Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[MirnaMinkoff]

Did she drive herself up there or did her parents come rescue her from the barn out back in one of those horse trailers? Both are bad looks for Ralph but her parents collecting her could provide some interesting insight.

She drove up alone.

it's not even QVC quality, you could get a much much much nicer ring from QVC or one of those chain jewelers like Kay's for a quarter of the price. He overpaid for actual trash off etsy for the cheapest sapphire known to man and a gaudy band made out of silver clay.

Oh no, we found the Richmond jewelry store’s “estate section” selling that fine ring at like $1400 or something retarded, but obviously the Gunt would get a “deal” with his elite bargaining skills.

It wouldn’t be nearly as funny if he spent $200 on it. Him getting epically ripped off and paying $900 for that thing is the best part.

The jewelry store even listed it as white gold, but Ethan referred to it as silver so he didn’t even understand the only part of that ring that had any value - the metal. (Cause lab sapphires and diamond chips have no value.)

 

[An automatic clown]

it's not even QVC quality, you could get a much much much nicer ring from QVC or one of those chain jewelers like Kay's for a quarter of the price. He overpaid for actual trash off etsy for the cheapest sapphire known to man and a gaudy band made out of silver clay.

It matches his pawpaws ring

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph drove to Texas and bought a $300 retard cowboy hat but couldn’t drive a few blocks to the goodwill and spend $20 on a used rocking chair or old BarcaLounger for May. Even a headboard for the bed and pillow cases was too much effort for Ralph to bother with for his baby mama

Does this bitch have any evidence whatsoever to support her belief that Ethan actually gives a shit about her, let alone loves her? I’ve yet to see any. To the contrary, circumstances like this make it look like he’s at the point of openly disrespecting her and wishing she’d leave already.

 

[Truly Rural]

Shouldn't newborns at least for a short while have a cotton diaper on top of disposable ones, till their hips form? I'd assume premature ones even more so?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Shouldn't newborns at least for a short while have a cotton diaper on top of disposable ones, till their hips form? I'd assume premature ones even more so?

I have a feeling Meigh is the kind of mom
who puts three diapers on her baby at a time, especially at night, so she can let her soak them all through and not interrupt her sleep with tedious diaper changing. Rozy’s hips will be forever deformed as a result.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

She looks so greasy in the image and the way her hand is on the diaper looks like she's digging for poo.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

At this point KF is doing a better job of raising this child than these two rejects purely by virtue of Ralph hatereading what they're doing wrong and scrambling to fix it out of spite.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Does this bitch have any evidence whatsoever to support her belief that Ethan actually gives a shit about her, let alone loves her? I’ve yet to see any. To the contrary, circumstances like this make it look like he’s at the point of openly disrespecting her and wishing she’d leave already.

Let’s see, Ralph trying to make Alice his top bitch during the last half of Pantsu’s pregnancy. Going out to drink and get in Alice pants while dumb pregnant girlfriend waited at home.

Didn’t marry her before the baby was born.

Was planning a “fake wrasslin” wedding in Texas when she was 8.5 months pregnant.

Had her drive alone to NY when she was 8 months pregnant and she ended up having the baby up there.

Left her the day Rosie got out of the hospital, cuz priorities.

Ralph drove to Texas for bowling, but not to pick up his girlfriend and newborn who had to drive eight hours home alone back to Virginia.

Only posts photos of food Pantsu makes him to demonstrate her dumb dog like devotion and writes about how wonderful he is on her Twitter.

She’s Ralph broodmare and simp. As soon as any new chick willing to DM with Ralph comes along again she’s done. Alice is the new Faith, only older and dumber.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Imagine if Ralph hadn't wasted all of that money “pursuing his passions’ in Portugal. Meigh and Roz could be sitting comfortably in a nursing chair right now, or at least have several more pillows for support.

Don't forget all the money he blew on gambling.

