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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Ooh, thank you! That'll be a fun bedtime read.
This guy has no regrets, even as it all falls down around him and he is forced to work 70 hours a week to keep the lights on.
If he does he's attempting to drown it out by consistently being busy and trying not to think about it, working himself out of it in the most boneheaded way possible.
and having just a brief glimmer of realization at what situation he’s irrevocably placed himself into.
I believe he realizes he's in a shit situation but I'm betting it is NOT his fault in his mind. Considering he tends to blame others or outside circumstances for mistmfortune, he'll probably say he was part of it but mostly outside circumstances.
 
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Well since nobody has gone to the Tenacious mines I might as well

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What in the fuck is a glowstar?

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Cute puppy to cleanse thy pallet (no it's not theirs it's the owner of the house.)

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Penny being edgy also promoting lesbian alpacas. I am not an alpaca expert so I cannot say if they actually are capable of forming same sex relationships but something tells me this is a tranch gayop.

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Ngl I read this as black & trans LOL.
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Lol the Milwaukee stuff is hilarious because remember how it was on their wishlist for the "mutual aid" well looks like that didn't work out.

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Hummus
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More $70 cuffs coming I guess.

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House is coming along.

I didn't cap everything, Pennywise was showing a calendar and some journals.

Anyways, here's one of the female serfs skitzposting.
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What does Ah4Ah mean??? For those of you Unaware this is the one dating the fat black ftm who herself is an ftm and is "disabled" so doesn't really work. Lives in a trailer with fat black lesbian in denial and is allegedly also dating deadbeat dad Neck from the Kev thread (Neck is also engaged to Wedge and also one of the polycule of Kevin...)
Twitter link
Serf Archive
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Ana chan posting.
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Someone telling her trannies are gross
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This lady has a few screws loose.
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The absolutely masculine cuffs we are missing out on
 

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Kindness is boring as hell, she's so consistently vomiting the same old BPD neediness and batshit tweets it's impossible to keep up with her.

She belongs to the garden variety class of cows where the lols come from conflicts between the different things she says about her life and the fictions she makes up.

Her every day life is pretty boring, she still lives in the real world and just tries to get by, no matter what she tells herself. And you can see this because her fictions are constantly changing to adapt to her external circumstances.

Her actions are obviously self-serving with no ideological narrative governing them except her need for survival and whatever her fucked up emotions are doing to her at the time.
That shows someone who can roll with the real world to a limited extent, but enough to never do anything truly crazy because they understand it would be too crazy even for them.

The truly great cows are the ones where they have a certain narrative governing their life and what they put out, but their actions/lack of actions, or external circumstances consistently prove something else to be true, yet they still continue to insist that their version of reality is the real truth. This leads them to do crazy shit like:
* live on a ranch but never go outside, * run a ranch with a neglected hoard of alpacas and mismanage hundreds of thousands of dollars while using photos of their neglect to grift more money
* travel to the most dangerous part of Portugal to somehow spite a friend who has Portugese ancestry and instead get mugged
* lick your gonnorhea-ridden ex's new GF's pussy to try and win the ex back (thanks Chantal)
* or literally anything Chris does.

In each case their actions are self-serving but only in the sense that they also serve completely incomprehensible goals to the viewer.

Kindness obviously wants food, drugs and to relax in a bath. Completely obvious needs and simple pleasures, and she does what she does to fulfil those.

But why does Phil insist on spending terrible amounts of money on a poorly-planned endeavour and pretending he cant see that everything around him breaks or dies? Why is he so paranoid about Earl attacking them yet alienates everyone who could help them?

Why was it so important to Ralph that he specifically travel to Portugal to spite his friend, and why didn't he do his research about the safest places to go?

Why does Chantal want Nader back so badly when he clearly tries to drive her away and even gave her the clap?

Why does Chris do anything?

Kindness is just not on the same level.

I spend a small portion of my week wondering what goes on in the Tranchers' heads, including Kevin's, that manages to keep them on the same path forward without thinking "wait a minute...". I never wonder about Kindness' and that's the difference.

Once she and Paul/Bonnie/Mantits Mandoza split up I will be relieved not to follow her thread anymore.

As for Ash Kreis... my post before was ambiguous. I believe their thread will be big in a different way than the lols. I personally think someone that embedded in a community as fucked up as the furries, with enough self-awareness to keep themselves under control, but despite that still doesn't leave said community, is part of some deep shit. It won't be as funny as Kevin or the Tranchers, but it will be important somehow in connecting a LOT of dots somewhere, probably to cows we haven't even documented yet.

Privated this part just in case.

Hard disagree, Kindness is the oxidiser to the tranch dump
Kevin will rush into the blaze, get disoriented from the smoke, bump into his shelf, knock it all over on top of him and die in the fire while the plastic melts over him and hardens like Chocolate Shell for ice cream.


