The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AprilRains]

They can't even clean their house. I notice we haven't seen any pictures of the stove lately. I shudder to think of the state it's probably in.

It is not hard to clean a stove.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

How can these people be so bloody incompetent at everything?

I'd say they're doing quite a wonderful job of being colossal fuck-ups and as long as their troon armour lasts they're going to survive anything except the PigRoach himself.

 

[AnOminous]

This is a horrible fucking botch job and the owner needs to sue them for it.

This is SomethingAwful goon level drywalling.

What is it that they do well exactly?

Grift money from even bigger idiots.

And why on earth should anyone give them money?

Because they're gullible fools easily separated from their money. Sometimes I wonder why I don't just find some batch of suckers and rob them blind myself. Then I remember I'm not a fucking thief.

 

[Postal_Rat]

How can these people be so bloody incompetent at everything?

Why learn when you know everything anyway?

 

[: Required]

Well, it definitely seems to be the current trend:

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“Not trying to be a tool-girl right now but holy shit, tools right?!”

If I were of the mind to pretend to be the sex I’m not, I probably wouldn’t go around reinforcing every single of the most obvious and tired cliches about my actual sex.
Like, how many more guns and power-tools does Penny have to load into his truck while working on his livestock ranch and part-time dry-walling gig before people accept him as a beautiful lady?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Like, how many more guns and power-tools does Penny have to load into his truck while working on his livestock ranch before people accept him as a beautiful lady?

You're completely right. He needs to shove them into a bleeding wound on his crotch for people to accept him as a beautiful lady, everyone should know that.

 

[the luckiest number]

There shouldn't be any gaps between the sheets.

Maybe if they don't dilate them for a while they'll close up naturally?

 

[AnOminous]

Like, how many more guns and power-tools does Penny have to load into his truck while working on his livestock ranch and part-time dry-walling gig before people accept him as a beautiful lady?

I think even a 90 pound woman could have done a better drywalling job than that. That's almost surreally bad. Can you believe actually having the gall to expect to be paid for that shit?

 

[The Silent Perjority]

The me me me personality shines through though doesn't it?
I mean look, Penny has been in the military, he must understand something about discipline and hard work. And fair enough, he's putting in the hours (and not paying the labour) but any sane person understands their failings and works to their limits. Good for him, he's grafting and setting up something new, I've done it many times in business, but you don't shout about your achievements until you can at least make a decent show of it. Everyone starts somewhere and if his clients are happy with this half arsed job then go for it but don't start putting yourself on a pedestal when everybody who's ever fitted a sheet of plasterboard can see what a mess you're making of it.

Get a few jobs under your belt, learn the ins and outs and keep your head down till you know what you're doing.

But that ain't the narc way is it?

Spray it all over the internet to get arsepats. Yay. Girltools.

 

[Oxyjen]

“girl”tools.

The return of.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

I'm really surprised that "toolgirl" Phil uses such ugly mannish tools. Doesn't he know that all his tools should be pink and gay as befits his delusion?

You know, those shit tools that average everyday real women cringe to look at, and would punch you out if you gifted them with such condescending trash? Like these:

But they're absolutely perfect for a troon contractor, especially one of Phil's skill level.

I'm starting to question Phil's commitment to his imaginary gender. How can we tell he's a toolgirl when he doesn't even have girlie tools.

 

[Oxyjen]

If I were of the mind to pretend to be the sex I’m not, I probably wouldn’t go around reinforcing every single of the most obvious and tired cliches about my actual sex.
Like, how many more guns and power-tools does Penny have to load into his truck while working on his livestock ranch and part-time dry-walling gig before people accept him as a beautiful lady?

Thing is, these guys (Penny, anyway) aren’t actually larping as beautiful women, they probably think of themselves as tough middle aged lesbians, with a non-gender-conforming lifestyle and knuckling down to tasks that are normally reserved to menfolk.

