Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

EXCITED! Frank dropped a few thousand more dollars for another toy for John's man-cave! John definitely deserves it for having worked so hard last week.

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Peace and Harmony said:
EXCITED! Frank dropped a few thousand more dollars for another toy for John's man-cave! John definitely deserves it for having worked so hard last week.

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At last! This is the one that'll get the neighborhood's teenage boys to start hanging out at John's house!
 
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John's stump is getting all wet over that game because it lets him feel like he's mastered a SoulsBourne game and is now a mAsTeR gAmEr.

It's guaranteed that John abused the job levelling glitch to death, which was being done as soon as the demo dropped.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
Sounds dreadful John if only your town had an Executive Director of a national Super PAC that could help a canidate of your liking sketch out a winning plan.

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Frank is definitely not making any healthy decisions because he is a fat FUCK and also a fucking IDIOT, unlike computer engineer and triathlon runner John Walker Flynt. He's FAT, John is THIN.

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My new pet theory is that Russian war crimes in the Ukraine are a smoke screen to distract the UN from John's cooking
 
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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
"I thought Trump could win"

I'm not going to go dig for tweets but remember how incredibly smug he was about Hillary's inevitable victory? Then his tweets about the unreal feeling of her losing.
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There are no tweets to dig for because he deleted them all but....he didn't think anything other than "Hilary slam dunk".
 

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Peace and Harmony said:
grrrrr FUCK YOU Elon Musk FUCK YOU white people, I'm so fucking PISSED that I'm going to sell my Porches and pinball machines to start a tutoring centre and daycare for low-income people of colour

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Take a look at the following picture of a particular game development team:
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There is only one man in this picture. This man did absolutely no work whatsoever, took all the credit from the women on his team, claimed their work as his own, and continues to say that it's "his" game to this day.

Projection, thy name is John Walker Flynt.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
Frank is definitely not making any healthy decisions because he is a fat FUCK and also a fucking IDIOT, unlike computer engineer and triathlon runner John Walker Flynt. He's FAT, John is THIN.

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I just had to point this out because it's too much of a coincidence - Both John and Frank want you to think they put this great and exotic meal together, but neither mention that it was a Hello Fresh meal that handed them every ingredient and held their hands every step of the way. I know this because my wife is preparing this exact Hello Fresh meal in the kitchen right now and I just got back from cutting the cucumbers and grating the carrots.

But "look what great chefs they are". I thought John was trying to be the spokesperson for Blue Apron, anyway.
 
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Particle Bored said:
Has anyone ever calculated John's "IGUIMississippi"/year ratio?
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When I did a search for the exact phrase, I got 50 results, all from 2020 on. Twitter search is kind of shitty sometimes when you give it too broad parameters, so I did another search for everything from 2009 to 2019, and got another 68 results, most of which being from the latter end of that date range. Thus, while he has a history of using this phrase going back years, he's certainly used it a lot more lately.

The first time he used it was back in 2013, replying to a now-deleted tweet by TheRedGrrl that's only noteworthy because her profile lists her name as "Breanna." No surprise that he was jumping all over her.
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An overall average wouldn't really illustrate the frequency with which he uses it these days, so here's a list of how many times John's said it per year and some noteworthy tweets:
In total, I found 127 instances of "I grew up in Mississippi" in John's feed. There might have been more that got caught up in his old Twitter purges, but it's a rhetorical crutch he keeps falling back on as some kind of expert credentials, using it about twice a month on average in recent years.
 
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King Dead said:
When I did a search for the exact phrase, I got 50 results, all from 2020 on. Twitter search is kind of shitty sometimes when you give it too broad parameters, so I did another search for everything from 2009 to 2019, and got another 68 results, most of which being from the latter end of that date range. Thus, while he has a history of using this phrase going back years, he's certainly used it a lot more lately.

The first time he used it was back in 2013, replying to a now-deleted tweet by TheRedGrrl that's only noteworthy because her profile lists her name as "Breanna." No surprise that he was jumping all over her.
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An overall average wouldn't really illustrate the frequency with which he uses it these days, so here's a list of how many times John's said it per year and some noteworthy tweets:
In total, I found 127 instances of "I grew up in Mississippi" in John's feed. There might have been more that got caught up in his old Twitter purges, but it's a rhetorical crutch he keeps falling back on as some kind of expert credentials, using it about twice a month on average in recent years.
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John use variations on the theme. (He's an expert musician, you know, especially knowledgeable about music theory, aside from not knowing what it is.)

For example, a quick and dirty search shows 22 hits for "growing up in Mississippi." And there are doubtless many more for phases like "having grown up in Mississippi" and the lie "as a native of Mississippi."

So he uses uses having grown up in Mississippi as a Twitter doctoral diploma in politics, economics, and sociology even more than the initial research demonstrates. How he thinks that having been raised in an intellectual desert qualifies him to comment on anything is a mystery that will remain locked inside his retarded Mississippi noggin.
 
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