Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

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Thoughts and prayers.

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

Regardless of how you stand on this whole conflict this dude did not go about what he was trying to accomplish in a smart way. I do hope he’s okay and learns a lesson, but even then cows gonna cow.

I appreciate your humanity, but nothing short of death could teach this man a lesson. I don't think he's ever been wrong in his life, therefore, what can be learned? There's a reason he was COACH red pill...the man was an unmatched super genius of global strategy right up until the second his head was detached from his body.

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Aren't spies supposed to, like, not draw attention to themselves?

 

[Hüftpriester]

Let's all drink to the death of a clown

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. When your host country gets invaded, maybe don’t shill for the invaders like a dumb retard.

Being a shill for the enemy never ends well:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Joyce#Execution

Except Lord Haw Haw at least was smart enough not to do it inside Britain.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Archived 4chan thread

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/373394446/gonzalo-lira-most-likely-missing

https://archive.ph/0QlAx

Archived tweet from swayguevara


Archived thread from Nairaland Forum.

Not a bunch of stuff but just wanted to archive any discussions on Gonzalo.

 

[evilsponge]

It predates KF's shift to general lolcow coverage, but I believe there was one SA Goon who came very close and was pronounced dead for years in Syria.

But then it turned out he was held as POW the entire time and released in a prisoner exchange so he avoided that honor.

Caro (Kevin Dawes), a SA goon, did some war tourism in Syria and ended up imprisoned there IIRC. Not dead tho sadly.

I remember that guy. Last I heard he was living out of his car and trying to sue Assad and Russia for torturing him, lol good luck with that bud.

 

[Easterling]

Aren't spies supposed to, like, not draw attention to themselves?

Coach is more of a provocatur if anything, That being said, if he has been captured by Ukie forces then im pretty sure they will just shoot him, the situation is a nightmare over there and the closer coach was the frontlines the worse his chances are of not being shot. Being dead weight in a war zone is a death sentence.

 

[waffle]

We finally get a war that's pretty obviously (mostly) good guy against entirely bad guy, and people with Oppositional Defiant Disorder feel an imperative need to go online and um ackshually about it like they're the only ones smart enough to "see through the propaganda".

Eh, I think that's a little unfair because the Ukrainian government is a corrupt western puppet. At the same time it's not like that somehow justifies Putin. I hope the Ukrainian people get a real government when this is all over, instead of just being color recolutioned again.

Coach was a retard, he was probably actively spying for the Russians because he thought it'd get him a good position after the war's over. If he wasn't he probably stil told people he was, because Coach is think kind of retard.

 

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>CRP is the first confirmed American "journalist" murdered in the Russia/Ukraine war
>killed by the Ukrainians

I genuinely hope it isn't true, but if it is, God needs to clear his writing room, they're getting too corny and on-the-nose

 

[Fougaro]

While I personally don't wish for Coach to be dead or to get tortured in the Azovstal cumpit, I will have to say that being a pro-Russian shill openly in public within Ukrainian held territory is peak IRL streaming.

Dabbing on Coach's grave.
Dabbing on Coach's grave.
Rate me MATI I dun care.

If Coach is indeed confirmed KIA I don't think anyone is ever going to dab on his grave as much as Kraut after that IBS drama. First Ralph implodes and now CRP might turn up dead. People on Kraut's shitlist are not having a good time right now.

We finally get a war that's pretty obviously (mostly) good guy against entirely bad guy, and people with Oppositional Defiant Disorder feel an imperative need to go online and um ackshually about it like they're the only ones smart enough to "see through the propaganda".

Agreed. A lot of the pro-Ukrainian posters here are from what I've seen truly a special sight to behold, but that's possibly another tale for another time.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I appreciate your humanity, but nothing short of death could teach this man a lesson.

He is probably in hell shilling for Russia right now.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Being a shill for the enemy never ends well:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Joyce#Execution

Except Lord Haw Haw at least was smart enough not to do it inside Britain.