Oh, and then his parents will bury him as a man.


@transsalamander

*picture of fire*
ughh this smoke is making it HARD to play elden ring!

@somefurrytroon

so you're saying you're a HOT GIRL

@transsalamander

oh gosh :o :o

@someotherdegenerate

yerh that smoke is really putting it's girldick in your lungs isn't it? *headpats*

@transsalamander

gfnfgsgshxfgsggsv
 
Hope a Kiwi can answer this: what do they do? Does anyone know any interesting cases they've worked on?
They have taken down entire organised crime groups when other agencies have failed - story here.

They were the ones that took down the very first ponzi scheme and many CP rings - Story

They're the ones that arrested Steve Bannon not so long ago - Story

They were heavily involved in the nuking of Silk Road and a lot of other "darknet" drug trafficking - Story

They were heavily involved in the unabomber investigation and USPIS agents were involved in the arrest and interrogation - Story (this site is pretty much an entire history of the USPIS if you go looking round)

There is an old joke about the USPIS: FBI agents have nightmares about IRS inspectors and IRS inspectors have nightmares about the USPIS.

Basically you touch the mail in any way while carrying out criminal activity and they have jurisdiction.
 
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Lol, “Tiocfaidh ár la” and “come out ye Black and Tans” - why’s he suddenly larping as an IRA fighter? What brought that on?
Fuck off Penny!

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Consider how many of these rules you might have broken before wishing to exist under a paramilitary resistance:


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Lol, “Tiocfaidh ár la” and “come out ye Black and Tans” - why’s he suddenly larping as an IRA fighter? What brought that on?
Fuck off Penny!
Because big mean states are passing laws against trooning out kids. Some basically force detransing kids (based). Somebody also reported that some guy burnt down an LGBT bar (with no links/sauce) saying "it's already happening!!!!!" (As if the troons are included in this when it's likely only fags affected)

Penny has, multiple times, feminely alluded to why you should have physical violence against "transphobes" most of these include bricks which is ironic because he is the brick.brick is a slur for non passing tranny usually very very masc ones, we should use it more
 
Can you link any examples of that use of the word? It would make a great addition to the "Tranny glossary reloaded" thread.

It's a noun and a very old term from the 90s and likely even before. It predates Troon and Hon. Here's it in use:

"Bricks always are the loudest about trams rights because they will never pass."

"Some brick tried to message me on a lesbian dating app."

"Bricks started saying 'oh you don't need to perform womanhood to be twans' because they don't pass."
 
Somebody also reported that some guy burnt down an LGBT bar (with no links/sauce) saying "it's already happening!!!!!" (As if the troons are included in this when it's likely only fags affected)
Do you have links or screenshots to these claims? I hate how they co-opt hate crimes usually against LG (and to a minor extent B) people as "systematic transphobia". Especially because their pedophile genderspecial bullshit gets attributed to LGBT people as a whole by the mainstream, resulting in more homophobia against actual gay people who want nothing to do with trannies.

ETA: The brick thing is fucking hilarious because Brick is also a somewhat common name among non-binary/genderspecial identified young females.
 
Do you have links or screenshots to these claims? I hate how they co-opt hate crimes usually against LG (and to a minor extent B) people as "systematic transphobia". Especially because their pedophile genderspecial bullshit gets attributed to LGBT people as a whole by the mainstream, resulting in more homophobia against actual gay people who want nothing to do with trannies.

ETA: The brick thing is fucking hilarious because Brick is also a somewhat common name among non-binary/genderspecial identified young females.


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Link Penny RT'd it.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/rashbarfire it seems real but jfc that's the worst name for a gay club. "Rash". God. Might as well call it HIV Hub.
 
"Someone burned down a single gay bar, it's clearly the trans genocide starting"

"Oh that month we spent burning down cities, that was a peaceful protest you bigot"

Also a guy? Pretty uninclusive language there. How do you know what that individual identifies as?
 
It's a noun and a very old term from the 90s and likely even before. It predates Troon and Hon. Here's it in use:

"Bricks always are the loudest about trams rights because they will never pass."

"Some brick tried to message me on a lesbian dating app."

"Bricks started saying 'oh you don't need to perform womanhood to be twans' because they don't pass."
I’ve heard brickhon a lot, and unflattering comparisons to bricks, but I’ve never heard of them just being called bricks.
 
Penis’ rant about blacks and tans makes him sound like a drunk racist. Here’s hoping twitter randos think so too.

What is it with Yanks and the fucking IRA? Even the most ardent Irish republican will admit that they were far from saints, but americans seem to hold them up as heroes despite knowing next to nothing about the troubles
 
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