Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Yeah but his shitty bar is closer to Riverwest. He would probably move to Shorewood or Whitefish Bay to live with those faggots but Fatrick can't afford it seeing as how he owes Quasi all that money
That and if he moved to Whitefolks Bay, he wouldn't have quite so ready access to the black children he needs for his special pepperoni. He certainly could find some, but he'd have to drive his jalopy more than a mile.
 
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Cool. A children's toy for the professional (on spec) author

So the failed manbaby author, currently writing on-spec without a publishing contract, for his birthday, he gets a children's toy. A children's toy designed to make imaginative 9-year-olds feel like a real, grown-up author.

C'mon Patrick, write a short story on your new lego typewriter. Maybe Niki will pin it to the fridge to show how proud of you she is. The lego typewriter definitely isn't a symbol of how irrelevant and childish your "career" turned out.
 
Happy birthday to our favorite farm animal!!! Let's recap some of his best birthday-related tweets

2017 teasing a colleague for not being Twitter-verified, oopsie doodles. archived
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Very masculine-looking fella, in every medical sense, tells a totally real birthday story - archived
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Oversharing that Niki does particularly exotic sexual acts (pegging?) for his birthday - archived
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Person who complains KiwiFarms being "unmoderated" leads to detestable social behavior is so addicted to Twitter he can't help but live-tweet himself having "birthday sex" (pegging?) not once, but twice. But remember, it is us who have an unhealthy relationship with the Internet... archived
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And lasty a piece of birthday wisdom from Pat himself to the rest of the nation - archived
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So the failed manbaby author, currently writing on-spec without a publishing contract, for his birthday, he gets a children's toy. A children's toy designed to make imaginative 9-year-olds feel like a real, grown-up author.

C'mon Patrick, write a short story on your new lego typewriter. Maybe Niki will pin it to the fridge to show how proud of you she is. The lego typewriter definitely isn't a symbol of how irrelevant and childish your "career" turned out.
Considering what a violently abusive lunatic Fatty is, this may be as close as she can get to insulting him to his face. If so it's funny she knew he was stupid enough it would fly right over his head, and of course, she'd just deny it even if he did notice. After all, I doubt his autistic obsession with Legos has eluded her. You know Fatty just thought "oooooh Legos" and his consoomer cortex switched on.
Person who complains KiwiFarms being "unmoderated" leads to detestable social behavior is so addicted to Twitter he can't help but live-tweet himself having "birthday sex" (pegging?) not once, but twice.
Nearly any high volume poster here has been dragooned into jannying at some point it seems. As shit as moderation is, by its very nature, it should come within the community, and for some reason, ruled by an absolute dictator of some sort. This only seems to apply on the Internet. The only exception would be the truly unmoderated communities like most of Usenet was.

Didn't like what you saw? Do your own jannying with regexes. It's ridiculous you can't do that on most fora these days natively but. . .well, going way off topic.
 
Everyone, say hi to Fatrick!
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>"very worst human behavior is promoted instead of punished".

That applies to the most of the Internet. Only difference between Twitter and KF is that KF is honest about it.

Also, KFs numbers have been growing over the years.
I can't believe Rick didn't mention his biggest group of fans, onaforums. Hopefully he will recognize his error and issue an apology and correction posthaste.
 
Piggy is celebrating his birthday by leaving himself another fake voicemail message:

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Twitter is doubtful...

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Piggy oinks back:

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"Dozens of messages from friends and family."

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There are no false accusations when it comes to your close friends Pat. Two of them are rotting in prison for trying to rape kids. Another one, Dominic Franchetti, went to prison for raping an eight-year-old girl and is now a registered sex offender living in Texas.

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Piggy's scuffle with Barfyman rages on:

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Handsome Blue has released some new artwork - The Gay Virgin Pat vs The Chad Pringles Can Jon

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Cool. A children's toy for the professional (on spec) author

$200 according to the official Lego store. Probably worth significantly less if he takes it out of the box since Quasi would have a hard time getting full value for it if it's listed as used.

I wonder if he's sulking because the Lego store didn't have a set for his actual favorite appliance:

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He's now trying to use his birthday to hock his shit books:

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He hasn't broken 100 likes for any of his birthday tweets. Even the fake voicemail tweet fell flat.
Holy fuck, if you have to say "if you like this Tom Clancy book you'll like mine, it's the same thing" then you've done fucked up.
 
He's now trying to use his birthday to hock his shit books:

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He hasn't broken 100 likes for any of his birthday tweets. Even the fake voicemail tweet fell flat.
Jesus he describes his own work as ‘X in Space’. I thought that was just how Kiwis summarised his crap.
 
Piggy is celebrating his birthday by leaving himself another fake voicemail message:

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Twitter is doubtful...

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Piggy oinks back:

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"Dozens of messages from friends and family."

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There are no false accusations when it comes to your close friends Pat. Two of them are rotting in prison for trying to rape kids. Another one, Dominic Franchetti, went to prison for raping an eight-year-old girl and is now a registered sex offender living in Texas.

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Piggy's scuffle with Barfyman rages on:

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Handsome Blue has released some new artwork - The Gay Virgin Pat vs The Chad Pringles Can Jon

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That's my video and you don't have the right to share it. Also it totally never happened. Well which one is it Fatrick? This isn't a buffet, you can't have everything
 
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