Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Fetish Roulette]

If the loathsome dung-eater had tits Kevin would want to be defiled and filled with shit

You really shouldn't be talking about Jen that way.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Anytime Kev begs for money, people should tweet him this picture. What is it with troons and their transparent grifting?

Covering their tracks properly so they can maintain their grift is too much work. It's transphobic to put effort in while you scamming people for money.

 

[The Final Troondown]

I can see Kev get married; apply for citizenship and force the poor people who work for the NHS to fix his stink ditch for free.

good luck with that, I've got minor surgery this week and even after being referred to a private hospital on nhs contract it took 8 months between consult and surgery date

if the NHS touched the amhole it'd be to make sure it sealed up properly and didn't kill him, post covid the entire thing is going belly up to the point people are dying waiting 8 hours for ambulances

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I thought US customs regarded these as essentially black tar heroin mixed with c4? why is costco in the us selling fully automatic assault eggs?

 

[forgotten corn]

I thought US customs regarded these as essentially black tar heroin mixed with c4? why is costco in the us selling fully automatic assault eggs?

Different type of kinder egg. The ones banned in the US (not sure if they still are) were the hollow ones with toy capsules inside. These look like the type filled with chocolate.

 

[whateverusernem12]

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I'm so excited to see the England trip. Dudes blowing through all of his cash on plastic crap, how's he gonna afford this trip? I know Kev easily blows 800$ or more on toys every once in awhile but I doubt hes saved enough for the ticket+place to stay+ food for a week at the very least. Thats easily 2k~ before any toy purchases he will inevitably make and he doesnt really strike me as the person to save up. I wonder if he's gotten some type of financial windfall and instead of holding onto it for a rainy day he blew it immediately on an impomptu trip across the pond. His bank statements have to be an untapped gold mine of laughs.

I've been following this cow for awhile but has anything been confirmed beyond some vague mumuors of an inheritance? Where's he pulling all of this money from? His grifts don't seem to support him it's just a little cherry on top of the regular sums of money he regularly receives. How long will this last? Can he survive the inevitable tranch collapse from boner/sky regaining the property? I'm just so excited for the future

 

[lfaw]

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I know that pointing out filthy surfaces inside the tranch is low hanging fruit, but what the fuck, Kevin?

 

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I know that pointing out filthy surfaces inside the tranch is low hanging fruit, but what the fuck, Kevin?

There aren't many games that use arrow keys, these days. His up/down arrows are so dirty because he uses them to scroll through Twitter, I'd imagine.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

There aren't many games that use arrow keys, these days. His up/down arrows are so dirty because he uses them to scroll through Twitter, I'd imagine.

Or Kiwis.

 

[AMHOLIO]

"Come friendly bombs, and rain on Slough,
It is not fit for humans, now.'

I remember back in the 00s when England worried about America, now I feel like we have to worry over whatever the fuck is going on over there (we're not spotless but you guys sound more miserable than us).

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The real question is why did he need these? He doesn't need these for his transformers collection, he didn't need them for a trip, he doesn't usually show enthusiasm about Marvel, is this his candy allotment? While it isn't wrong to buy a wholesale box of Kinder Eggs on a whim, it's irresponsible to do it while your "mommy/mxtress/wife" is working himself to the bone for the ranch AND you. It's not much now, but Kevin knows it could have been saved for the future and still he buys it. It will probably have it as one of the thoughts that keeps him up late at night he will have to drown out by tweeting.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

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Aw balls. Ferrero had a bit of blunder recently: the latest batches of chocolate manufactured in their Belgian plant were recalled because of salmonella contamination, but Joy specifically is manufactured elsewhere. Kevie can't have his *~ÜwÜ validating üWü~* period shits this way.

 

[A Grey Cat]

he doesn't usually show enthusiasm about Marvel

First movie he saw in theaters post covid was black widow, which he squeed over, and he once tweeted about wanting an entire marvel legends set just so he could build the gimmick "build a figure." He's not a "true believer, " in the classic sense of the term. Just a consoomer who consumes marvel when it's the current product to get excited about.

As for the kinder eggs question lemme spell it out for emphasis;
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[tiggles]

Different type of kinder egg. The ones banned in the US (not sure if they still are) were the hollow ones with toy capsules inside. These look like the type filled with chocolate.

They are. US law has prohibited toys/non nutritive items inside food since 1938. Kinder egg replicas that are able to circumvent the ban do so by not being entirely contained by the shell, usually with a plastic rim separating two halves.

It’d be funny if Kevin tried to sneak back a kinder egg and got slapped by a $2500 fine at customs. The toys inside are apparently collectible so I’m sure it’d be hard for him to resist.

 

[BrainProlapse]

Bruh imagine being sat next to this dude for 10 hours on a plane; his frankenvagina smelling like reheated death, then he goes to dilate in the bathroom and comes back smelling even worse.

 

[Schatzi Katze]

Oooooooh Kevvie airplane saga is actually happening! I wonder if Mistress will pin his flight info to his shirt so he doesnt get lost and they specficially requested him to be seated in the non-transphobe section of the plane! (did i make this joke already? oh well)

 

[Hans]

It's too bad JKR lives deep in the highlands of Scotland, I would have loved to see Kev-Kev and his "E-girlfriend" stage an Ethan Ralph style invasion that would have consisted of them sitting outside of the fenced perimeter of JKRs estate and hollering towards it until they flee when the TERF cops show up.

 

[A Grey Cat]

then he goes to dilate in the bathroom and comes back smelling even worse.

Do I need to tap the sign?

"Kevin's never dilated once in the two years since he's had the am hole installed."

 

[s0mbra]

Do I need to tap the sign?

"Kevin's never dilated once in the two years since he's had the am hole installed."

Friendly reminder one of the main reasons kf took notice of kevie was because he was gushing about how he loved dilating.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I hope the Queen recovers in time to greet Kevin at the airport. It's probably been a long time since she's had an equal woman visit. Maybe she'll even invite him to a sleepover with pillow fights at Windsor.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I hope the Queen recovers in time to greet Kevin at the airport. It's probably been a long time since she's had an equal woman visit. Maybe she'll even invite him to a sleepover with pillow fights at Windsor.

I think making the Queen look upon Kev's terrifying visage would qualify as elder abuse.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I think making the Queen look upon Kev's terrifying visage would qualify an international war crime, that could set off the powder keg Europe's become.

Ftfy open window maniac.