Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
Lol, Ralph saying "wahhhh *snort* people swatted-watted mwe so i can weaponize the DMCA process wahhh"

So Ralph, using your logic, Mundane Matt did nothing wrong? Matt got all the shit your getting and arguably worse, his swatting was an actual swat with shotguns and shit, not a knock on the door from a firefighter. Matt also dealt with people going after his family and kids...
 
Here are clips of Ralph sperging out on Metokur and him admit on flagging Flamenco.
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So not only is the rogue Irishman the mastermind behind covid lockdowns the world over but Ralph also blames him for the death of our beloved St. Terry and others. I know the Rage pig says he goes lower but he’s gonna hit the earths core at this rate.
In for a penny in for several hundred pounds I suppose. Ok Rage Pig tell us who else died at his hands? Your mother? Your first marriage? Say it piggy, all we’ll do is laugh.
 
So real talk - do we think Ralph is too much of a narcissist to kill himself?

Ralph has a huge ego, but it's getting hard to deny that everything's falling apart. Everyone in his circle except Dick has openly turned on him. His audience is disappearing. He just got a real, grown up responsibility. He will never, ever be able to get a real job.

I think he's too full of himself to ever let the ahogs win and blow his brains out, but - especially if Dick disavows him - I can see him "accidentally" mixing too much pills and liquor.
 
Anyone with the patience and willingness to find and go through the episode where Diogenes and Metokur went at each other on the kill report (the episode where jcaesar187 was discovered) would find the same argument (about Metokur being responsible for Terry's death) and Ralph defending Metokur saying it's bullshit.

I don't know if there's even a copy of the episode online anymore? There was that zencast feed where all the episodes were available in audio form. Maybe Gator has it.

Either way, I haven't listened to it since it happened but I'm 99% sure that after Diogenes left (maybe even during?), they talk about how all his arguments were bullshit and he was grasping at straws, typical Ralph sucking Metokur off at the time type shit.
 
Anyone with the patience and willingness to find and go through the episode where Diogenes and Metokur went at each other on the kill report (the episode where jcaesar187 was discovered) would find the same argument (about Metokur being responsible for Terry's death) and Ralph defending Metokur saying it's bullshit.

I don't know if there's even a copy of the episode online anymore? There was that zencast feed where all the episodes were available in audio form. Maybe Gator has it.

Either way, I haven't listened to it since it happened but I'm 99% sure that after Diogenes left (maybe even during?), they talk about how all his arguments were bullshit and he was grasping at straws, typical Ralph sucking Metokur off at the time type shit.
Metokur vs. Diogenes - there’s the clip. Diogenes brings up Terry and Metokur tears him a new asshole. It comes across as the same kind of desperate, slanderous attack that Ralph throws out.

Also really weird to hear Ralph and Metokur just a few years ago sounding spry and energetic. The last four years sucked for everyone lmao.

EDIT: thank you @deeman for explaining how to post a timestamped video, greatly mitigating my retardation.
 
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So real talk - do we think Ralph is too much of a narcissist to kill himself?

Ralph has a huge ego, but it's getting hard to deny that everything's falling apart. Everyone in his circle except Dick has openly turned on him. His audience is disappearing. He just got a real, grown up responsibility. He will never, ever be able to get a real job.

I think he's too full of himself to ever let the ahogs win and blow his brains out, but - especially if Dick disavows him - I can see him "accidentally" mixing too much pills and liquor.
The pills and alcohol are his way of killing himself. But in the likely event he gets sent to jail, I can see him picking a fight with the wrong inmate(s) and getting a sharpened toothbrush stuck in his blubber.
 
So real talk - do we think Ralph is too much of a narcissist to kill himself?

Ralph has a huge ego, but it's getting hard to deny that everything's falling apart. Everyone in his circle except Dick has openly turned on him. His audience is disappearing. He just got a real, grown up responsibility. He will never, ever be able to get a real job.

I think he's too full of himself to ever let the ahogs win and blow his brains out, but - especially if Dick disavows him - I can see him "accidentally" mixing too much pills and liquor.
I don't think he's too much of a narcissist, but he can't own a firearm and no rope is strong enough to not snap under his weight and he doesn't have a garage so no I don't think he's capable of killing himself.
 
Just caught up in the Metokur stuff. Ralph really is at his best lolcow moments when he has a win, someone pokes a bit of fun at him, so he gets high and drunk and pretends he’s actually winning.

May just sitting in the next room hearing a drunk rage pig finger gunning and brag about his store bought trophy thinking she picked a real winner is the cherry on the top of all this
 
So real talk - do we think Ralph is too much of a narcissist to kill himself?

Ralph has a huge ego, but it's getting hard to deny that everything's falling apart. Everyone in his circle except Dick has openly turned on him. His audience is disappearing. He just got a real, grown up responsibility. He will never, ever be able to get a real job.

I think he's too full of himself to ever let the ahogs win and blow his brains out, but - especially if Dick disavows him - I can see him "accidentally" mixing too much pills and liquor.
He'll never kill himself, but everything he does indirectly contributes to accelerating his death because under all his KILLSTREAM BABY even Ralph knows he's living in hell.
 
So real talk - do we think Ralph is too much of a narcissist to kill himself?
i think he might kill himself in a way he thinks he's spiting others.

Hey Jim, I drank a fifth of Makers, you dare me to drive?
I loved you, Jim, we could've been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
See, Jim,—shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
Hey, Jim, that's Meigh screaming in the trunk,
 
He'll never kill himself, but everything he does indirectly contributes to accelerating his death because under all his KILLSTREAM BABY even Ralph knows he's living in hell.
Dude can't go out without having someone try/succeed in assaulting him. He can travel to a foreign country and end up getting black eyed and bruised, something that is completely avoidable for most people. I can only imagine as some point he's going to get shot or stabbed for his irl faggotry.
 
Jim fingerbanged Jade live on stream, you can hear her audibly climaxing on mic. Lmao. Not sure that qualifies as a sex tape and I’d say it’s pretty based to make your gf cum live. Better than his monstrosity of a sex tape.

Fuck this shit is funny. What a treat seeing Jim go to war with Ralph.
As a matter of fact I would bet one million dollars that Ralph could try for days and never make one woman orgasm on stream or anywhere else for that matter.
 
He'll never kill himself, but everything he does indirectly contributes to accelerating his death because under all his KILLSTREAM BABY even Ralph knows he's living in hell.
I’m still hoping Ralph has a stroke from his drug abuse and he develops aphasia that makes him only able to communicate in pig noises
 
I agree with the thought that Ralph probably won’t intentionally kill himself… but I do think him overdosing or something the like (drunk/dangerous driving, having a stroke/heart attack from poor health, or even getting his shit stomped in again) is definitely possible.

… mind you, the man’s been cracking more and more, between him crying last night and sounding deeply depressed when he and Jim went at it on Boulder Talk. So I won’t hope for his death, but every day it does feel like something is going to go down.
 
Daily reminder, Ralph went after Sargon's defenceless angle baby. The reason?
I will paraphrase "Sargon wants to take away someone's livelihood (by a joke tweet tagging the FBI) so Ralph is justified in bringing someone's stillborn into it".

So but this exact standard, Sandra and Ronnie are rotting in Eternal Hellfire for the sins of spawning this hog.
 
As a matter of fact I would bet one million dollars that Ralph could try for days and never make one woman orgasm on stream or anywhere else for that matter.
No....as a matter of fact....that's nawt truu. Meigh gets excited every time she sees a child sized penis. The Memphis micro finally has a satisfied customer.
 
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