Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

I get something like secondhand cringe from her videos but at this point really it's just secondhand misery. So she had a hawaii vacation - something many people would kill to get the chance for - and completely fucked it up and essentially didn't enjoy it all because of her own dumbness and fatassery. A little later she goes to a festival, spends like one hour actually there, panics and misses the rest, again having a thoroughly unenjoyable experience. I would feel fucking horrible if one of those had happened to me. All these wasted opportunities. Does she learn anything from it? No. But it's fatphobia that is the real problem in fat people's lives. Yawn. Live your unsuccessful, disappointing life and pray you die before the pain from your wrecked body gets too much to bear, Anna.
 
Anna probably didn't expect to be so exhausted at Coachella. She was tired and sore in Hawaii, but she thought it was just because of all the "hiking". She thought "A Festival! Yay, I can eat and drink and dance and hit on hot guys, teehee!" not realizing her mobility is not what it was 4 years ago and not realizing that festivals mean a lot of walking and standing around.

I think some drunk kid was laughing at her dancing and she got upset, thus the Le Sadz at the hotelroom.
 
If she didn't take Jon with her, my guess is she has been using a tripod for her pics and videos of her dancing/whatever. So in addition to her landwhale body being in people's way, there is also a tripod with a phone/camera on it that people are having to avoid because no one wants that landwhale REEEEEEing at them. At some point someone with some clout may have asked security or whoever was in charge of a certain area to ask her to just fucking stop taking up so much area to film her shit. Her body takes up as much room as 4 people and then when you add her camera and the area that would have to be taken for filming, it had to be a pain in multiple people's area. If she was told to stop, I'm sure the narc ego injury was massive. If the influencer and/or security/person-in-charge had NO idea who she was (very probable) it would only add to the injury. People in Hawaii seemed to be nice and have not upset her when she was literally taking up an entire stair on that railroad track hiking trail/staircase. Coachella probably is going to be a lot different and there are going to be influencers and stars there who are not going to want to be inconvenienced by an "old" land whale acting like a sped tard.
 
I can think of many reasons to hate her disgusting fat body and all of them boil down to her being a selfish hog, mental issues or not. She is a gross person, inside and out, and that is evident by her boohooing in her fancy hotel room at a coveted festival, while sores on her face are openly weeping.

I'm guessing her Fat Party shirt tiktok didn't go over well. I don't have an account so I can't see comments on other videos, but here are some screencaps. Check out the view count compared to her other ones.:

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Aww, the haters made her turn comments off:


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and just an fyi, Anna has been to the dentist in the past year or two for a rotten tooth because she was whining nonstop about the pain and actually having to go, then never brought up again.

With her bikini bottoms, she's super close to twinning Homer! Just needs to borrow Amy's skunk.


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If you’re gonna wear a shirt that says ‘let’s party’ you should probably be able to, you know; actually party.
Also I would not use the word Anger when seeing her; maybe shocked, speechless, incredulous, confused etc. some children may even use ‘frightened’ but not anger.
 
There’s something so obviously (FAT) wrong (FAAAT) that she keeps acknowledging (SO FAT) then ignoring (SO MUCH FAT). It would be tragic if it wasn’t so infuriating and hilarious.

“I barely fit on a plane, then I was astounded to find out my daily 3 sets of 15 second dancing and jumping did not prepare me to hike a mile! I was so humiliated and angry at myself body for not being a bro and making it past the parking lot. Doesn’t it know our ego is on the line? Anyways, the lesson I’ve learned from all this is it’s OKAY to cry and panic and my knees to scream on fire and to waddle away 15 minutes into a 3 day event to eat room service and cry and watch Encanto.”

She’s truly ignoring every chance to come to grips with reality and turn it around. There’s going to be a meltdown the next place she goes.
 
For me, the saddest part of this, is that she is there alone. No friends no family. Just her. That would be so depressing, seeing everyone else there with their people and all she did was pretend to have fun for a few minutes. Also, now that it's been pointed out, I also noticed how she refers to her body in a weird way, as if she isn't actually living in it, but treating it as something separate.
 
If she didn't take Jon with her, my guess is she has been using a tripod for her pics and videos of her dancing/whatever. So in addition to her landwhale body being in people's way, there is also a tripod with a phone/camera on it that people are having to avoid because no one wants that landwhale REEEEEEing at them. At some point someone with some clout may have asked security or whoever was in charge of a certain area to ask her to just fucking stop taking up so much area to film her shit. Her body takes up as much room as 4 people and then when you add her camera and the area that would have to be taken for filming, it had to be a pain in multiple people's area. If she was told to stop, I'm sure the narc ego injury was massive. If the influencer and/or security/person-in-charge had NO idea who she was (very probable) it would only add to the injury. People in Hawaii seemed to be nice and have not upset her when she was literally taking up an entire stair on that railroad track hiking trail/staircase. Coachella probably is going to be a lot different and there are going to be influencers and stars there who are not going to want to be inconvenienced by an "old" land whale acting like a sped tard.
I think her not being recognised and fawned over, in the manner she is accustomed to by PAID HOTEL CLERKS/RESTAURANT STAFF/RESORT STAFF who literally HAVE TO KISS HER ASS, was deeply wounding. There was this hilarious old post here recently about how she was recognised at the four seasons, shes totally famous and glam! Except it was by a hotel clerk, who only recognised her upon returning to give her her room key (and thus, had a break in the interim to ask um who is fatass, and be summarily told that she has to be absolutely asskissed as one of those intolerable influencer people, as per corporate's warnings ahead of time), as proof that she had made it.
This, as well as the fact that no prince charming is coming despite her upping the ante describing herself as pretty, and girl, and gorgeous, and beautiful, and also posing for sports illustrated and in lots of makeup, has got to be this incoming reality check that has landed just now.
I think she is just really really used to only being around mostly paid employees who have to treat her like shes a special VIP glam princess, despite her caterwaul grotesquerie that she calls 'just being herself' and uptight bitchiness and entitlement, that she just thought it was a reflection on her being special. One look up and down by a conventionally attractive influencer under 35 at coachella, surrounded by equally gorgeous friends, and she must have crumpled into her ridiculous clown bikeshorts/fatty t shirt outfit. It must have been the death blow.