I’d guess May kept hoping daddy Ralph would take her baby shopping. Instead right before she hit 34 weeks he throws up a registry hoping some paypigs will buy that dumb shit instead. Maybe this was the point May decided she needed to drive to Rochester because it was the only way she was going to get any supplies. The fact she drove up at eight months alone demonstrates real desperation.

What was done with the diapers Jesse gifted them? Not to mention the several boxes Ralph was gifted of diapers in TX?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Don't forget all the money he blew on gambling.


What was done with the diapers Jesse gifted them? Not to mention the several boxes Ralph was gifted of diapers in TX?

Needed premie or newborn size 1 for current use. If they were bigger sizes let’s hope Ralph was smart enough to keep them. Alogs have spent more on Rozie than Ralph or his non-existent friends. Dick or Catboi certainly ain’t sending $150 worth of diapers.

I’m sure giving Rozy a name to co-brand with Nick Fuentes platform made Nick cringe and ignore Ralph’s pathetic Nick simping via his second bastard child.

 

[3322]

Wow... Why would she let Ralph post a picture of her looking like that... Why would RALPH want to post a picture of her looking like this? Nobody is owned by you continually showing us just how hideous and manly Meigh looks, Ralph. You are owning yourself.

Impregnating the ugliest chick you can find sounds like it should be a frat-bro initiation ceremony, not your life's greatest accomplishment.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Because the farms bullied him into providing proof of life of May and the baby, that’s why he posted it

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Wow... Why would she let Ralph post a picture of her looking like that... Why would RALPH want to post a picture of her looking like this? Nobody is owned by you continually showing us just how hideous and manly Meigh looks, Ralph. You are owning yourself.

Impregnating the ugliest chick you can find sounds like it should be a frat-bro initiation ceremony, not your life's greatest accomplishment.

Pantsu does flip a better looking bird than Ralph.

 

[Slimy Time]

Spoiler: ...

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I can't unsee the man face. What the fuck is wrong with your faaaaaace?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Because the farms bullied him into providing proof of life of May and the baby, that’s why he posted it

Maybe Ralph got frustrated and finally gave up on May doing her hair, make-up, and putting on a tight shirt anime cosplay after a whole week home with the baby.

I wonder if he realizes that’s what May will look like (on a good day) for the next year or two. But even so, at least she isn’t a dead ringer for a hick version of Baron Harkonnen like Ralph.

 

[InwardsStink]

I bet Meigh doesn't even help Ralph bust a nut at this point. He's jacking off in the Killstream studio every night before and after his shows. He can't even find a side piece, Ralph is basically an incel at this point. Unless we see proof this is reality.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I have a feeling Meigh is the kind of mom
who puts three diapers on her baby at a time, especially at night, so she can let her soak them all through and not interrupt her sleep with tedious diaper changing. Rozy’s hips will be forever deformed as a result.

Is that why Ralph sits like this?

Glad to see your skillz aren’t rusty Mr.Stan.
ETA to avoid double posting, Myra lists so many great reasons a normal woman would have taken the hint and left Ralph.
But I’m not sure Ralph will kick her out when he finds a replacement. He needs her to procure new homeless drug addled MR teen girls. He’s not going to find another Amanda that’s willing to put up with the RagePig lifestyle & participate in it willingly like she does. Plus whatever financial benefits he gets from her.
ETA no idea why I’m calling Myrna Myra lol.

 

[Lincoln A-log]

I can't unsee the man face. What the fuck is wrong with your faaaaaace?

Razorfist really does look strange without the aviators

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Maybe Ralph got frustrated and finally gave up on May doing her hair, make-up, and putting on a tight shirt anime cosplay after a whole week home with the baby.

Ralph must be frustrated because he's probably never seeing Amanda like that again. Which is why I don't understand his desire to impregnate these crazy homely women he gets with, and vice versa.

 

[Fannyscum]

Because the farms bullied him into providing proof of life of May and the baby, that’s why he posted it

No need to speculate, Ralph wants the world to know that this picture was taken purely out of spite:

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