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He finds perfect balance between brief and ornate styles. So it's fun to read and at the same time doesn't overstay its welcome.
Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.
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Are assgasms real? I hear about them a lot in porn but is it really possible to have an anal climax? Did anyone here ever have one?
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Ask Melinda when you ask for shithole pics
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You know in the movie cruel intentions where Sarah Michelle Gellar is explaining to Selma Blair how she felt Ryan Phillipe's tongue in her vagina and he caused her to have an orgasm via cunnilingus?
What if in reality he had creampied her shithole and she was really feeling his cum farting out of her?
What if in reality he had creampied her shithole and she was really feeling his cum farting out of her?
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Yes they are real and yes they can be mind shattering. There's a reason guys like getting fucked in the ass.
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Once you give up your anal virginity you get used to it.
I will tell you that supposedly black guy dick hurts like hell. I wouldn't know because I've never slept with a black guy. But even in porn for both men and women its presumably like getting speared through.
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One last thing regarding the throat fucking saga. What if the Tinder date slid his snake down a womans throat until he blew his hot sperm down into Selma Blair's stomach. Then when he was done fucking her he grabbed her head with both hands and tossed her to the side like the worthless fuck sack she is.
THEN he farted to make sure she was in the floor in his farty, shitty smell unable to enjoy any of it.
Whore.
THEN he farted to make sure she was in the floor in his farty, shitty smell unable to enjoy any of it.
Whore.
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Do you have Melinda's email and are you sending her these questions?
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This could be seen pozloading a neghole, we don't want to lose @Baby Yoda!
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Can I send you my number?
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She does seem to help a lot of people. But she also looks as if she could use a thread of her own. Review aggregator sites seem to suggest as much. I wonder if anyone agrees.
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Bro, she is banned from posting here. Idk how far you have seen back but she got yeeted a while ago
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Yes, I saw. I was searching for Melanie specifically to see if she already had a thread. That post was the only result that came up.
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Yes, as long as you quake with joy and show shithole.
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I've never had one, but I've given them to women. Some women cum harder in the ass.
I've given black chicks their biggest dick. There are exceptions to the rule.
Also Mel book coming soon etc etc.
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What did the women yell at you while assgasming?
Was it "fucking breed my ass!!"? or "I want you to fucking rip it open!!!" or "cum up mommy's shithole."
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Nothing as dramatic as that. Just the standard "Oh Fuck Yes!" "Oh God!" "Oh Fuck!" "Oh Fuck Me!" etc. but louder and with a shit ton more convulsions and "Oh" "Ah" and "Um" afterwards. I like to slip it in the back door on the sly, and so far it never disappoints.
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The fuck am I reading
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Hmmm? Melinda's let a motion go unanswered for over 48 hours. She should have generated at least 30 pages of insane incomprehensible drivel by now. Hopefully nothing bad worse than what normally constitutes her pathetic life has happened to her?
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Yes.
I'm not drunk yet so I'm not about to detail how and why I can state this, but watch this space.
*new*
ALLRIGHTY THEN! I haven't done much to maintain my reputation as a certified forum deviant lately, so i shall tell you of my experience with penis-unstimulated orgasms, one of which was a genuine assgasm.
I regret to say I've never made a woman cum purely from anal stimulation, but does it EVER help to slip a finger into or tongue around a woman's rectum during oral when she's close to the edge. As long as she's not a total prude god DAMN will she come hard with this, even if you haven't refined the skills yet. Okay, now for the male assgasm.
Gonna disappoint the homos in the thread as my first hands/vagoo free stimulated orgasm was with my (now ex) wife, the second was purely solo. Both were absofuckinglutely mind and nerve shatteringly awesome.
