Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Can't spell words (seriously, he misspelled Mars as "Mar's"). Can't construct coherent sentences. Can't write dialogue. Plots are nonsensical messes. Unbearable injections of PC which are meant to blind the reader to these other failings.
That being said, sci fi and fantasy are where some of the absolute worst authors decide to plant their flags and has been for decades. Patrick and Chuck are unquestionably poor authors in their genre, but not notably awful when compared to the worst on offer. Patrick is, however, a notably fat science fiction author
 
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Imagine letting your fucking wife sit like that with some other guy........

How did he not see that coming?
 
Pat will be at Penguicon next week, it's near Detroit and he'll have two presentations "Elon Musk is full of shit" and "Getting There: Sci-Fi Propulsion Comes of Age", in case you wanted a high school graduate to lecture you about propulsion technology, plus he'll participate in a few panels about being a shitty writer. Here's his schedule:
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7 attendees registered for the Elon talk, and 4 for the propulsion one. Including this three beautiful gals
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A ton of crossdressing fetishists attend this convention from what I see online. He'll probably try to score some feminine penis.
Fat troons are all Fatrick can hope to transition to for any Good times these days.

I hope to Lord Jesus that these sessions get recorded and displayed online. Please Lord let this happen.
 
Serious question: how is Patrick's writing compared to other sci-fi lolcows like Chuck Wendig? It's hard to write as badly as Wendig, since the man quite literally cannot write. What's his prose like? His dialogue? How well can he craft a narrative?

He can't write anything except Mary Sue protagonists who behave exactly like Tony Stark. Well-respected by all they encounter, full of quippy comebacks, but when shit gets serious they get serious too. One "quip" I can think of off the top of my head is when the captain says she's quitting cigarettes and going "cold turkey", which makes the spaceship computer go bleep bloop turkey is a cold cut served cold. Then the captain begins to explain what "cold turkey" means, but goes nevermind and rubs her temples. Must I explain everything to these idiots is a common theme.

His writing process involves him (1) going to the bar, mostly Hooligans (2) getting drunk and then (3) writing his novels. His creative genius simply cannot flow unless he is at a bar getting hammered. Drink yourself stupid, to the point of inebriated confidence, and then write a scene where you're a space captain and you tell off the Galactic Council in the coolest way possible. Continue this process until you have a full-length novel, then sue anyone who doesn't give it a positive review.
 
That being said, sci fi and fantasy are where some of the absolute worst authors decide to plant their flags and has been for decades. Patrick and Chuck are unquestionably poor authors in their genre, but not notably awful when compared to the worst on offer. Patrick is, however, a notably fat science fiction author
Yeah, but the question was is it any good. "No, but there is shittier shit over there" is probably not the most informative answer.
 
Pat will be at Penguicon next week, it's near Detroit and he'll have two presentations "Elon Musk is full of shit" and "Getting There: Sci-Fi Propulsion Comes of Age", in case you wanted a high school graduate to lecture you about propulsion technology, plus he'll participate in a few panels about being a shitty writer. Here's his schedule:
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https://penguicon2022.sched.com/speaker/patrick_s_tomlinson.23ri5r54 - https://archive.fo/5jBmw

7 attendees registered for the Elon talk, and 4 for the propulsion one. Including this three beautiful gals
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A ton of crossdressing fetishists attend this convention from what I see online. He'll probably try to score some feminine penis.
He's also doing a panel on writing productivity:

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"Why aren't I writing: Dealing with imposter syndrome and a criminal cabal of twitter trolls."

He hasn't written a book in over two years, rather ironic. I'm also surprised he hasn't asked the head of the con to send out warnings about the trolls, like he did for the last convention that he attended.
 
