Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Lady Crow]

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I actually love this shit. Reminds me of:

https://worldaroundewe.com/

 

[Maude Snew]

I think that's pretty much uncharted territory as far as property law goes. Do you even own a twitter handle, or is it some gay license from the company?

You almost certainly do not own any sort of account for anything or you could just sell them. All of the online shit would pretty much dissolve into a clusterfuck if you had ownership interest in accounts and they couldn't just ban you at will. EULA and adhesion contracts in general are complete bullshit and need to be challenged and trashed but the part you just having a license would be an even harder thing to kill and arguably be completely counterproductive.

 

[Ophelia]

I would like to see some sjw tell Pat off for the way he talks to women on twitter.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I would like to see some sjw tell Pat off for the way he talks to women on twitter.

He is a feminist ally child! Now shake that ass

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

goddamn, what a self-important idiot. And calling strangers on twitter by 'pet names' for women isn't helping.

Spoiler: his attempted gunsperging makes it hard not to do it ourselves

1) The correct reason to own a p90 with civvie ammo is: "because it's looks cool and i wanna larp stargate"

2) Suppressors are silencers, silencers are suppressors. The OG patent was for the Maxim SILENCER. Anyone trying to win points with "no, child honey, it's actually called a suppressor" is a tacti-twat.

3) Even when trying to dispense with one myth (the 'pew pew' sound) he's too dumb to realize he's propagating another. The rifle being used in the photo does not lose velocity or 'power' by sticking a silencer on it. That doesn't make any fucking sense. A modern silencer slows down and allows the gasses behind the bullet to expand. However, by the time the bullet reaches the silencer it has already gone through the full length of the 'normal' barrel and therefore achieved all the velocity it would have without the extra device. The friction of the additional barrel contact is easily counteracted by the fact that the gasses are not all dispersed immediately- in other words, it's possible for a silencer to increase velocity (although it's probably almost nothing)

The only time fatrick's thought would be reasonable- absent video games- is if someone is using an improvised or obsolete silencer with a medium thicker than air the bullet needs to go through (rubber gaskets, etc) or an integral suppressor which takes the place of the normal gun barrel. Neither is the case in that photo.

 

[Pickle Built]

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We caught poo bear flabby handed

 

[Snigger]

Any opinion Fatrick has is always wrong. He can say ‘look both ways before you cross the street’ and you should still double check him to verify.

If Patrick said oxygen was good, I would asphyxiate myself and regret nothing

 

[UnregisteredHypercam2]

The ultimate troll:

- Change your name to Patrick Tomlinson
- Wait until the original Patrick is enevitably banned again
- Swoop in on a Twitter account with your new name (completely unrelated to Fat)
- Become Verified
- Write several Scifi books all with his same titles as they are so generic they can not be reasonably trademarked
- Adopt a young daughter and raise her as if you were her father
- Run for the mayor of Wisconsin or something, I dunno his end goals

 

[Mr Moonface]

The fallout from piggy's idiotic gun thread continues. Piggy shows off his crack debating skills:



One of Pat's defenders gets invited to appear on 'Nice Podcast Stupid'. Pat is terrified that one of his followers will find out the truth, decides to ramp up his victim routine:



Pat retweets another creep. Rick Wilson, member of the pedophile-filled Lincoln Network:



Sonic the Hedgehog has some critiques for the backyard of the half-hovel. Pat was the one who tweeted this photo out yet still denies that this is his house.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Pat retweets another creep. Rick Wilson, member of the pedophile-filled Lincoln Network:

He must have missed the UN testimony that proved that no chemical weapons attacks occurred in Syria, and that it was all a false flag to push for war. Piggy is quite gullible and also very hawkish when it comes to sending other men to die.

 

[AnOminous]

Pat gun tip of the day: Instead of wasting tons of money on a silencer, a $1 balloon on the barrel works just fine

Plus if you run into a tank you can use the balloon to destroy the tank.

Any opinion Fatrick has is always wrong. He can say ‘look both ways before you cross the street’ and you should still double check him to verify.

*doesn't look down too*
*falls down manhole into sewer and dies*

 

[John_Smith]

He's finally fixing his shit back fence. Only taken him the better part of a decade to get his ass off the couch and finally do something.

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Oh god please make it so. Let him do it. Piggy, with those soft, effete Chomo hands and the creepy looking gecko fingers, gets a circular saw. And in his Dunning-Kruger Reality Distortion Field actually thinks that he knows how to just use it. I want to hear about Piggy literally pecking out his tweets with his nose because he lopped off most of his fingers. Don't need 2 thumbs, Stalker.

 

[Ophelia]

*doesn't look down too*
*falls down manhole into sewer and dies*

That would have to be a huge manhole.
(Cause Pat is fat)

Mr. Pig:
It isn't drama. It's an ongoing criminal conspiracy of harassment, stalking, and terrorism against my family

Does he hear how paranoid and crazy he sounds?

 

[r00]

Oh dear...

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Real writers go by the rule 'Say more with less', you silly piglet.

"Blah, blah, blah, factoid, blah, blah, blah, decibels, blah, blah, blah, physics, blah, blah, blah, national firearms act, blah, blah, blah, my own personal PS-90, blah, blah, blah, me, my, me, me, me, blah, blah, Spoiler: respect MY authority, child"

What a fat, bloviating Idiot.

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

 

[AnOminous]

Oh god please make it so. Let him do it. Piggy, with those soft, effete Chomo hands and the creepy looking gecko fingers, gets a circular saw. And in his Dunning-Kruger Reality Distortion Field actually thinks that he knows how to just use it.

A band saw or an angle grinder promises even more fun.

 

[artilleryfroth]

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He really does look like a seven year old from the special needs unit.

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

He really does look like a seven year old from the special needs unit.

In the criminal justice system, pepperoni based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Milwaukee, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Needs Unit.

These are their stories.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Oh dear...

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Real writers go by the rule 'Say more with less', you silly piglet.

Patrick is so fucking retarded here I have to really try to not be MATI. Sorry Pat, but legally and historically they're called "silencers." If you have a problem with that you can take it up with the text of the National Firearms Act. At least if you argue to a piece of paper it won't be able to tell you how wrong you are. I won't sperg about the rest because others have done it for me already.

These tweets are a classic example of Dunning-Kruger effect. Patrick knows a few things but he doesn't know any more than the first sentence of the Wikipedia article, because that's all he could stand to read before he blacked out from drinking again. But he sure thinks he knows it all, and presents these "facts" with more confidence than most people can ever muster for anything in their entire life. What a chump.

 

[Gigasneed]

Did Fat Rick steal 'Firstname Lastname' from an infamous EVE Online character?

Spoiler: Sperging about events in an MMO 15+ years ago

In the spaceship MMO EVE Online there was a player from Goonfleet(Something Awful members) who went by 'Firstname Lastname'. He's infamous in the EVE Community for starting an autistic spaceship war between the Goons and Band of Brothers(Devs and friends of devs) after joke about a BoB member who died in a motorcycle accident on the Autobahn.

Firstname Lastname went to the biggest trade hub in the game, ejected a cargo canister, named it after the player who died, and crashed into it over and over with a ship renamed to "Semi-Truck". This caused BoB to flip out and go to war with the Goons in an autistic conflict that would involve thousands of players. This story did make it outside of the confines of EVE Online when it happened as video game news sites picked it up.

Whenever I see the name of Fat's character I always think of this event and feel like there's too much commonality to just be a coincidence. Though I suppose the more likely outcome is Patrick thinks his character that has what amounts to a screenname is extremely clever and totally original.