Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

Wouldn't he still have data in Ukraine? He's probably been using a wifi hotspot for his activities and postings.
No power for cell towers means no data. Not to mention that cell signals could be jammed to prevent troop movement info from being reported. CRP is probably sitting in some basement with a dead phone, trying to remember how to say "powerbank" in Ukrainian.
 
>Captured by Azov

Yeah he's fucked. If they don't kill him they're 100% going to beat him within an inch of his life

Calling him a Russian spy is WAY too generous, though. That would imply he has an underlying motive to what he's been doing. In reality he's just incredibly stupid and what we're witnessing is just natural selection doing its thing
 
I'd like to point out that if Azov did indeed capture him, he's being horrifically tortured as we're typing these messages.
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If Coach Red Pill was actually party vanned by Azov specifically like people are saying he is beyond fucked. Azov have a extremely unsavory reputation for torturing people (especially women and children) with gardening tools, blowtorches, force-fed drugs, and other shit and eventually beheading them at Blacksites set up by the Ukrainian government- they're essentially the European equivalent of the Taliban
 
IF this turns out to be true, just goes to show us how idiots literally can't help themselves even when their depend on it. Dude had almost two months to quietly leave, but kept splurging out his hot takes on the Internet and Russian tv even when the bomb started to fly over his head. I have sympathy for madmen and madwomen who can't help but shout their truth even as they are aware they are riddled with bullets. But CRP always seemed to have the awareness of a pea. He is as Chilean as Taco Bell is Mexican, and always struck me as the typical bourgeois tourist who touts his descent as a deflection for being a pretentious trust fund artfag. Which I could dig, if he actually ever produce anything worth its salt instead of whatever his Internet videos are.

What is funny and ironic is that, if he had been born a decade after, CRP would have been no different than the Redditoids he derided. Another loon who thinks the world is their oyster, yet when they step out of those carefully constructed bubbles they live in they find that it is them who are the oyster.

All in all, good night sweet prince (maybe).
 
If he is dead, this is the ending he would have wanted. Killed as an enemy spy in hostile territory, his wildest fantasies may have come true.
Seriously, he strikes me as the type of guy who secretly masturbates to the idea of real, strong, REAL men making him a sissy gimp. I mean his wishful ramble about the Chechen warlord made his desires very clear
 
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