IP2 Andy Dick - From having his own tv show and being in movies with Pauly Shore to sleeping on a cot eating liver and onions, he truly is "living his best life"

The Juice said:
I don't agree with that thread either; but it's better than a comedian/actor's life. Name 5 comedians and I could write 5 threads before the end of the day if I didn't care about objectivity.

Doug Stanhope defended child pornography and passes out in his own vomit.
Richard Belzer brags about watching his wife get fucked and how awesome that is,
Louis CK got #metoo'd
Paul Rubens got caught with his dick out
George Burns had a nazi maid who almost ended that man's whole career.

If I tried hard enough to spin shit about celebrities, they're all fucking retarded. That's the issue.
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What you mention about each of these deeply funny people is an average Tuesday for the deeply unfunny Dick. The fact that you would
attempt to throw these people under the bus belies your bitter jealousy and frustration. Dick might of had some brief moments of comic
mediocrity, but I can't remember them. It's been obfuscated by the avalanche of disasters he has created, and those disasters are funny. His
downfall is funny.
The Juice said:
Nah, I definitely do. I don't get to decide what people laugh at or find funny, but I definitely do decide what a lolcow is because I seem to be the only person alive who knows what a lolcow is. Without a clear definition of what a lolcow is, then what's stopping people from getting into a fight with their friend and making a thread with embarrassing facts about him? What stops people from pure vendetta posting? There has to be a standard.

You can be mad about what I'm saying or you can just do better.
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If you get in a fight with your friend, who is a constant deluge of hilarious failures, and you bring it here, it'll probably fly. A consistent flow of hilarity
is the most important aspect of the cow. "Pure vendetta posting" would be fine with me if it's hilarious.

Maybe you would benefit from some comedy lessons?
 
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This rabbit hole goes alot deeper and seems to be connected to Kermit & Friends, which is known to the farms for interviewing the Gunt.

After being robbed in front of a casino in Vegas, it seems Andy Dicks "fiance", Elisa Jordana, coordinated for Wappy to take Dick in.


It also looks like Elisa is promoting the live streams Wappy is putting on as seen by checking her Twitter.


I am legit confused as to why if her and Andy are engaged, why the fuck isn't he living at her place? It's most likely a sham engagement, but there seems to be an insidious angle here. This whole thing reeks as a way to make donos off of Andy. I wouldn't be surprised if Elisa is getting a cut.

If any Kiwi would like to help look more into this, let me know.
 
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He sounds like himself on Gardening with Maurice high on all sorts of fucking shit farting and slurring.
 
Was surprised to find a thread on Andy Dick. Didn't think it was Lolcow material until I saw the livestream. Homeless celebrities getting bashed by L.A. demographics is just being ahead of the curve of the rest of them by ten years, but being swindled by a heroin addict into sleeping in a kid's cot for a 24/7 livestream is beyond rock bottom.

By definition celebrities sell their image, but this is dystopian nightmare fiction levels of parody of the celebrity existance- being semi-kidnapped for degenerates online to make you dance for quarters. I'm just glad actors like Cameron Mitchell died well before the internet could let this happen. Demon Cop is embarrassing enough.

Yet another name on the "at least I'm not as low as XYZ" list.
 
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Phil Hartman always wins.

Fuck you, Andy.

ETA: He tried leeching off of onision and his negative attention in the not too distant past. Think he did a live with him. Might want to look into it and add it to the OP. It’s in onision’s thread somewhere. He’s had a presence online, and now with the ip2 shit, this thread could become quite milky.
 
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Bush King said:
Was surprised to find a thread on Andy Dick. Didn't think it was Lolcow material until I saw the livestream. Homeless celebrities getting bashed by L.A. demographics is just being ahead of the curve of the rest of them by ten years, but being swindled by a heroin addict into sleeping in a kid's cot for a 24/7 livestream is beyond rock bottom.

By definition celebrities sell their image, but this is dystopian nightmare fiction levels of parody of the celebrity existance- being semi-kidnapped for degenerates online to make you dance for quarters. I'm just glad actors like Cameron Mitchell died well before the internet could let this happen. Demon Cop is embarrassing enough.

Yet another name on the "at least I'm not as low as XYZ" list.
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I don't know... Cameron Mitchell did act as that psychic in, "The Demon", A damn fine film. Christopher George, however, i heard used to act in certain films to be sure to make his yacht payments. Not sure how much truth there is in that, though....

Andy Dick may have a bit of a revival, but this shit-show is not it. Unless it's an extraction type deal, and the people there all get their asses beat on camera while Mr. Dick is extracted.
 
