Mike, instead of socking and seething, why not take some tips from your trannycow friend and come into your thread as yourself and be all "I'm totally reformed now you guys. Yay women!" You could change hearts and minds and receive valuable makeup tips to help you pass better while you leave the socking to your fat tranny boyfriend.
Then you could have a series of drunken chimpouts and talk to ten year olds about "sex work" which would embarrass and shame those who supported you, and I could be all "told you so, faggots."
Having no contact with your kid already makes you a better parent than yours were. At least you have that.
Alright.
I'm not reformed. There's nothing to reform. Originally, I didn't care about this thread; I scrambled my accounts on lolcow and onion farms and left this sphere of the internet, until I saw the "interview" with my ex wife
I'll keep this as short as possible before scrambling this account too.
1: I was arrested for strangling my ex-wife. This is 100% true. The TL;DR story for this is that I came home from a 12 hour day working in the Florida sun, my son was in his playpen in the living room screaming, red in the face, and my ex-wife was on her fat ass in front of her computer ignoring him. I checked my son and he had dried shit on him, a bottle that had gone sour in the playpen with him, and severe diaper rash.
I exploded and I choked her out, and I'd do it again too. I have no remorse or shame about this. The charges were dropped.
2: The child endangerment case she described.
TL;DR. My ex-wife and I took a weekend trip to the coast and left my ex-brother in laws to watch our house (which was not a manufactured home, it was a cottage in a gated community)
When we got back on Monday, I believe it was, the house was disaster and I was going absolutely mental on them in my driveway when one of the neighbors called the police. They showed up and saw the shitshow my ex- brother in laws left my house in and arrested Brittany and myself. We paid bail and the department of children and families sent an agent to the house the next day, we explained the situation to the DCF worker, and with the help of my ex-mother in law cleaned the entire house up within two days, when DCF came back to inspect the house the charges were dropped.
3. My kids
The last conversation I had with my ex-wife was in 2021 where I learned she had lied about the fate of my children and I was fucking pissed about that as I think anyone can understand.
She put my child up for adoption after dragging me through court and then later convincing me that the children had died in a car accident, going so far as to fake death certificates after I moved back to Canada.
4. The loli/anime shit
I created that account to troll, and tried to get a bunch of weeaboo spergs to stage a coup against the owner of the site, it was funny and I believe an entire section of the forum was deleted after my account was banned because of this. Good times. I'd do it again.
In reality, the only anime/cartoon I've ever seen has been Dragonball Z when that was on toonami.
5. The tranny shit.
Except for dressing up like Mr. Doubtfire one year for Halloween where my ex and I went to our local pub for a costume thing after dropping the kids off with my parents, this never happened. You're right, I'll never be a woman, and I've never wanted to be.
6. Hitting women.
I have never lied to a woman about this. No relationship has ever started between myself and a woman where I have not disclosed this. I show them the clip of Sean Connery and Barbara Walters.
I did not "beat" Brittany, except on the one occasion that I have already outlined above. I have slapped her and other women on many occasions and I have no plans on stopping. I'm sure this bothers you, and if it does, don't date men like me.
7. I dressed like a faggot when I was a teenager, but those pictures are 15-17 years old. Oh no.
8. When I was a teenager I got into a relationship with a woman who lied about her age, I didn't find out her actual age until her birthday of that year. In Canada the relationship was perfectly legal. However if I had known her actual age when I first met her, I wouldn't have considered the relationship, we dated for 2 years until I moved to Florida. Her family liked me, and when I came home from Florida, I called her up and she flew from British Columbia to Toronto to drive back with me on practically zero notice. We were friends until recently, 14 years later.
9. Bizarre sexual things
I've never asked anyone to peg me, I've never asked anyone to call me "mom", I've never been interested in any of those things.
10. National Socialism
I tried to start a party in 2015. That StormFront account did not belong to me, it belonged to some asshole who impersonated me, poorly, on that site. I disbanded the NSCLRP in 2017 or 2018 after looking at the sorts of people interested in the movement. Skinheads with full face tattoos, boomers who hated arabs, and zoomers whose only political education was a youtube comment section. I want nothing to do with that, and so the party went defunct. However, at the time, the Party was the largest far right movement in Canada (which isn't saying very much at all), and when the party dissolved, Travis Patron (who I linked earlier) absorbed almost all of the members of the NSCLRP before his own party went defunct after being federally registered.
I will point out that we raised thousands of dollars for Narcotics Anonymous and did food/clothing drives every Christmas.
I no longer associate myself with any political movement, or ideology and I haven't for years.
Oh, and I guess
11. Simping
I did not simp for anyone. The money that was sent to Shannon was for a hotel room, and this was split between me and other person. I paid half, the other person paid half, because Shannon was being evicted from the house she was staying at because her roommate and her roommate's mother weren't being paid the 50 or so dollars per week or month in rent. I have paypal receipts from the 20th and 30th of November of her paying back what was loaned to her for the hotel room.
I have made plenty of mistakes in my life. Dressing goth in middle school being one of them. Not shooting my ex-wife dead when she tried to run me over in the process of stealing my parent's car drunk and without a driver's license at 3am to drive to Disneyworld for another, and I guess probably hitting enter on this post too. If I could go back in time, I'd change both of those things and many more, but I can't.
You can believe whatever you want about me; and the half-truths and lies are funnier anyway, I'd take those too. To reiterate, I have not reformed, and I have no plans on reforming. However, the only thing that reflects the person I am today in this thread are a handful of pictures that aren't almost two decades old, everything else is either long behind me or was shitposting to begin with.
