Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

The original Dobsoy comic that one came from was revealed to be a revenge and jealousy fantasy.

IRL and IIRC, a cosplaying girl didn't mind being photographed by a "dudebro", as Dobbo watched in the background.

(where's the photo of that again?)
I don't have the pic, but I love how even though he is far away, you can tell he is seething
 
The original Dobsoy comic that one came from was revealed to be a revenge and jealousy fantasy.

IRL and IIRC, a cosplaying girl didn't mind being photographed by a "dudebro", as Dobbo watched in the background.

(where's the photo of that again?)
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I imagine Dobsoy was picked on because he was likely as insufferably egotistical back then as he was when he quit the internet.

Always talking like he's writing for a "gender studies" class, always pissed off at something, always extremely hypocritical...

That must've been before the squirt bottle incident because he's at a convention.
 
I imagine Dobsoy was picked on because he was likely as insufferably egotistical back then as he was when he quit the internet.

Always talking like he's writing for a "gender studies" class, always pissed off at something, always extremely hypocritical...
During the airport saga, he referenced one guy who used to pick on him and laugh at Dobson's reactions. Dobby admitted he knew the reaction was why this guy was doing it, but could not stop himself from throwing a chair at the dude for spoiling Harry Potter 7.
 
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Dobson used to work at the airport. Something glamorous like luggage tossing or cleaning, emptying the plane toilets.

You can imagine how a pretentious, whiny little twat might fit into the crowd of the more robust dudes and gals, who work these jobs.

To no one's surprise he didn't make it long in this job. I believe there was another incident where his co-workers tossed Dobby's radio into the toilet. Maybe not nice, but I can't find it in me to feel any pity for Dobson.

Amazing find with the photo of the actual Cosplayer Dobson's super patronising Comic was based off. She seems very okay with being photographed in a sexualised fashion. Dobson is such a petty little prude.

No wonder he only got off on lesbians, minors and air pumps.
 
It'd be interesting to see a timeline of Dobbo's life and all the major fails he got into.

Middle school is just full of kids who are always trying to one up each other in the middle of puberty, holding a grudge over that era is stupid because that’s a period when kids really don’t know better.
To no one's surprise he didn't make it long in this job.
I imagine Dobbo is still resentful to those he thinks wronged him in that job. Looks like Dobbo is mentally still in early teens.
 
It'd be interesting to see a timeline of Dobbo's life and all the major fails he got into.



I imagine Dobbo is still resentful to those he thinks wronged him in that job. Looks like Dobbo is mentally still in early teens.
It's a damn shame the archives (that I know of) of his old blog posts are gone. There used to be such a plethora of content in those. He wrote many whiny blogs about how he was mistreated by his co-workers at the airport and even in his own words, where he tried to portray himself as sensible and innocent, he managed to make it unmistakenly clear, that he was just unable to not make an ass of himself.

Like, he would escalate his petty squabbles with co-workers to their manager, in one case even dragging her from an important meeting to bitch at her how his co-workers were being rude to him. When she told him he needs to stand up for himself, he escalated a squabble, was chewed out by the manager and. flipped. her. off.
That's when he lost that job btw.

Even in stories he's telling himself, you can tell he's full of shit and the root cause of the toxicity that he encounters.
 
I believe there was another incident where his co-workers tossed Dobby's radio into the toilet. Maybe not nice, but I can't find it in me to feel any pity for Dobson.

Hold up there my nigga. Dobson's radio did not get tossed in the toilet.

It wasn't dropped in a toilet, they told him it had been, most likely to fuck with him for obvious reasons (ie pretentious, brittle hat andy's chimp outs) and had made jokes about it all shift long. Namely instead of a reply like "well that explains my shitty reception" Dobson let it get under his skin, resulting in a predictable result of them continuing to do it.
 
Chris and the cwcki have spoiled me. If there was a central organized place where I could read about this doofus, I might enjoy it.
It bums me out just to think cows like Dobson, Moviebob, ADF, and DSP don't have dedicated wikis when there is certainly enough info out there about them to warrant it. Not as much as CWC, but still more than enough to where you can spend an afternoon just reading about how some of the major sagas went down and looking up obscure bits of lore that to this day baffle you as to why they did that.
 
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He threw a chair over a Harry Potter book spoiler.
Chris and the cwcki have spoiled me. If there was a central organized place where I could read about this doofus, I might enjoy it.
Good news for you, because I got bored/annoyed with Dobson one day and made this:

 
Good news for you, because I got bored/annoyed with Dobson one day and made this:

I’ve read some things there and really enjoyed it!
 
So Dobsoy thought Calvin of Calvin & Hobbes could be a portrayal of all "boogeymen" - "right wing MRAs" - to him?

lol

He threw a chair over a Harry Potter book spoiler.
There's "Chris Chan" irrationally hating on Harry Potter, and Dobbo throwing a chair.

Harry Potter seems to have interesting effects on lolcows.
 
It bums me out just to think cows like Dobson, Moviebob, ADF, and DSP don't have dedicated wikis when there is certainly enough info out there about them to warrant it. Not as much as CWC, but still more than enough to where you can spend an afternoon just reading about how some of the major sagas went down and looking up obscure bits of lore that to this day baffle you as to why they did that.

The problem with Dobson is Dobson is fairly boring. I took nearly a 10 year break from Dobson Mocking, and when I came back most of the old zingers still stuck. Tubby was STILL PTSDing about being sprayed at london. After his gay collaboration with Humon (a faghag lolcow) fell apart and he tard-flounced off deviantArt, there wasn't a lot of new content. He moved back home where momson and dadson were presumably doing a decent job of tard wrangling him. They didn't enable him to the levels Barb did.

(DSP also has the problem of simply having sold his soul to satan for idiot's luck; he's sort of infuriating to follow because no matter how he fucks up, he some how comes through it all right. See: Lying in court about bankruptcy. Its absolutely mind boggling that he spends $10,000 a week on WWE wrestling gacha, but you can't do anything with that information other than be enraged this mother fucker makes more money in a month than the average person does in year just for being fat and bad at games)
 
If anyone is ever looking for specific journal entries or for sources on his most famous fuck-ups (airport chair throwing incident, poop radio incident, the time he told Zelda Williams to calm her tits, etc...) they're mostly in the OP. I did the OP rewrite a while ago so that the most heavily referenced pieces of Dobson lore would be easy to find. His DeviantArt journals are all archived in a google drive link, included in the OP
They go all the way back to 2004 and up to 2014.
 
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