Dude is still streaming, no idea what is going on

anyway other stuff

Andy Dick Arrested For Grand Theft After Stealing Necklace While Riding A Bike In Los Angeles​

Andy Dick has been arrested.

The 48-year-old comedian was reportedly tracked down on Friday (Nov. 7) by the Los Angeles police after stealing a necklace worth $1,000.

According to TMZ, the actor was out for a bike ride on Hollywood Blvd. last week when he spotted a man wearing the chain in question. Dick asked the man if he could see the necklace.

The man obliged Andy's request after recognizing the actor. However, the "NewsRadio" star allegedly sped away on his bike, taking the necklace with him.

The owner of the $1,000 necklace reported it missing but the police could not locate the actor.

However, the authorities tracked the actor down on Friday at 11:10 p.m. near his Hollywood apartment. Dick was allegedly riding his bike when police finally arrested him.

The star was charged with grand theft and is currently in jail. He posted his $25,000 bail at 5 a.m. on Saturday morning. He is reportedly due in court on December 4.

Dick has had his share of run-ins with the law in the past. In 2012, the actor was arrested on charges of sexual abuse for allegedly groping a bartender and bar patron in West Virginia. Dick pled not guilty and the charges were eventually dropped.

In 2008, Dick plead guilty to misdemeanor battery and marijuana possession after reportedly grabbing the tank top of a 17-year-old female and exposing her chest.

Prior to those incidents, Dick was arrested for indecent exposure in 2004 and hit-and-run driving, as well as cocaine possession, after an episode in 1999.

Dick has yet to comment on this latest incident. However, he hasn't posted on Twitter since mid-August, so don't look for him to address the arrest on social media.


Make-up Artist Defended Johansson From Dick's Advances​

A celebrity make-up artist was once forced to defend a young Scarlett Johansson from the unwelcome advances of comedian Andy Dick - because the star was just 16 when he approached her in a club.
Julianne Kaye became close friends with Johansson while working on 1999 movie My Brother The Pig, when the actress was a teenager.
Kaye admits she bonded with the young star on the set and took her for nights out in Hollywood.
But the make-up artist recalls one venture to a nightclub turned sour when Johansson was approached by DICk, who was unaware the beautiful starlet was so young.
Kaye says, "I met Scarlett on My Brother The Pig, a movie she made when she was 16. She stayed at my house for a week.
"One night, I put a bindi on her head and we went to a club, and Andy DICk cornered her.
"I was like, 'Get away from her! She's a child!'"

Busted On Sex ChargesOutside Chicken Joint​

Wacked out crazy comedian Andy Dick was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, Calif. on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery.

Cops busted the 42-year-old Dick just before 2 AM this morning in the parking lot near a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant.

Dick is still being held, his bail set at $5,000.

UPDATE: Around 1:15 AM this morning cops tell us they responded to a report of a person peeing in the parking lot outside the wing joint, causing a disturbance. Several witnesses told officers Dick approached two women as he left the restaurant. He allegedly walked up to a 17-year-old girl, grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down, exposing her breasts.

Cops found Dick in the passenger seat of a van and arrested him. When he was searched, they say they found weed and one Xanax in his front pants pocket.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
This will only end in some kind of weird fight. Personally, I'm rooting for IP2. They're the monsters Andy deserves.
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i just love that a group of less than 4000 people, most of whom probably work entry level jobs and still live with their parents are basically the all powerful Illuminati when it comes to how they control the lives of dozens of people, and are now in control of a guy who used to star on network tv shows and co-star with Anne Hathwaway, Pauly Shore, and Dane Cook in films.

like what if this is how it started a century and a half ago? instead of a-logging failed artists and political figures they a-logged failed artists and politicans who ended up in power.
 
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What's the relationship between Andy Dick and Las Vegas? There's a lot of mention here of how he intertwined with the ip2 folk through partying in Vegas, which was also how he caused David Strickland's death. After checking Wikipedia, I noticed that Strickland's weekend binge with Andy Dick that led to his suicide started also on 4/20. Does he do a 4/20 weekend bender in Vegas every year? Maybe he's trying to go out in a blaze of drug-addled glory while he still can on his favorite party weekend and on his own terms before dementia takes him?
 
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Cat Attack said:
Guys don't worry about Andy Penis, he's in good hands.