Pat will be at Penguicon next week, it's near Detroit and he'll have two presentations "Elon Musk is full of shit" and "Getting There: Sci-Fi Propulsion Comes of Age", in case you wanted a high school graduate to lecture you about propulsion technology, plus he'll participate in a few panels about being a shitty writer. Here's his schedule:
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https://penguicon2022.sched.com/speaker/patrick_s_tomlinson.23ri5r54 - https://archive.fo/5jBmw

7 attendees registered for the Elon talk, and 4 for the propulsion one. Including this three beautiful gals
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A ton of crossdressing fetishists attend this convention from what I see online. He'll probably try to score some feminine penis.
over half as many events about 'diversity' as there are 'literature.'

lmao sounds like a "con" to stay away from
 
He's also doing a panel on writing productivity:

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"Why aren't I writing: Dealing with imposter syndrome and a criminal cabal of twitter trolls."

He hasn't written a book in over two years, rather ironic. I'm also surprised he hasn't asked the head of the con to send out warnings about the trolls, like he did for the last convention that he attended.

Of the 3 the only one that has put out content time and time again is Michael as he runs a small publishing company. The first one is probably a troon and only published as of last year. Then there's PattyMelt and we all know why he can't write cause twitter takes up 90% of his day with the other 10% pounding Michelob Ultras at sports bars trying to look "Hip".

Dragon's Roost:

I take it back the first author of one single book is definitely smashable (redheads do that) with no LBGTBBQ+/NULL in their twitter feed, but still pronouns...hate fuck it is then:

Just as I thought she was good times she posts Lesbian Young Adult for her next product. Fucking groomer:
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That being said, sci fi and fantasy are where some of the absolute worst authors decide to plant their flags and has been for decades. Patrick and Chuck are unquestionably poor authors in their genre, but not notably awful when compared to the worst on offer. Patrick is, however, a notably fat science fiction author
I dunno man have you read some literary fiction? It's pretty god damn bad
 
over half as many events about 'diversity' as there are 'literature.'

lmao sounds like a "con" to stay away from
It's had a rape-friendly bathroom policy since 2015. So definitely don't bring your daughters.

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This deluded bog creature is actually performing at this year's con:

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Onto piggy's twitter, we'll start of with a very important update:

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"Only republicans can be pedophiles." - Man who is close friends with four confirmed pedophiles.

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Now we know why he took down his fence. Things must be really bad if he's this hard up for firewood:

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Piggy lies about royalties. Brags about selling 'hundreds' of books. He know that we have the bookscan numbers, right?

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Lots of stalker oinking. He's replying to days-old insults, he might be having another manic episode:

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Now we know why he took down his fence. Things must be really bad if he's this hard up for firewood:

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So... Patrick either built a fence without using pressure treated wood, or he's about to burn a pile of pressure treated wood for a recreational fire. Either way, keep proving how you're smarter than all of us, fat tits
 
So... Patrick either built a fence without using pressure treated wood, or he's about to burn a pile of pressure treated wood for a recreational fire. Either way, keep proving how you're smarter than all of us, fat tits

The arsenic inhalation will destroy his lungs faster than him huffing on Troon Fart's from his twitter followers
 
So... Patrick either built a fence without using pressure treated wood, or he's about to burn a pile of pressure treated wood for a recreational fire. Either way, keep proving how you're smarter than all of us, fat tits
Man I was about to say. I can't tell a whole lot just from a glance, but most pre-cut fencing like that is treated with toxic chemicals. Copper arsenate probably. That shit is why you don't want to burn pallet wood unless you know it's raw pine.
 
It's had a rape-friendly bathroom policy since 2015. So definitely don't bring your daughters.

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This deluded bog creature is actually performing at this year's con:

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Onto piggy's twitter, we'll start of with a very important update:

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"Only republicans can be pedophiles." - Man who is close friends with four confirmed pedophiles.

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Now we know why he took down his fence. Things must be really bad if he's this hard up for firewood:

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Piggy lies about royalties. Brags about selling 'hundreds' of books. He know that we have the bookscan numbers, right?

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Lots of stalker oinking. He's replying to days-old insults, he might be having another manic episode:

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How does he not realize that denying everything, even to the point of contradicting your previous denials, in the shortest yet still condescending manner. All while he is saying that to someone who is making fully articulated accusations (many times with some sort of evidence of said accusation) just makes Fat Pat look like a a cellulite ridden ass?
 
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