Another victim of ZOG

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Is this the first case of a lolcow possibly being killed in a war?

Struggling still to get caught up here, but there was that one idiot from 4chan who was impersonating a medical professional in Syria that got captured years ago. There were conflicting stories about what happened to him ranging from getting executed to being left to rot in a Syrian prison. Can't remember his name but that's the only modern lolcow I can recall similar to this.

EDIT: Caro/Kevin Dawes! Thanks @Throwing Romans. That was bothering the hell out of me. At least the idiot lived to get imprisoned in another hellhole again (hopefully).

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

Eh, I think that's a little unfair because the Ukrainian government is a corrupt western puppet. At the same time it's not like that somehow justifies Putin. I hope the Ukrainian people get a real government when this is all over, instead of just being color recolutioned again.

Weird, because both the current president (who was elected) and the former one (monstrously corrupt) are on the same page with regards to the invasion.

Every former Soviet bloc country has issues with corruption. China has issues with corruption, as does most of Africa. None of these corruption issues in any way make the Russian invasion "okay". Even *if* Ukraine was literally a puppet with America's arm jammed all the way up its ass, what Russia is doing is clearly wrong.

Retards here on the farms and Facebook alike hear "western puppet state" and start justifying genocide.

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

Coach is more of a provocatur if anything, That being said, if he has been captured by Ukie forces then im pretty sure they will just shoot him, the situation is a nightmare over there and the closer coach was the frontlines the worse his chances are of not being shot. Being dead weight in a war zone is a death sentence.

His death does answer one final question for me: I wondered, is he just posturing (and has his escape well-planned) or is he really just profoundly stupid? Turns out, he's really that stupid.

 

[Procrastinhater]

While I personally don't wish for Coach to be dead or to get tortured in the Azovstal cumpit, I will have to say that being a pro-Russian shill openly in public within Ukrainian held territory is peak IRL streaming.

If Coach is indeed confirmed KIA I don't think anyone is ever going to dab on his grave as much as Kraut after that IBS drama. First Ralph implodes and now CRP might turn up dead. People on Kraut's shitlist are not having a good time right now.

Agreed. A lot of the pro-Ukrainian posters here are from what I've seen truly a special sight to behold, but that's possibly another tale for another time.

About the only thing I've ever seen Coach right over was Krauts pretentious fake accent.

 

[InwardsStink]

Weird, because both the current president (who was elected) and the former one (monstrously corrupt) are on the same page with regards to the invasion.

Every former Soviet bloc country has issues with corruption. China has issues with corruption, as does most of Africa. None of these corruption issues in any way make the Russian invasion "okay". Even *if* Ukraine was literally a puppet with America's arm jammed all the way up its ass, what Russia is doing is clearly wrong.

Retards here on the farms and Facebook alike hear "western puppet state" and start justifying genocide.

For me it's more like a not my problem type of situation.

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

For me it's more like a not my problem type of situation.

I much prefer quiet apathy over loud ignorance.

 

[Glowie]

If Gonzalo was caught by Azov or Ukrainainan militia he's in a ditch somewhere. In their eyes he is a spy for Kremlin.

I say it's safe to put inactive if nothing is heard from last couple of days.

I bet trout and tears is perhaps is biggest CRP a log there is and creamed his pants over the concept with Vee whispering "ah yes Massa it's reckoning at last"

I find funny KF mourn loss of a cow while twitter troons are dilating in joy over concept of a man dying.

And we are the bad guys.

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. When your host country gets invaded, maybe don’t shill for the invaders like a dumb retard.

Its a modern Phenomenon called social media tunnel vision!
It is in the same vain as these vapid & vain people that goes out on the railtracks to take a selfie & gets runned over or fall down cliffs to catch the perfect pic!

All logic & common sence went away when he got that burst of fame & notoriety & Darwin took his toll...

With that said i still hope he is alive becuse his only crime is being a gigantic Retard.
He is a Lolcow after all & they are made to be milked.
Cant get much milk from a dead Lolcow....