His friend here is just making sure nobody kidnaps and extorts Andy or in layman's terms Stockholm Andy will be sleeping on a cot in this guy's living room with a camera pointed at him as people send text to speech donations to his captor trying to explain to Andy he's been low-key kidnapped until further notice.
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Some background for the lucky people who don't know wtf IP2 is and just wandered into this shithole. The man getting threatened with a loaded gun is homeless husband/pimp Attila Bakk, he and his meth addicted hooker/wife Jewel just abandoned their newborn crack baby child (of less than a month) who is currently a ward of the state to drive from LA to Las Vegas to leech off Andy Dick. Upon seeing how many donations they were getting the guy who has been keeping Andy Dick pilled out sleeping on a cot in his living room for the past week got jealous other people were milking his cash cow and offering to take him out to get a steak dinner and flew into a blind rage going from politely asking them to leave to pulling a loaded gun and threatening to shoot them in under a minute with zero provocation. These people all know each other and Attila is not a real threat, this was just limp dick waving and jealous rage at the thought of a meal ticket slipping out the back door.

The old man-napper is "Wappy Flanker" AKA "Flabby Wigger" another failed white rapper turned IP2 streamer (the failed white rapper to IP2 streamer pipeline is real) who is scared to death if Andy Dick leaves his sight someone will make him realize the situation he's in and he will want to leave then this guy won't be able to milk him for donos anymore. After the threat is neutralized Flabby Wigger spends the next hour convincing Andy Dick that everyone who ever asks him to leave the area directly in front of the camera lens is trying to kidnap and extort him and Flabby is the only one who can keep him safe. This is what someone with a psychology degree might call "projection".

Hard to blame Andy for falling for this though, I mean who wouldn't feel safe with this human hotdog watching over you?
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After watching that clip makes me want to keep an eye on the IP2 thread just because of drug fucked antics and makes me suspect that Andy will be shot once he's out of money, access to drugs or tries to escape once he realises that he's essentially kidnapped or that someone else is willing to put up with his behavior and funds his stupidity.
L50LasPak said:
I can't believe this thread got invaded by an Andy Dick stalker.

Christ, @The Juice might be the only Andy Dick stalker left. He's still holding on to the glory days.
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I like to think he's Andy or one of his captors, friends and/or roommates (or some fucked version of all three) that relays what's been said about him. If it's not why would someone defend such a piece of shit?
 
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NoosJunki said:
What's the relationship between Andy Dick and Las Vegas? There's a lot of mention here of how he intertwined with the ip2 folk through partying in Vegas, which was also how he caused David Strickland's death. After checking Wikipedia, I noticed that Strickland's weekend binge with Andy Dick that led to his suicide started also on 4/20. Does he do a 4/20 weekend bender in Vegas every year? Maybe he's trying to go out in a blaze of drug-addled glory while he still can on his favorite party weekend and on his own terms before dementia takes him?
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I imagine it's purely because that's when his benefactors go party. I doubt Andy Dick gives a fuck about 4/20. Actual addicts like him don't care about occassions- he isn't waiting to go out in a blaze of glory, his whole waking life is going to be consumed by three things; finding alcohol/drugs, taking alcohol/drugs, falling asleep/waking up in hospital after a binge. Addicts who aren't functional rarely have the down time to think about much beyond that.
 
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Autistic Spergout said:
I like to think he's Andy or one of his captors, friends and/or roommates (or some fucked version of all three) that relays what's been said about him. If it's not why would someone defend such a piece of shit?
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I don't really have the threads handy, most of them are long defunct by now, but I think this guy has been around awhile. He's one of those stalkers who's obsessed with a celebrity to the point where they're trying to skinwalk them.

Imagine how fucking pathetic you have to be that not only do you want to be Andy Dick, but you're such a wretch that people see through it every time.
 
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There's a lot of material on Joe Rogan and Andy Dick as they were both on News Radio. Andy was on JRE #88 in 2011 available/downloadable here Archive but he was never invited back. As with Lovitz in the OP compare their career arcs, ouch. Artie Lange might be a better comparison. I see his Youtube channel has been recently terminated.. maybe he will be forced to crash on an IP2 streamer's couch next!

Does anyone else get the feeling this arc was all scripted long ago... September 2017:
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https://twitter.com/REALIcePoseidon/status/905187569037524993 [ Archive ]
 
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Marche said:
We already have a Bam Margera thread and depending on where this goes Andy Dick is going to be more around with ip2 and half a dozen if not more IP2 streamers have their own thread.


You have reading comprehension or something, It is not saying Celebrities cant be lolcows.
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Yep, and we have Lolcow threads for Kanye West and Donald Trump. Andy definitely qualifies as lolcow.

If someone is constantly being a trainwreck online for all to see they're a cow. I would only say OP's post needs to be more focused.
 
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