Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[r00]

Ooh, I love wrestling! I wonder what Pat Rick "The Pepperoni Marauder" Tomlinson's finishing move could be called. The Child Lock? The You-Know-What-Grinder?

Oink the Clown
Fatt Hardy
Bob Backbaconlund
The Pig Show
Kevin Hash brown
Rick "The Faggot" Steamcouch
Bobby Eatin'
Dynamite Child
Gravy Boy Smith
Giant Gaystacks
Blowen Fart (in my wife's vagina)

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Patrick is turning 42 on the 18th. Here's hoping he chums the waters with an anti-fash shirt and finally gets to beat up Nazi #6? #7?
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Sorry to resurrect a ten-day-old post (I'm way behind on this thread), but why would anyone look at this shirt and take it personally? There's nothing to indicate he's talking about Republicans or Trumpians or anything specific. Who would look at this and think, "hey, wait a minute! I'm a fascist liar! And this guy's going to resist me?"

What's more, he's not joking. He really will resist the hell out of that objectively bad thing.

 

[whore loving dragon]

Sorry to resurrect a ten-day-old post (I'm way behind on this thread), but why would anyone look at this shirt and take it personally? There's nothing to indicate he's talking about Republicans or Trumpians or anything specific. Who would look at this and think, "hey, wait a minute! I'm a fascist liar! And this guy's going to resist me?"

What's more, he's not joking. He really will resist the hell out of that objectively bad thing.

You're right, it's a really cool (not to mention - brave) shirt and people who wear it can't have an IQ lower than the mid-130s.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

What could the piggu be proud of?

Perhaps his upcoming scientific panel @ Penguicon

 

[Rekkington]

But Patrick is worse at the craft. Or maybe Chuck just has a better editor prettying his prose up. He’s not good by any stretch, but Patrick is worse.

Has anyone in that circle questioned the benefits of having a dyslexic editor?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I think Chuck is more offensive (for lack of a better term) because he shits on something a lot of people like/love and is connected to the sequels.

But Patrick is worse at the craft. Or maybe Chuck just has a better editor prettying his prose up. He’s not good by any stretch, but Patrick is worse.

I still disagree. Chuck's children's book prose in situations that aren't child friendly, juvenile obsession with certain body parts and bodily functions, horrific "How-do-you-do-fellow-kids" dialogue, and relentless use of present tense are just as offensive in their own context as in Star Wars. Hell, I don't even really give a fuck about Star Wars anymore, and his nonfiction articles and original fiction are just as bad.

When I read just one paragraph, or even one sentence, by Chunk Windbag, the awfulness is like a brick to the face. By contrast, Fatrick's prose is more like getting slapped by Will Smith. I'm staggered for a second, but I quickly recover with no real harm done.

 

[Spunt]

I still disagree. Chuck's children's book prose in situations that aren't child friendly, juvenile obsession with certain body parts and bodily functions, horrific "How-do-you-do-fellow-kids" dialogue, and relentless use of present tense are just as offensive in their own context as in Star Wars. Hell, I don't even really give a fuck about Star Wars anymore, and his nonfiction articles and original fiction are just as bad.

When I read just one paragraph, or even one sentence, by Chunk Windbag, the awfulness is like a brick to the face. By contrast, Fatrick's prose is more like getting slapped by Will Smith. I'm staggered for a second, but I quickly recover with no real harm done.

Hate to harsh this thread's buzz, but this is correct. Chuck's prose actually hurts to read. Jarring and disjointed. Sentence fragments. All over the place. Random, inappropriate
line
breaks.
Writing in present tense. More sentence fragments.

"Dialogue without indicating who is speaking."
"Who is even saying this line?" Sentence fragment is in present

tense. Now sentence fragment. Was in past tense.

Patrick's oeuvre is just boring and cliche. His characters are horrible and inconsistent, he's not funny but thinks he is, but most of his sentences have subjects and objects. Chuck's characters are unpleasant, but consistent. Pat's characters are all over the place and almost every paragraph has a plot hole, but it's readable.

As to who is the worse person, again it's Chuck. Pat's crazier, but Chuck has maliciously destroyed online libraries and commits rampant abuse of copyright takedowns. Pat's attempts to use the law against his critics, by contrast, have all failed, and he just oinks at stalker child's all day.

 

[Somerville Dan]

As to who is the worse person, again it's Chuck. Pat's crazier, but Chuck has maliciously destroyed online libraries and commits rampant abuse of copyright takedowns. Pat's attempts to use the law against his critics, by contrast, have all failed, and he just oinks at stalker child's all day.

Just one clarification, Patrick also abuses DMCA and other copyright takedown methods. He proudly boasts about it on Twitter and his blog. I'd argue we wouldn't be here talking about Patrick if it wasn't for him DMCA'ing every picture or reference to him on the old r/opieandanthony board.

