Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

A part of me doesn't believe Coach is dead. He's our little Chilean Del-boy. He has some protagonist level of plot armour and he should of been dead years ago from the scams he tried to pull
All information I've encountered (so far) outside of the farms points to detained, so he could be in a square meter cell with only a bucket to shit into and eat from for all we know. I doubt he's dead.

I really hope he's not dead, but I do hope where ever he is, he's reflecting a bit and thinking about if his quest for internet asspats was worth it.
 
I find his takes idiotic and personally find it reprehensible as I have friends in both Ukraine and Russia, but no one deserves death for spouting their opinions online. Except paedophiles.
That said, I think he's not dead, likely in some bunker.
This would be the most likely reason he hasn't showed up yet. But actual video proof of a lolcow getting crucified/beheaded/ventilated/etc. because of its retardation would be the first case we actually see. The moralfag side of me would say "he didn't really need to die for his mongoloid takes", but the other one would laugh as soon the executioners start their business. Even if it would've been a preventable death, this case will be the cautionary tale for years to come.
 
I hope he's just incommunicado because he is fleeing or getting deported.

If he is dead, it's weird to think he might end up in history books.

Death by attention whoring already happened before by that redditor posting a video of someone in a military base.
Its almost if there needs to be a PSA to not attention whore about the war while being in that territory.
 
I mean, the guy is relatively famous and a foreign national. I doubt that they killed him. I'd love to be proven wrong though. My bet is he's taken a train out to Poland since this stuff clearly didn't go how he wanted or is perhaps in jail. But I'd welcome being proven wrong here, though of course thats not something anyone is going to actively seek out doing.
The country is a nightmare right now, and the infrastructure isn't a given at this point, especially in the area CRP was in.
I agree it's too early to call it. If he doesn't surface soon, that's when I'd start wondering if he's actually been captured or killed.

If anything, CRP's whole weird disappearance has really made me think about all the other people that just vanish in warzones like this that aren't spergs online, and aren't missed as a result. It's kinda fucked up.
 
Who could have seen this coming...
I guess we really will never get that 4k Gunt footage after all.
CRP may be gone but Mayhem will live forever. Hopefully he is fucking harder and longer in the next life.
 
This would be the most likely reason he hasn't showed up yet. But actual video proof of a lolcow getting crucified/beheaded/ventilated/etc. because of its retardation would be the first case we actually see. The moralfag side of me would say "he didn't really need to die for his mongoloid takes", but the other one would laugh as soon the executioners start their business. Even if it would've been a preventable death, this case will be the cautionary tale for years to come.
I would bet good money he's probably imprisoned somewhere for pissing people off, but I wouldn't be shocked if he's dead either. When the situation gets as bad as it has in Ukraine, people are far less inclined to spend resources housing and overseeing prisoners. Easier just to kill them.

The information and public relations war is integral to Ukraine's continued ability to garner resources from other Western countries, so I think it is entirely possible that the Ukrainian military considers CRP fair game for hampering its war effort, no matter how small. As everyone has said, CRP was playing with fire, so it's unsurprising if he got burned. Sucks to say that someone can be murdered for sperging on the internet, but war is war.
 
You have to think about it from The local SBU and Kharkiv Police perspective. For the last two months they've had heavy ordinance dropped on their city. They've had to work overnight while Russia drops bombs and pick up the bodies in the morning.

Enter some idiot foreigner talking shit about you online, saying you are a pig stooge of some globohomo plot and Putin is coming to save the world. You know. That guy who ordered bombs dropped on your head.

You are an armed police officer with war time authority and civil society in your city is hanging on by it's fingernails. Wat do.
Tbh if I was a Ukrainian in those circumstances and I got the chance I'd probably shoot the fucker myself after all the shit he's been talking.
If he turns up crucified he's got no one to blame but himself.
 
If anything, CRP's whole weird disappearance has really made me think about all the other people that just vanish in warzones like this that aren't spergs online, and aren't missed as a result. It's kinda fucked up.
So the moral of the story is that I should become a lolcow for when I die people will remember me?

On an unrelated note, has anyone else seen Clyde Cash? I need to strangle him and make him eat his underwear
 
It's true guys, the FSB intercepted a conversation between members of the unit that were hunting him




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Gonzalo was old. He had possibly Alzheimer's, he was going to be burden for his family. He had made a huge library of videos to "redpill" his son, in a sense passing on his legacy. He had lived a full life, and it was going to be all decline from this point on. It is possible that he committed a state assisted suicide, by saying things that made the state silence him. He is from Chile after all, arguing that he wasn't aware of the consequences of being dissenter in a shithole is idiotic.
 
I just never got the point of going over there and talking shit about the country that got invaded, especially as a foreigner, no matter how you view the conflict.
🎶 Well it seems to me, he lived his li-i-ife! Like a grandpa off his meds! 🎶
🎶 Never knowing how to wrangle internet speds! 🎶
🎶 Well I would have liked to know him, but he was just too old! 🎶
🎶 But the laughter started long before, the body's even co-o-o-old! 🎶

Seriously though, life insurance fraud arc when?
 
If he really did become another number on the KF killcount, I feel bad for his family. Nobody deserves to die for being a dumb cunt online but he really did make all the worst decisions possible. He may have been the stupidest motherfucker I've seen in a long time, but still probably not extrajudicial execution worthy (there are pedos/rapists who are much more deserving of a bullet).

All he had to do was continue to grift to incels and he'd have a comfortable life, it takes somebody exceptional to fail at e-grifting this badly that you end up shot by the goddamn KGB.
 
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