Which would be great, and worthy of respect, if they actually were women.

Here, it’s like the proverbial mediocre out of shape weightlifter who is envious of the one or two women in the sport that stand out, get all the attention and can be successful while lifting lighter weights. He wants that attention!

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

I'm really surprised that "toolgirl" Phil uses such ugly mannish tools. Doesn't he know that all his tools should be pink and gay as befits his delusion?

You know, those shit tools that average everyday real women cringe to look at, and would punch you out if you gifted them with such condescending trash? Like these:

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But they're absolutely perfect for a troon contractor, especially one of Phil's skill level.

I'm starting to question Phil's commitment to his imaginary gender. How can we tell he's a toolgirl when he doesn't even have girlie tools.

Got a free toolset like this once, except in black and red colors, and for being disposable shit they're okay for small jobs in the house. Definitely can't do big construction jobs with 'em though!

 

[stupid frog]

“Not trying to be a tool-girl right now but holy shit, tools right?!”

If I were of the mind to pretend to be the sex I’m not, I probably wouldn’t go around reinforcing every single of the most obvious and tired cliches about my actual sex.
Like, how many more guns and power-tools does Penny have to load into his truck while working on his livestock ranch and part-time dry-walling gig before people accept him as a beautiful lady?

the real gotis is trannys i guess

 

[DemonicMustache]

Look, I know this legal shit sounds like too much work for any tranny who always nearly piss themselves doing legal name change signings but we do know whatever the outcome is, it's going to be MEGA retarded and done as shittily as possible.

They're going to abandon it and let the bank repossess it. 100%

 

[AMHOLIO]

All sarcasm aside though, if Penny reforms the tranch and basically just lives there with his homies and does an honest job, and has a few pet alpaca, and stops the endless narcissistic dogooding and grifting: fair play to him. It would be a sad end to the milk flow for us though.

How would he get rid of the alpacas though? He either has to quietly give them away or quietly slaughter them. Kevin requires more grift for toys, alpacas be dammned.

i don't think other than the transformers, guns and MTG card collection that Penny has assets. Paul should Mendozer Bulldozer over and demand his rightful place to raise rats with Alyssa while she pees in the bathtub to assert her dominance as the alpha BPD queen.

From the way Bonnie talked about the tranch I think even he knew the whole thing was scorched earth, but only once he was pussywhipped out of it twice.


Question: Is it possible to just abandon a pack of pacas to the Colorado wilderness? What would happen if the tranch packed up everything but the pacas and ran to the hills?

 

[Hippopatumus]

Also they have a drywall "business" and Penny is just NOW buying a knockdown knife?

I can't, y'all. I just can't.

I had to go google what that is.

_I_ have a knockdown knife in my toolbox. Jesus christ.

 

[Oxyjen]

One way or another I can’t see that working out too well for the alpaca.

They’d immediately have to roam to find any vegetation to eat. Probably wandering along the sides of highways, getting hit by cars. Some ending up on other ranches and being put down due to malnourishment. If any make it up onto the mountain, eaten by coyote or leopard.

 

[DemonicMustache]

I don't understand why Penny has to get new tools. He can go buy second hand from a Pawn shop, or facebook market place, or craigslist. Tranch looking more and more like a hoarder, consumer rat's nest every day.

 

[General Disarray]

The thumbnail of their "drywall job" literally looks like a cardboard fort a kid would construct.

It's so jaw-droppingly awful.

I also don't understand Penny's seeming obsession over that singular brand name of power tool, and that it be bright, shiny and new (as others have said.)

It really all depends on the job you want to do, and the best tools aren't always the most expensive; hell, there are some applications a Harbor Freight tool could do acceptably. Especially when you're new to doing something - get the cheap shit and as you master your TECHNIQUE you can move up as you see fit. Ah, who am I kidding - learning the proper way to do anything is as far from Penny's thought process as Kev-Kev's mantitties are from each other.