 

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

It's probably obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD). Pat has a compulsion to have the last word, instead of to check to make sure that his door is locked, or to wash his hands, or whatever. His alcohol intake is definitely worsening symptoms by depleting vitamins and cellular stores of antioxidants. This is a factor even in people who don't have a "drinking problem"; breaking down alcohol consumes vitamins such as vitamin B6 and antioxidants, and if the cellular stores of these essential substances were marginal to begin with for whatever reason, such as OCD, the result is increased mental rigidity. When that happens, you are trapped. Pat needs N-acetyl cysteine (NAC) to restore glutathione levels as well as the antioxidants vitamin C, and vitamin E in order to overcome his OCD. As OCD is an anxiety disorder, nutrients that help include SAM-e (S-adenosyl methionine), vitamin B12, and taurine; all of these have been clinically shown to help with depression as well which is useful to keep in mind if you aren't Pat (or even if you are).


It's God. God loves everyone. Including Pat. Nobody can possibly believe that compulsively arguing with trolls on Twitter can possibly be a fulfilling life. Pat, God can help you change your life. Pray to Him in the name of Jesus Christ, and ask Him to save you. He will guide you to a better life, if you will listen.

(Edit) Please ask me by private message if you need help. Even if you are Pat.

God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah for less Faggotry than pat displays in any given week.

 

[Associate Rick]

God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah for less Faggotry than pat displays in any given week.

Who is saltier? Fat Rick or Lot's wife.

 

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

It's probably the most fascinating thing about him and what makes him one of the most virulent narcs I've seen here.
Obsessive replying to ALL trolling with moronic boilerplate? Incredible, would be a cow for that alone.
But obsessively denying reality when someone posts the goddamned court documents and his own interview statements? It's something else entirely.

He does this all while thinking that the denial alone, often without any explanation besides calling it a lie and referring to organized stalking is sufficient. That people believe him over the court documents. Like ok, cyberstalking. The rascals aren't being nice to you, maybe for a normie they've crossed lines. And sure, why not, they're stalking your online presence. But stalking boils down to obsessive, unwelcome, boundary-crossing OBSERVATION. Unless there's another Patrick "Salsiccia" Tomlinson out there, how is what they're observing and posting wrong? People hate the paparazzi, but no one's ever denying the veracity of a photo.

How the fuck does he think he's fooling anyone? In his mind, what mongoloid is he outplaying?

His only real desire is to be known, loved, respected (probably out of any reasonable proportion) and ironically this is the only way in which he is famous and even the smallest bit important, as "that retard who calls his own court filings fake" So maybe he is onto something?

and most amazingly, he denies signing away rights to his daughter when the post on his blog is Still there for anyone to see https://www.patrickstomlinson.com/2014/08/12/robin-williams-and-depression-as-a-muse/

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

Who is saltier? Fat Rick or Lot's wife.

tss lot's wife was a real salty broad know what im sayin tss

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Edit: i got my faggy science conventions confused. It was wonderfest May 14-16 2011. So the lappening photo was taken 2 months before the divorce.

Yeah, it was Wonderfest, but the timing is still weird and I have a theory that they might've been very amicably separated by then, even living at the same house for many months. And that despite Pat's claims, Jon and Ade remained friendly to him for a while until something happened in 2014. Here's the timeline:

• April 18th, 2011: Piggy's birthday and 282 days before Annabelle's birth (The average pregnancy is calculated at 282 days from the first day of your last menstrual period)
• April 30th: Kempesh (Pat) says he "won't be buying [a car] for another year".

["Then, two weeks after we became pregnant with our first child, she told me we were divorcing" Published 2014]​

• May 3rd: 15 days after his birthday, Kempesh publishes his car for sale so that he can buy an upgrade, despite his statement only 3 days prior.
• May 14th: Wonderfest and Lappening Day
• July 19th: They both file for divorce jointly, not even bothering with lawyers
• December 13th: Only now does Pat notify the court he's changing address, despite having had hearings throughout the second half of the year. She let him crash on her couch all those months? It appears so.
• January 25th, 2012: Annabelle is born.
• ??-??, 2012: Pat voluntarily signs his parental rights away, manages to convince a judge that he's of sound mind, not mentally ill, and that it's in the best interest of the newborn baby.
• 2012---2014: Ade and Jon continue to allow Pat some sort of contact with their kid, at least to see her according to him
• August 12th, 2014: The deranged Robin Williams post gets published.

My guess is that the event that made them cut off contact in 2014 is the same bit of lore told by Pringles Can Jon on Reddit DMs about having to travel a long distance to Pat's place to defend his family.

TLDR: Rick's fat and effeminate.

 

[A Sunset]

Why is everyone acting like humans combining with whales is some far-fetched scifi nonsense? We have living proof that it's already occurred!

