Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Zaryiu2]

Huge props to @GreenHoodieGuy for the findings. Here's a bit of an index for the highlights but I recommend reading the whole thing. (Numbers reference pictures in the DropBox)

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ba539rqti3e1nik/AACgqrFNpqFLuEcq3fjRz0uBa?dl=0

> Wants to start wearing dresses (5)
> Wants to start a family so he can "pick up where dad left off" (20)
> Struggling with game design class, claims to earn $70k a year from job. Thinks Florida will fix his problems (23)
> Fetishes (29, 70 to 81, 113 to 124)
> Cheating and suicide threats in past relationships (30)
> Cosplay pics (35, 109, 118, 120)
> Asking for evidence to verify if she's a real person (39 to 43, 87, 102, 103)
> Harassment and trolls (41, 44, 53 to 63, 89 to 91, 103)
> Feeling unattractive, suicidal (52)
> Banned from magnet therapy (63, 64)
> Sexting (64 to 81, 112 to 124, 136 to 139)
> Semi-nude pic (74, 75)
> Blames KiwiFarms for his parents' divorce (90)
> Relationship with younger women (91 to 98 )

WTF is magnet therapy?

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

WTF is magnet therapy?

another bullshit pseudoscience that exists to siphon money from gullible retards who’ll believe anything a man in a suit tells them

 

[ChibiEnthusiast]

I mean what do the claim magnets can cure?

I think he is trying to reverse the damage from years of wearing the dark energy moon collar

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

I mean what do the claim magnets can cure?

https://lmgtfy.app/?q=magnet+therapy

 

[William Shatner]

I mean it's already mind-boggling enough to employ someone like Chibi as a d2d salesman,

These sale jobs where you basically scam people into buying shit they don't need, and are going have to go trough hell to cancel whatever service they bought, are always in need of people because most quit as soon as they find something better. All you have to do is be shameless enough to do it, as they usually prey on old, poor and uneducated people who think they're getting a good deal. I got interviewed for one of these jobs once and I gtfo of there as soon as I realized what I was getting into

 

[Saint Agustin]

Ok, which one of you is this?
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[Shaka Brah]

The Giantess thing is whatever but wanting to eat a banana out of someone's pussy is downright horrid. Please get help Chibi.

That's how you know this nigga has no idea what pussy tastes like.

 

[lester lester lester]

Too old for him to notice. Re-roll.

I'm on the side of weens being okay as long as they're actually funny/clever (and not just "rope yourself"). I'd say not to be too obvious, but I'm not sure what would qualify as "obvious" after those DM leaks...

 

[Shaka Brah]

another bullshit pseudoscience that exists to siphon money from gullible retards who’ll believe anything a man in a suit tells them

Not exactly. It's more like an electromagnetic lobotomy. The use of high strength magnetic fields has been confirmed experimentally to induce changes in human behavior, with probably the most publicized study revolving around disabling people's threat centers to make them less Christian and more interested in globalism.

This kind of EMF lobotomy is used on people with anxiety and depression to try and disable parts of the brain temporarily or long-term to recondition their behavior.

Scientists can use magnets to make you less religious and prejudiced

By shutting down the threat-processing centre of the brain, scientists weakened people's faith in God and made them less prejudiced

www.independent.co.uk

https://archive.ph/zpS9v

 

[izaya]

Not exactly. It's more like an electromagnetic lobotomy. The use of high strength magnetic fields has been confirmed experimentally to induce changes in human behavior, with probably the most publicized study revolving around disabling people's threat centers to make them less Christian and more interested in globalism.

I think it's safe to say that Chibi proved those studies wrong.

 

[Shaka Brah]

I think it's safe to say that Chibi proved the studies wrong.

Realistically he's probably just such a basket case that he doesn't respond to treatments targeting the classical causes of the diagnoses he has. His mental malfunction is severe autism, so a treatment earmarked for normal clinical depression or generalized anxiety disorder will have no beneficial effect on him.

