Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

[Null]

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is why you WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE OUT OF A COUNTRY ACTIVELY UNDERGOING WAR before you talk shit about it. Especially when everyone in said country is at peak nationalistic pride.

He actually thought that Kharkiv and the rest of Ukraine would fall firmly under Russian control within a week and then Putin would be pinning the medal of socialist labor on his chest like a war hero.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Gonzalo? More like Gonzo!

 

[NoonmanR]

He actually thought that Kharkiv and the rest of Ukraine would fall firmly under Russian control within a week and then Putin would be pinning the medal of socialist labor on his chest like a war hero.

Serious question, was this dude actually fucking senile, because from the videos he looked like he was in his 70s.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Coach Red Pill’s probably being held in some makeshift dungeon with a bunch of Azov Battalion members ready to get the green light from Kyiv to execute Gonzalo for being a pro Russian saboteur

If it turns out true then honestly what a way for a IBS-era Lolcow to end his life. Lol

 

[Suburban Bastard]

I’m going to fucking die laughing if it turns out he got lynched or shot.

 

[Theropod T. Dinosaur]

The real time escalation of the internet’s role in the world order can be observed in its entirely through the featured page of Kiwi Farms.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Holy shit, not every day a cow dies, but a cow being executed for spying by a government in a country actively being invaded?
The odds on that are astronomical. Wish I'd placed a bet on it, I'd be rich.

I wonder how quickly YouYubers will make some documentaries on Coach Red Pill. This doesn’t happen often but it’s not surprising considering how arrogant he was. He probably didn’t realize how much danger he was in until the very end.

Why would anyone bother with Coach? If anyone put any effort toward capturing him I'll just believe western media about the war from now on.

...

I can't say that in good faith, sorry guys.

Well I could see how some police could take him as a threat since he was promoting “sabotage” like trying to jam doors. It may not have done much but the intent existed. They probably considered him a Russian saboteur considering his pro-Putin remarks and his promotion of the “Project Mayhem” larp. They’re paranoid as is, his comments would just add fuel to the fire.

He actually thought that Kharkiv and the rest of Ukraine would fall firmly under Russian control within a week and then Putin would be pinning the medal of socialist labor on his chest like a war hero.

Yeah, he seemed to think he’d get something out of simping for Putin. I’m surprised he didn’t just try bolting straight to Russia with his family, especially after he was kicked out of the hotel.

Serious question, was this dude actually fucking senile, because from the videos he looked like he was in his 70s.

No, he was just extremely egotistical. He didn’t think through the consequences and was openly promoting Russia in a public hotel lobby. Not even in his own private room but in the lobby. He’s lucky, or perhaps unlucky depending on his ultimate fate, that someone didn’t just cap him there.

Coach Red Pill’s probably being held in some makeshift dungeon with a bunch of Azov Battalion members ready to get the green light from Kyiv to execute Gonzalo for being a pro Russian saboteur

If it turns out true then honestly what a way for a IBS-era Lolcow to end his life. Lol

Literal blood sport at this point. What a wild way to end this ride.

I hope nothing happened to his wife…

 

[Cin Red]

If it turns out true then honestly what a way for a IBS-era Lolcow to end his life. Lol

If there's another round of silver, let's make coach coin a reality.

 

[DaBigBopper]

Nothing of value was lost

Well, Jim loses an internet son. Odds are Ethan Ralph might out live him, heart break is a killer.

 

[Beautiful Border]

Coach Red Pill’s probably being held in some makeshift dungeon with a bunch of Azov Battalion members ready to get the green light from Kyiv to execute Gonzalo for being a pro Russian saboteur

If it turns out true then honestly what a way for a IBS-era Lolcow to end his life. Lol

Stuck in the Middle With You starts playing

 

[Product Intervention]

I want to see pictures of the body. Maybe hopefully a video of the execution.

Russia was right to do what they did. These Ukrainian dogs have declared war on our sector.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Well... There is at least one person who Ralph has outlived.

 

[3322]

>be impoverished Ukrainian woman
>everyone tells you to just marry a rich foreigner to escape your shithole village and live well
>go on sugarbabies.ua
>meet fat older fuck, disgusting, but promises he has money
>get married and have children
>everyone thinks your husband is their grandpa
>get cheated on with prostitutes, but you are glad cause that means you don't have to fuck him
>one day war breaks out in your country
>suddenly you are glad you married him and you beg him to take you and the kids away to safety
>he refuses
>he actively starts shitting on your country and government while praising the invaders
>he is executed
>tfw you are now a single mother of two

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

I want to see pictures of the body. Maybe hopefully a video of the execution.

Russia was right to do what they did. These Ukrainian dogs have declared war on our sector.

You can quite literally say that this IS an Internet Blood Sport (cos if true Lira will be bloodied brutally or murdered outright)

 

[evilsponge]

Well I hope the rumors aren't true, but I wouldn't be surprised if a few ultra nationalists stumbled upon him, pronounced him a spy, and hung him before anyone could intervene.

 

[Thé au lait]

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is why you WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE OUT OF A COUNTRY ACTIVELY UNDERGOING WAR before you talk shit about it. Especially when everyone in said country is at peak nationalistic pride.

Literally all he had to do was try and board a train to get the fuck out of Ukraine then he could talk all the shit he wanted.

It's weird as shit, I remember ages ago when he said "I have a plan to get myself and my family out of Ukraine within a few hours in case Russia invades", and yet he decides to not only stay in the country during exactly such an invasion but also talk shit
RIP Gonzalo "Gus" Lira

 

[Nick Gars]

I know it's not confirmed yet, but can't say I didn't see it coming.

 

[Takodachi]

I dont think anyone would bother to go after coach, he is a literal who in the large scale of things. He probably tried to LARP as a war time reporter and died in a bombing. Just another body to the pile.

 

[ellroy]

Come on guys, he isn’t dead. He is probably safe behind Russian lines, getting buttfucked by some Chechens he had a hard on for.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If the Ukrainians got him, whoo boy. Could classify him as foreign combatant or foreign operative. Either way, the Ukrainians haven't been giving traitors much hospitality, and only the winner gets to decide what was a war crime. Sad thing is, easily could be the Russians nabbing him (or shelling). Once a snake, always a snake.

If only Gonzalo's filthy commune had taken off, then he would have had friends, someone to watch his back, someone to edit his shitty writing. Instead he tried to grow Internet clout on a ton of channels, adding little to the conversation. Just gleefully watching his numbers grow, consequences be damned. If he has left this mortal coil, those channels that brought him on for his inane views, helped enable his retarded descent to death.

Regardless of if he's dead, captured, or off the grid by choice, I just hope his family got the fuck out, with or without his help.