🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MirnaMinkoff]

No wonder the cops come running and Ralph is polite to the cops. Ralph lives in a shitty, crime ridden part of Richmond. They get a call in that hood they take it seriously,

The house of black family killed (and one of the killers) in the 2006 Richmond Spree murders is real close to the Ralph rental shack. Two thugs murdered two families, one white one that lived in a nice part of the city. The other was three members of a black family that lived near Ralph, one of the murders had dated the daughter and killed her and her parents.

Cops are accustomed to murders, arson and all manner of ghetto BS in Ralph’s part of town so they aren’t going to fuck around when a shooting is reported - murders are common enough.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

There should be an up-to-date map of the murders within a quarter mile radius of Ralph’s shack. Niggaz is going crazy in Southside. More so than normal.
All I’m saying is if I’m Amanda I wouldn’t be leaning against that wall in the front of the house when I’m breastfeeding.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

There should be an up-to-date map of the murders within a quarter mile radius of Ralph’s shack. Niggaz is going crazy in Southside. More so than normal.
All I’m saying is if I’m Amanda I wouldn’t be leaning against that wall in the front of the house when I’m breastfeeding.

My morbid curiosity wants this to come to fruition.

 

[AltisticRight]

No wonder the cops come running and Ralph is polite to the cops. Ralph lives in a shitty, crime ridden part of Richmond. They get a call in that hood they take it seriously,

The house of black family killed (and one of the killers) in the 2006 Richmond Spree murders is real close to the Ralph rental shack. Two thugs murdered two families, one white one that lived in a nice part of the city. The other was three members of a black family that lived near Ralph, one of the murders had dated the daughter and killed her and her parents.

Cops are accustomed to murders, arson and all manner of ghetto BS in Ralph’s part of town so they aren’t going to fuck around when a shooting is reported - murders are common enough.

Turns out the hood can't be removed from the hick but the hick can't get a job and remove himself from the hood.

 

[3322]

I gotta hand a small W to Ethan Ralph for this tweet. Absolutely based.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

No wonder the cops come running and Ralph is polite to the cops. Ralph lives in a shitty, crime ridden part of Richmond. They get a call in that hood they take it seriously,

The house of black family killed (and one of the killers) in the 2006 Richmond Spree murders is real close to the Ralph rental shack. Two thugs murdered two families, one white one that lived in a nice part of the city. The other was three members of a black family that lived near Ralph, one of the murders had dated the daughter and killed her and her parents.

Cops are accustomed to murders, arson and all manner of ghetto BS in Ralph’s part of town so they aren’t going to fuck around when a shooting is reported - murders are common enough.

Which raises the point of how irresponsible Ralph is, having the money - allegedly - to move somewhere safe, but instead prefers drugs and prostitutes to the safety of his family.

 

[AltisticRight]

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I gotta hand a small W to Ethan Ralph for this tweet. Absolutely based.

As opposed to Ralph's Nora and Sandra shrines.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

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I gotta hand a small W to Ethan Ralph for this tweet. Absolutely based.

Not really, Jim being an anime man child is sad I guess but not compared to the shambles that is Ralph’s life.

 

[3322]

As opposed to Ralph's Nora and Sandra shrines.

Whoever has less anime paraphernalia in their house is the winner in any online exchange.
Someone who lives in a literal anime coomer basement has no place to call out others on their behavior. You've all seen the crazy weird shit Fagmenco is into, Jim isn't any different, only we been spared his disgusting collection of anime porn... for now.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Whoever has less anime paraphernalia in their house is the winner in any online exchange.
Someone who lives in a literal anime coomer basement has no place to call out others on their behavior. You've all seen the crazy weird shit Fagmenco is into, Jim isn't any different, only we been spared his disgusting collection of anime porn... for now.

Jim’s degeneracy is contained to a small apparently well organized basement of media you don’t like, Ralph’s degeneracy has spawned two real life bastard children whose lives are, if not ruined from the start, going to be extremely difficult, has spread a disgusting sex tape against one participant’s will, and potentially has actually raped some dumb thot. But yeah, those Chinese cartoons are way worse.

 

[3322]

But yeah, those Chinese cartoons are way worse.

Exactly.

 

[Farglemark]

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I gotta hand a small W to Ethan Ralph for this tweet. Absolutely based.

Did you read the rest of the exchange? You just watched a man get the shit kicked out of him and thought "hey atleast he was able to give the other guy a small shove, that's a win"

I get it,you don't like anime, but you don't need to be retarded

 

[3322]

Did you read the rest of the exchange? You just watched a man get the shit kicked out of him and thought "hey atleast he was able to give the other guy a small shove, that's a win"

I get it,you don't like anime, but you don't need to be retarded

Jimcels seethe and cope as the Ralphamale comes out on top of their gay little internet fight!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Gunt lives with a lolicon.

 

[AltisticRight]

Whoever has less anime paraphernalia in their house is the winner in any online exchange.
Someone who lives in a literal anime coomer basement has no place to call out others on their behavior. You've all seen the crazy weird shit Fagmenco is into, Jim isn't any different, only we been spared his disgusting collection of anime porn... for now.

I do agree, gay Japanese drawings is cringe, but if the choice was Jim's weird weeb coom dungeon versus this?

I don't know man, I can ignore the weird weeb figurines and waste-of-ink posters but I cannot ignore the putrid state of this crackshack.
I'll take the shotgun over being in either dungeon.

Okay...

The room is nice and clean but holy shit a 90% reduction in Japanese jpegs on the wall would be better.

 

[twozero]

Lol the box has May's preferred age range on it. Speaking of which, what the fuck is this poster on the left-most wall? Looks suspiciously like loli shit.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

There are no sheets on the mattress too. Fucking degens, it takes a minute to make a goddamn bed

 

[grumble_bum]

There are no sheets on the mattress too. Fucking degens, it takes a minute to make a goddamn bed

I don't think it's a bed I think it's one of those combination couches. It would be pretty grim to have a TV in your bedroom.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Ralph compares himself to Tony Montana

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Ralph compares himself to Donald Trump.


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"No, I didn't shart....that's nawt truuu. I was just moving my bum leg. Check out my 4 hour copestream and see for yourself"

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The delusion grows stronger with each passing second.

 

[Nod Flenders]

How surprising. A pedo watching another pedo on the TV.