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Fat Rick is Fat, failed to get a restraining order, and has pig-tits and high amounts of estrogen for a male.

 

[Ophelia]

I still disagree. Chuck's children's book prose in situations that aren't child friendly, juvenile obsession with certain body parts and bodily functions, horrific "How-do-you-do-fellow-kids" dialogue, and relentless use of present tense are just as offensive in their own context as in Star Wars. Hell, I don't even really give a fuck about Star Wars anymore, and his nonfiction articles and original fiction are just as bad.

When I read just one paragraph, or even one sentence, by Chunk Windbag, the awfulness is like a brick to the face. By contrast, Fatrick's prose is more like getting slapped by Will Smith. I'm staggered for a second, but I quickly recover with no real harm done.

Hate to harsh this thread's buzz, but this is correct. Chuck's prose actually hurts to read. Jarring and disjointed. Sentence fragments. All over the place. Random, inappropriate
line
breaks.
Writing in present tense. More sentence fragments.

"Dialogue without indicating who is speaking."
"Who is even saying this line?" Sentence fragment is in present

tense. Now sentence fragment. Was in past tense.

Patrick's oeuvre is just boring and cliche. His characters are horrible and inconsistent, he's not funny but thinks he is, but most of his sentences have subjects and objects. Chuck's characters are unpleasant, but consistent. Pat's characters are all over the place and almost every paragraph has a plot hole, but it's readable.

As to who is the worse person, again it's Chuck. Pat's crazier, but Chuck has maliciously destroyed online libraries and commits rampant abuse of copyright takedowns. Pat's attempts to use the law against his critics, by contrast, have all failed, and he just oinks at stalker child's all day.

You both make powerful cases. It might come down to what flavor of sludge one dislikes least.

 

[AnOminous]

HE ACTUALLY IS: The guy who gets his pinky chopped off at the end of Four Rooms.

That guy played by Frank Whaley who Jules wastes a bullet on after wasting him just with withering scorn.

Also re Piggy v. Cuck, I think Piggy is far the more repellent person. Cuck is just the same kind of leftoid nerd who has always been in these spaces. If you just a had a few of these and they were relatively well-behaved, they wouldn't destroy your subculture, at least not intentionally like your outright SJWs. Other than his writing, which is staggeringly bad even by genre standards, he just doesn't seem to be a horribly unpleasant person.

And yes, that Internet Archive stuff was a colossal act of assholery, but is really his only assholery on that level. He doesn't seem to have pursued it further, much less turned it into some kind of weird little crusade over what cost him at most pennies, while presumably benefiting whoever took advantage of it by a similar amount.

So far as I know, Cuck has never committed such vile acts against children as to have his parental rights terminated. That alone makes him the vastly superior human. I would put him on the lolcow level of someone like Jarbo, a silly person who does funny things and, while having one or more asshole traits, is apparently a reasonably decent dude in his personal life. I really bear no malice against either, other than when I occasionally rage against Cuck's prose.

 

[bile demon]

I really wish the atalkers would get hold of Fat's old HS classmates for an interview. You can tell from the yearbook photo that was posted here earlier that he was already a notorious bull prepper back then.

 

[Fictional Character]

That guy played by Frank Whaley who Jules wastes a bullet on after wasting him just with withering scorn.

Also re Piggy v. Cuck, I think Piggy is far the more repellent person. Cuck is just the same kind of leftoid nerd who has always been in these spaces. If you just a had a few of these and they were relatively well-behaved, they wouldn't destroy your subculture, at least not intentionally like your outright SJWs. Other than his writing, which is staggeringly bad even by genre standards, he just doesn't seem to be a horribly unpleasant person.

And yes, that Internet Archive stuff was a colossal act of assholery, but is really his only assholery on that level. He doesn't seem to have pursued it further, much less turned it into some kind of weird little crusade over what cost him at most pennies, while presumably benefiting whoever took advantage of it by a similar amount.

So far as I know, Cuck has never committed such vile acts against children as to have his parental rights terminated. That alone makes him the vastly superior human. I would put him on the lolcow level of someone like Jarbo, a silly person who does funny things and, while having one or more asshole traits, is apparently a reasonably decent dude in his personal life. I really bear no malice against either, other than when I occasionally rage against Cuck's prose.

Wendig has made my life slightly more inconvenient with his actions, so he's worse. Pat has provided me with nothing but mirth, joy and some delicious pepperoni.

 

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

Pat meets with his agent about his most recent WiP

https://youtu.be/OYykPCU5Efo?t=565

 

[Shaka Brah]

My guess is that the event that made them cut off contact in 2014 is the same bit of lore told by Pringles Can Jon on Reddit DMs about having to travel a long distance to Pat's place to defend his family.

What's the scoop on these DMs?