Grace Lavery / Joseph Lavery & Daniel M. Lavery / Mallory Ortberg - "Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"

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Twiggez-Vous said:
I don't think she passes. Every lesbian riding school owner in the British Isles looks like that. She doesn't even resemble a particularly butch lesbian - just a kind of sporty, horsey one. Maybe other UK posters will get what I mean.
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The only thing that passes as male is the bald spot.
 
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Diana Moon Glampers said:
They look like they just retired to Boca in their 60s. "Can't wait for the grandbabies to come visit! Wish you were here, kids! Headed to Red Lobster for the senior special after we get ourselves back to the car."
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It's my fault for knowing too much about what shit costs, but it will not stop fucking with me that they're wearing three-five Gs apiece to look like the Monday Morning Mall Walkers.
 
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kaien said:
For the rest of the outfits I'm spitballing based on what we've seen them confirmed wearing in the past, but those Balenciaga sneakers they're wearing are about a thousand bucks a pop by themselves, plus-minus a few bucks either way.
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Yeah you’re probably right. And yes I forgot we did figure out the shoes! So much money down the drain. Mallory has repeated some clothes lately too . Joe seems to wear a lot of new stuff.
 
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Prescription Bugs said:
To be honest, this entire thread has become so disturbing. Mallory does not look okay. Is it me projecting or is there a despair through the eyes? I'm gonna say it again, what is going on on this planet?
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No, she looks unwell. It's the look of a battered wife who's been beaten too much but not enough to snap, grab a knife, and kill her husband either in self-defence or in his sleep.

Edit: just to clarify in case our Intellectuel Suprême takes this as an accusation of physical abuse - no, I don't think he's beating Mal and I don't think he's physically capable of beating anyone. He's abusing her mentally and emotionally.
 
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They could put on jeans and a hoodie and look 90% better than whatever this style is. Mallory especially. I don't get it, it surely takes active effort to look this bad.

I wish Mal had waited until she reached her final form to give all her "I'm trans!" interviews. Back then she looked like an adorable girl wearing baseball caps, and everyone was like "Aw! Whatever makes you happy, honey." If these were the photos that went along with those splashy profiles, it wouldn't have ... come off quite as nicely.

[calls up What Not to Wear]
 
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Prescription Bugs said:
To be honest, this entire thread has become so disturbing. Mallory does not look okay. Is it me projecting or is there a despair through the eyes? I'm gonna say it again, what is going on on this planet?
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Who knew that self mutilating because your narc boyfriend persuaded you to while he runs around fucking other women could make someone so unhappy?
 
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Prescription Bugs said:
Ooh, can you break it down for those of us who only know Target? :) Very interested.
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Look, man, I know clothes fished from the USAgain hoppers they drop in parking lots (illegally) in the dead of night. And I know ensembles pieced together from the State's Dept. of Rehabilitation Services partnership with Goodwill and Salvation Army when I see 'em.

You could (literally) steal their look.
 
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Constellationzero said:
Look, man, I know clothes fished from the USAgain hoppers they drop in parking lots (illegally) in the dead of night. And I know ensembles pieced together from the State's Dept. of Rehabilitation Services partnership with Goodwill and Salvation Army when I see 'em.

You could (literally) steal their look.
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I assume this essentially means they are paying exorbitant amounts of cash to look like hobos freshly released from a prison?
 
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Boris Blank's glass eye said:
I assume this essentially means they are paying exorbitant amounts of cash to look like hobos freshly released from a prison?
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At least when the DOC releases them (depends on the prison), they get a stipend, fass fud vouchers, train or bus ticket...or maybe none of those.
 
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kaien said:
For the rest of the outfits I'm spitballing based on what we've seen them confirmed wearing in the past, but those Balenciaga sneakers they're wearing are about a thousand bucks a pop by themselves, plus-minus a few bucks either way.
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And the pink sneakers, possibly because Justine Leconte mentioned them being in this year. Waiting for Joe to break out those ugly as shit Maison Margiela camel toe shoes just for the validation because he isn't getting rid of his moose knuckle any time soon.
 
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