But where else has she got to go from here??! She 'tried everything'. An SI audition. A cameraman doing 'artistic drone shots'. A professional best friend who smiles and nods. Intense blue steel shoots day after day, captioned as 'I am gorgeous girl pretty lady!'. A million dollar+ house she bought.
Speaking as a person who is, admittedly, not particularly skilled in predicting the next moves of stupid and or crazy people high on narc fumes, do any kiwis want to guess what crazy thing she will do next?? Whatever happened at Coachella must have had the dull landing thud after a crescendo of failures, the ultimate.

Her whole arc is absolutely nuts to me. Its a real page-turner of a narrative though, and would make an excellent film or novel with themes about our wider society. It'd be cancelled in the west but might be a hit in Russia or China as reflection of 'embodied decadence' or something fr
Adopt an autistic child? Order a mail order husband (does that exist)? Start committing acts of domestic terrorism? I have no clue!!
 
...as well as the fact that no prince charming is coming despite her upping the ante describing herself as pretty...and gorgeous, and beautiful...has got to be this incoming reality check that has landed just now.

...aaand, even though you buy your very own Manic Pixie Princess Dream house Castle, Anna...when you keep on pushin' it towards 600 lbs. NO Prince Charming is coming to "sweep you off your glass slipper Teva sandal shod fuck'd-up feet"...unless that "Prince Charming" is the brand name for a purveyor of bariatric hoists.

...aaand, before expecting some Lifetime movie happily-ever-after fantasy with any variety of Prince Charming...you should first -- at the bare minimum -- be able to perform a basic reach-around so as to properly wipe yerself with a handful of Pinch'd Charmin.
 
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It's painful to watch someone be that uncomfortable, and then attempt to deny it when it's so goddamn obvious. All the excuses and dances and staged exercise footage and she can't distance herself and others from her reality: She's a sad, unlovable OLDER woman and she is going to die in terrible pain unless she stops eating and drinking like a retard. And she's going to die alone unless she gets therapy and figures out who she actually is.
 
I think the saddest thing about Anna is the denial. In her recently video about wanting to lose weight, she makes a comment that most of her goals won't be too difficult, as she already achieves most of them on a daily basis. If that were true, she wouldn't be 600lbs.

She also made comments about her diet, specifically that she really needs to start eating three meals a day. I assumed this meant cutting down from what I imagine was 5 or 6 meals a day but no, she states she rarely eats breakfast and often skips lunch.

It simply isn't true, and I don't know how she can sit there and claim she exercises regularly, "hikes" and only eats one meal a day, when she's absolutely enormous and has done nothing but gain weight for the past few years. She takes every opportunity to comment about how much weight she has lost from her "chest" but I just don't see it.

Anna needs to take accountability. She needs to weigh herself and share that number with her followers, in order to have something to aim for. Yes, she could always lie about what the scale says, like many cows, but it would force her to see how bad things have become.
 
I think the saddest thing about Anna is the denial. In her recently video about wanting to lose weight, she makes a comment that most of her goals won't be too difficult, as she already achieves most of them on a daily basis. If that were true, she wouldn't be 600lbs.

She also made comments about her diet, specifically that she really needs to start eating three meals a day. I assumed this meant cutting down from what I imagine was 5 or 6 meals a day but no, she states she rarely eats breakfast and often skips lunch.

It simply isn't true, and I don't know how she can sit there and claim she exercises regularly, "hikes" and only eats one meal a day, when she's absolutely enormous and has done nothing but gain weight for the past few years. She takes every opportunity to comment about how much weight she has lost from her "chest" but I just don't see it.

Anna needs to take accountability. She needs to weigh herself and share that number with her followers, in order to have something to aim for. Yes, she could always lie about what the scale says, like many cows, but it would force her to see how bad things have become.
I mean, what explains it? How can she simultaneously 'forget' about the habits she has sunk into to make her almost 600lbs (400lb ?? I don't know deathfat weights).. and claim the narrative about not eating enough, exercising, etc, as valid/applicable?
It's another characteristic that is utterly unbearable, someone not only lying about reality but also demanding you play along or you're the bad guy.

Also I think the angry at her body comment.. girl, the call is coming from inside the house. She's angry at herself but doing her best to reject any self examination, as it's too negative to not think you're flawless and infallible (self care 💅)
 
Narcissists will never blame their own self for their behaviors. That's why everything is some exteranl reason.
Without going TMI I've known multiple narcissists IRL and this is the truth. They will pull any card they can when it's convenient be it their upbringing, self-diagnosed disorders, genetics or even fucking astrology and the phases of the moon.

The only time a narcissist will concede is if they think it will benefit them in the long game or, in the extremely rare case, they undergo some form of ego death and actually recognise how shit their behavior is (this can also be coupled with a complete breakdown and suicide attempt which leads to an outpouring of sympathy which refuels the narc's tank of cuntiness and the cycle starts anew).

I've yet to meet a narcissist who has managed to break that cycle without therapy.
 
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