Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

>be impoverished Ukrainian woman
>everyone tells you to just marry a rich foreigner to escape your shithole village and live well
>go on sugarbabies.ua
>meet fat older fuck, disgusting, but promises he has money
>get married and have children
>everyone thinks your husband is their grandpa
>get cheated on with prostitutes, but you are glad cause that means you don't have to fuck him
>one day war breaks out in your country
>suddenly you are glad you married him and you beg him to take you and the kids away to safety
>he refuses
>he actively starts shitting on your country and government while praising the invaders
>he is executed
>tfw you are now a single mother of two


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I feel bad for the kids. Imagine having coach tardpill as your dad.
 
It's the Daily Beast's fault. Or something.

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If coach is dead then hes a stupid sad motherfucker. You had a son to look out for Coach. He needed you most and you choose to abandon him and leave them somewhere so you could essentially shitpost about russia on the internet. You are quite literally dumber than Ethan Ralph on this point.

Now if you are dead and he survives this, he will be lost and confused. Abandoned by you and left alone with whoever you choose to leave him with. Thats if Azov didnt find him first as it was suggested when CRPs bounty began they would kill his kids too.

This is dark. Hes a con man and a horrible father but I feel sorry for his entire situation. To die knowing your kid is going to be alone and possibly put through the worst experiences of his life more is just a dark way to go. If CRP is found alive, he better go to his family and leave for good.

If hes dead I pray for there childs life for the misery of the entire thing to be put to rest. War is horrific to children. He didnt deserve this.
 
Pretty based ngl. Coach is like the modern version of Achilles, forced to choose between a long life of mediocrity or a short life of adventure.
How is it based exactly? His kids like 9 years old. If he isnt killed he will be a orphan or worse, kidnapped into some child ring. His job was too get his family to safety and get on those fucking trains to Poland. He literally acted like war wasnt coming and he could just shitpost about Russia repeatedly in another place while his family was MIA in a town closer to the conflict. Nothing about it is Based. Its sad bro.
 
If he is dead, that's sad. Won't dance on this guy's grave.

With that said, he brought this on himself. He's fucking insane, he's supporting the country actively lobbing artillery shells and cruise missiles at his family and publicly appearing on their propaganda channels. Have some self-preservation instinct you old coot.

There may be a chance he's just captive somewhere, if so maybe he'll learn his lesson. Although I doubt it.
 
If coach is dead then hes a stupid sad motherfucker. You had a son to look out for Coach. He needed you most and you choose to abandon him and leave them somewhere so you could essentially shitpost about russia on the internet. You are quite literally dumber than Ethan Ralph on this point.

Now if you are dead and he survives this, he will be lost and confused. Abandoned by you and left alone with whoever you choose to leave him with. Thats if Azov didnt find him first as it was suggested when CRPs bounty began they would kill his kids too.

This is dark. Hes a con man and a horrible father but I feel sorry for his entire situation. To die knowing your kid is going to be alone and possibly put through the worst experiences of his life more is just a dark way to go. If CRP is found alive, he better go to his family and leave for good.

If hes dead I pray for there childs life for the misery of the entire thing to be put to rest. War is horrific to children. He didnt deserve this.
Did you express any of these concerns before he died, or are you posting this essay for internet points? Gonzalo has thousands of out of wedlock children, we don't expect Genghis Khan to be there for every child. The kid will grow up to know that his father was a disciple of Kino and a lover of content.
 
How is it based exactly? His kids like 9 years old. If he isnt killed he will be a orphan or worse, kidnapped into some child ring. His job was too get his family to safety and get on those fucking trains to Poland. He literally acted like war wasnt coming and he could just shitpost about Russia repeatedly in another place while his family was MIA in a town closer to the conflict. Nothing about it is Based. Its sad bro.
Even sadder if he was truly killed in a combat zone it's unlikely he will even get a proper burial at his family's request.
 
Did you express any of these concerns before he died, or are you posting this essay for internet points? Gonzalo has thousands of out of wedlock children, we don't expect Genghis Khan to be there for every child. The kid will grow up to know that his father was a disciple of Kino and a lover of content.
Yes but anyone here posting about it was not going to change that retards mind. Its sad I said, not retarded. Hes dumber than ralph at this point.
 
How is it based exactly? His kids like 9 years old.
The notion that you shouldn't do anything risky because you have a kid is so flawed, if you got children, you must sacrifice everything for them, bet big or go home!
Someone like you don't know what it means to fight for your kid, Coach on the other hand was on the front lines fighting not for clout or personal gain but rather a better world for his child to live in.

A coward like you would never understand that Bryan! You didn't even fought Ralph when it came down to it.
I actually encourage everyone who has a kid under the age of 13 to go to Ukraine or any other territory undergoing armed conflict right now!
 
The notion that you shouldn't do anything risky because you have a kid is so flawed, if you got children, you must sacrifice everything for them, bet big or go home!
Someone like you don't know what it means to fight for your kid, Coach on the other hand was on the front lines fighting not for clout or personal gain but rather a better world for his child to live in.

A coward like you would never understand that Bryan! You didn't even fought Ralph when it came down to it.
I actually encourage everyone who has a kid under the age of 13 to go to Ukraine or any other territory undergoing armed conflict right now!
Bring your kid with you, surviving a Slav on Slav violence event will put hair on his chest, and if he doesn't survive, it just wasn't meant to be. And you can make another.
 
His job was too get his family to safety and get on those fucking trains to Poland. He literally acted like war wasnt coming and he could just shitpost about Russia repeatedly in another place while his family was MIA in a town closer to the conflict. Nothing about it is Based. Its sad bro.
Nothing you're saying is even wrong, but don't you think it's all just a little bit rich coming from you, Bryan?

Hasn't your entire extended family been doxed to hell and back and they're now actively subject to constant IRL harassment because you can't keep yourself away from the Internet for five seconds? Now sure, that's not on the same level as this CRP thing if Gonzalo is actually dead and he's leaving behind a widow and a fatherless son. But both you and CRP are the sort of people that put your families in jeopardy because you don't know when to shut up and fuck off, which is why you find yourselves in these "sad" situations. Frankly the only difference between you and him is one of degrees.
 
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