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

Not exactly. It's more like an electromagnetic lobotomy. The use of high strength magnetic fields has been confirmed experimentally to induce changes in human behavior, with probably the most publicized study revolving around disabling people's threat centers to make them less Christian and more interested in globalism.

This kind of EMF lobotomy is used on people with anxiety and depression to try and disable parts of the brain temporarily or long-term to recondition their behavior.

Scientists can use magnets to make you less religious and prejudiced

By shutting down the threat-processing centre of the brain, scientists weakened people's faith in God and made them less prejudiced

www.independent.co.uk

https://archive.ph/zpS9v

Every day this world seems more and more like something out of an Alex Jones rant.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

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I'm on the side of weens being okay as long as they're actually funny/clever (and not just "rope yourself"). I'd say not to be too obvious, but I'm not sure what would qualify as "obvious" after those DM leaks...

I think the definition of "ween" has gotten lost here. A ween is someone that tries to be a troll but is neither funny nor effective at it, often just as autistic as the person they're trying to troll. Pretty much anyone going on Adam's Discord server to troll is a ween imo.

 

[McSneaks]

I think the definition of "ween" has gotten lost here. A ween is someone that tries to be a troll but is neither funny nor effective at it, often just as autistic as the person they're trying to troll. Pretty much anyone going on Adam's Discord server to troll is a ween imo.

Erm, it's 2022 sir/madam, words mean whatever I think they mean, WEEN

 

[ddlloo]

Not exactly. It's more like an electromagnetic lobotomy. The use of high strength magnetic fields has been confirmed experimentally to induce changes in human behavior, with probably the most publicized study revolving around disabling people's threat centers to make them less Christian and more interested in globalism.

This kind of EMF lobotomy is used on people with anxiety and depression to try and disable parts of the brain temporarily or long-term to recondition their behavior.

Scientists can use magnets to make you less religious and prejudiced

By shutting down the threat-processing centre of the brain, scientists weakened people's faith in God and made them less prejudiced

www.independent.co.uk

https://archive.ph/zpS9v

I highly doubt that's what he's referring to (unless people found the place in question or something), it's more likely to be the batshit homeopathic practise of literally taping magnets to part of the body. It's 'big' in some sports, wristbands or compression wear with magnets built into them and shit, but also somewhat popular with either loons or people who have tried a dozen other things to solve their issues and think 'what the hell have I got to lose'. I have a friend who was in the latter camp a decade ago. I believe the main idea is to promote healing or increased strength/endurance by using weak magnetic forces to attract/activate blood (the iron in it specifically) at the site, but some quacks will also spout shit about it 'fixing' your energy balance. Spoiler alert but it's horseshit.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

If it was some holistic medicine quackery, the freakout must have been pretty bad for them to turn away such an easy mark. I would think unstable people like Chibi are their bread and butter.

 

[Shaka Brah]

I highly doubt that's what he's referring to (unless people found the place in question or something), it's more likely to be the batshit homeopathic practise of literally taping magnets to part of the body. It's 'big' in some sports, wristbands or compression wear with magnets built into them and shit, but also somewhat popular with either loons or people who have tried a dozen other things to solve their issues and think 'what the hell have I got to lose'. I have a friend who was in the latter camp a decade ago. I believe the main idea is to promote healing or increased strength/endurance by using weak magnetic forces to attract/activate blood (the iron in it specifically) at the site, but some quacks will also spout shit about it 'fixing' your energy balance. Spoiler alert but it's horseshit.

It's not a particularly uncommon treatment, and it would be pretty easy to find a place that does it since he lives in a suburb of a major metropolitan area. The machines are a bit expensive but not out of the budget range of even a small psychiatric clinic.

For someone who's a grade A sped, who's obviously been on SSRIs before with no discernable improvement in his behavior, I think his parents would try to get him into a program like magnetic therapy.

 

[singlele]

Alright before the troon arc happens, what will Adam's troon name change be?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

@CavewomenDCJ can you link Twitter dump in the OP, please?

 

[Peko]

Alright before the troon arc happens, what will Adam's troon name change be?

Aqua because Chibi can't do anything without videogame influence.