I'll skim the first one, but let me say that I was #1 experiencing a serious surge in testosterone at the time due to a combination of factors, only one of which was legal so I'll leave it at that. #2 My wife had been away on business for 2 weeks and I was so horny because of #1 that I was about all but mauling her as I kissed her home and into the bedroom for a 'welcome back' session. She was just about as horny and we were in the middle of some very intense foreplay with me kissing her all over. I was starting to move from boobs to more interesting areas down south, and all I could remember was just unreal desire and frustration, I felt on the ragged edge like a teenager touching boob for the first time, her not even touching my dick when all of a sudden it boiled over, felt the balls draw up, felt the usual nerve ends being lit by sweet searing candles 4x as strong as usual and just utter surprise as my untouched cock fucking erupted into the air like a fountain.
Not even like a wet dream where you're rubbing against your undies when you cum, I couldn't make a sound, my throat was locked, eyes bulging out (so I was told) and my legs shook uncontrolably as I kept shooting for at least 20 pulses, and nerve endings all the way to my fingertips and toes burned with the pleasure, and kept triggering aftershocks one after the other. It took over a minute to return to baseline and one very pissed off wife. I was able to make it up to her at least.
The assgasm was much more recent, some years after our divorce. With sex becoming way less frequent, I had become fascinated by the stories of 'tantric sex/masturbation' and 30 min. long orgasms claimed by some men like Sting. Among the techniques discussed were things that didn't interest me, like blocking the flow of semen out of my dick by pressing on the taint, redirecting it back inside the body like a retrograde ejaculation. I had one of those once, and it was fucking painful. So anyway, skipping the ones I didn't like, I focussed on 'decoupling ejaculation from orgasm'. In theory once you were able to separate the two actions you were able to control them both.
Anal stimulation of the prostate gland was considered one of the keys to having orgasms you could control better and 'decouple from ejaculation' so I had purchased some toys to help out in this regard. While I found that with practice I could 'lock' the muscles and delay ejaculation so orgasm was longer and drawn out before having to let go and ejaculate (up to 15 seconds of extra orgasm at the start!) I was never able to fully decouple one from the other.
However one time I did have a 'tantric' revelation of a sort. Call it Anal Nirvana, whatever you want. It was fucking amazing. One night I was doing a 'meditate and masturbate' run. Purely on stimulation of my prostate with one machine moving in and out over the gland with vibratory stimulation as well and my hands working on my other 'sensitive' zones like nipples and earlobes, my mind travelled in fun ways and my dick was fully forgotten at this time, I wasn't expecting anything but slow buildup but suddenly I was pulled back into complete awareness of every nerve in my body lighting up, time slowing down, and the movement of the device over the prostate was suddenly almost unbearably sensitive and borderline torture. I didn't just feel my nuts draw up as the furnace was suddenly lit, they shot up out of the sack and cradled the inner part of my penis as my brain went blank, the final movement across my prostate began and the most earthshattering orgasm of my fucking LIFE began.
There was no thought of trying to hold this back, to scientifically 'decouple' it. My mind was empty of thought. As the French call orgasm, "Le petit mort" or The Little Death was upon me. All I could do was focus on and...endure almost as much as enjoy the unbelievable sensations triggered by that bundle of nerves focussed by the prostate gland as the force of ejaculationary muscle spasms propelled the machine right out of me as well as what had to be at LEAST a cup of semen both poured and shot out of my dick at the same time. Literally there was so much cum that between jet pulses it kept fucking pouring out. Over 30 seconds later, direct ejaculation finally stopped, but more cum kept pouring then dribbling out. I was a nerve-frazzled, twitching wreck as aftershocks of pleasure kept firing off at random points of my body. My heart rate had more then doubled during this, and I was gasping like I'd run a marathon. Eventually things settled down to an exhausted but deeply satisfied pleasureable warmth. I actually drowsed out for a bit before waking up enough to clean up. I couldn't believe one small series of glands could produce so much fluid to send out of the body from such a tiny hole.
Anyway, yes. Assgasms can happen. And they are something you will never, EVER forget should you be lucky enough to experience one.
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