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at least we have an answer for why Jim vanished for so long. employee discounts on the funny gas.
Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening
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Maybe he is just really upset that his Internet daddy doesn't have time to play anymore now that he has a new girl by his side, i can't find any other explanation on why he shits so much on Jade.
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It's not just Jade either, he attacks any woman of his A-Hogs. Always going for below the belt, because he physically can't reach any higher.
"You can't out-low me! KILLSTREAM BABY! Christ is kang!"
BruceyBoy
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They got together back during the gamergay days. It's likely because Ralph knows his insults mean jack to Jim. The mad men elevator scene personified, so naturally he has to try second hand shame to get a win by bringing in the adjacent parties, dead kids not excepted.
ddlloo
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Pretty sure that's the first time Ralph has posted a photo of Jade. Jim, on Kino Kasino, was much happier to touch on the topic of Ralph's relationships so I wouldn't be surprised to see him go even further once more after this.
If Jim still plans on covering Acerthorn he should hit Dick up in a week or two to discuss it on his show too. Drive that wedge even further, fuck it. Hell, any cozy.tv streamers want to do an interview of Jim on their channel? How about an Encyclopaedia Dramatica retrospective with EZPZ and Adrianne Blair? Instead of debating Destiny on something, how about just a chat about the streaming and video content landscape?
There are plenty of things Jim can do that could both be passive aggressive attacks at Ralph and also good content. He accuse him of the former in the past, so lean into it I say. Jim could drive Ralph into an early ragegrave if he tried hard enough.
If Jim still plans on covering Acerthorn he should hit Dick up in a week or two to discuss it on his show too. Drive that wedge even further, fuck it. Hell, any cozy.tv streamers want to do an interview of Jim on their channel? How about an Encyclopaedia Dramatica retrospective with EZPZ and Adrianne Blair? Instead of debating Destiny on something, how about just a chat about the streaming and video content landscape?
There are plenty of things Jim can do that could both be passive aggressive attacks at Ralph and also good content. He accuse him of the former in the past, so lean into it I say. Jim could drive Ralph into an early ragegrave if he tried hard enough.
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He could just go on with Michael Alberto and talk about legos again
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The only thing I get out of Ralph attacking Jade so hard is that Ralph is jealous he didn't get her. It screams jealously more than anything. He didn't land the hot asian chick with huge tits, he got the shitskin with a unibrow, then a retard with shark teeth, and finally wifed digibro's ex the horse with a man body and jew nose. But sure ralph, Jade's gross, yea right.
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Freebies? How can he be that delusional?
Flam has twice the audience of yours on a rainy day.
Metokur has???
No one cares about your dying show. The only time anyone shows up is when you squeal out in anger, cope and seethe. Nobody cares about your 8287283823rd "Nationalism vs. Globalism" debate between a couple literally who politicspergs. Why would anyone want to be on his show when all he does is mute &/or lower the volume, get fucked pussy.
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That tweet in particular just seems like a really dumb thing to say on twitter of all places.
You can't even make racist jokes there without getting slapped with a ban. If he loses his checkmark because he couldn't help but sperg out and say racist shit about Jade, I'm gonna cry laughing.
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Ralph is always talking about fucking someone else's woman, which makes me think two things.
1. Ralph has a fetish for cuck porn
2. This guy simped for IP2 Alice. He couldn't pull pun that Baked Alaska tapped. His chances of seducing Jade is the same of him getting in shape.
To be fair, Nora was smart enough to not get stuck with a gunt baby.
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except for Elijah who’s wife is 1000x better looking than Manda. So then it’s “uh well you’re gay actually”
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The issue for Ralph is people very much can, and probably will in time. There are documented videos and screenshots of Meigh, who will likely be going to baby events etc, proclaiming her enjoyment of child rape content. The fact that she refers to 2D doesn’t matter, it’s all easily shareable. There are court records of Ralph pleading no-contest to sex crimes, and subsequent allegations of rape. These are all incredibly shareable and would fit on letter paper etc.
What can Ralph do? Dox cohosts and threaten to rape peoples wives?
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I'm not really sure how Ralph is able to edify this as a win, Jim is married to a fat titty curvy Asian with a proper career, Ralph is trapped in domestic hell with a pedophilic horsefaced dago/cryptojew who flunked out of college, wishes she was Asian, with the body of an adolescent boy, and who is actively plotting to cut weight and run for the hills at the drop of a hat.
Asians have chinky eyes? Wow, what an ebin pwnage, next he'll be calling her a zipperhead, that's really gonna make Jim seethe.
Asians have chinky eyes? Wow, what an ebin pwnage, next he'll be calling her a zipperhead, that's really gonna make Jim seethe.
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Exactly. This is not the own Ralph thinks it is. By shouting this he telegraphs to the world that nothing is off the table - feel free to fuck with him absolutely however you want.
How long until someone unhinged enough goes to torch his house down?
Grand Wizard Wakka
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he already did that
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That's because when he steps up to someone with a dick, or who is taller than he is (which is almost every man in the world out of a pygmy tribe), he gets his shit pushed in. He prefers that only from his horse.
Just go low enough still to be legal while anything "lower" wouldn't be. He'll get himself locked up again.
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Ralph is going to live to an impossibly old age. He's going to be like Ozzy Osbourne or Keith Richards where somehow the amount of drugs and booze and plain beef he consumes is so vast that by some unknown process it actually preserves him like a living mummy. I would joke when I had the coof that I had to daydrink every day because it would kill the coronavirus (I was actually just bored and you can order delivery from liquor stores now) but Ralph is actually drinking enough that his blood is basically hand sanitizer. This is how he's able to eat shit out of a woman's ass, he has become something that isn't quite human anymore so diseases that can kill people don't know what to make of his highly exotic body chemistry. Any virus or bacteria in Ralph's body is like a sperm cell that was busted into someone's mouth or ass, just totally confused.
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For what it’s worth Ralph is getting unbelievably ratioed on Twitter (Not that I give a fuck about gay Twitter shit, but Ralph cares). In his comments to this tweet practically no one is supporting him. He even has fans trying to reason with him to have an intervention. One guy was asking why he would even post this if Jade was obviously hotter than MEIGH. lmao.
It must sting so bad to get such obviously low support. It’s all a LARP, he has no engagement anymore. He’s like a Roman standing in the pile of rocks and stones that used to be a world-spanning empire, pretending he’s still the Emperor instead of a dirty peasant LARPing in ruins and rubble.
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That’s giving this fat fuck way too much credit. It’s like a dirty peasant in ruins and rubble who never was the emperor and never had a world spanning empire and whose ruins and rubble have become somehow even shittier.