Megathread Transbian Dating Profiles - 'Totes valid trannies on the prowl for poon, now with no fluff or walls of text from Reddit.

[Atomic Age Animal]

Bryleigh! Come back to social media, bro. We miss you.

Absolutely! (Bryleigh's thread is a worthwhile deep dive for anyone whose interest is piqued). All love to your well-grounded ex-wife and kids who want nothing to do with your absolute bullshit, Bryleigh!

The discussion about why lesbians don't just unite to cockblock the troonsbians on their apps put me in mind of this video. I think the persistence of sex pests is not to be underestimated. Maybe a bit of a shitpost but also seems entirely appropriate for this thread:

ARCHIVE* | Karen Actually - Don't You Want Me Ladies?

Spoiler: ARCHIVE | Karen Actually - Don't You Want Me Ladies?

(link | archive)

*because you just know YT is going to yank this once the troon brigade finds and mass flags it

 

[LateNightMuffin]

is.. is this a transbian? or are you just forcing lesbians to share spaces with literally just eunuchs?

Spoiler: Bobby

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"I just had genital nullification surgery. . . . I have two amazing adult daughters. Not looking to have any more of my own." Well, that's good, dude, because you no longer have the hardware to make any more.

 

[chickenTendiemerchant]

more B's from the HER app archives

Twitter troon alert! Fun to find one in the wild.
@brooke_irl, former Chad and current straight man hassling lesbians to take dick "transbian".
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Spoiler: Brooke

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friends with ErinintheMorning
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expectation v reality
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This one passes for ugly british woman but christ. Why give up the status of being a normal looking man for this? Fag or not he could've done fine for himself.

 

[Exuvia]

Spoiler: Caitlin

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That septum ring looks so, so tiny with his absolute unit of a boxer’s nose. Why add jewelry to where it will barely be visible?

 

[jumboseafood]

more B's from the HER app archives

Twitter troon alert! Fun to find one in the wild.
@brooke_irl, former Chad and current straight man hassling lesbians to take dick "transbian".
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Spoiler: Brooke

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friends with ErinintheMorning
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expectation v reality
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Bryleigh! Come back to social media, bro. We miss you.
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Spoiler: Bryleigh

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Spoiler: Beatrix

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Spoiler: Bea

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is.. is this a transbian? or are you just forcing lesbians to share spaces with literally just eunuchs?

Spoiler: Bobby

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Spoiler: Brynn

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MTFs trolling for trans men, not into other trans women. Lol
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Spoiler: Caitlin

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The next themed post needs to be ex-military troons. There are SO. MANY.
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Spoiler: Calli

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Spoiler: Camira

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"still"

Spoiler: Carla

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Spoiler: Carmen

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Spoiler: Carol

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extreme Chad vibes

Spoiler: Caroline

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reeeeeeeee
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Spoiler: Cassandra

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a larger Cassandra enters

Spoiler: Cassandra

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the largest and least showered Cassandra:

Spoiler: Cassandra

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It's quite funny the first guy was quite handsome and fit he could have very well gotten laid if didn't troon out and chased straight and bi women. But no he had to put on a dress and go harass gay women. Way to shoot himself in the foot or in this case take an ax to the crotch.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Genital "preferences" are troonphobic

Not dating trannies is twanzphobic

This insane rule only works for the subhuman degenerates in the troon cult. They invented this horseshit. Everyone who isn't an insane gender loon can and should just laugh about it.

You don't even need to defend your sexual boundaries/orientation because A.) it's your fucking right to date who you want (as long it's another adult of course) and B.) because you can't argue with deranged cultists. It's a waste of time & energy.

I hope more lgb people - especially lesbians realize this. As for straights...well troons are cowards so they will never attack them en masse. Also there is no "straight community" to attack in the first place.

 

[jumboseafood]

This insane rule only works for the subhuman degenerates in the Troon cult. They invented this horseshit. Everyone who isn't an insane gender loon can and should just laugh about it.

You don't even need to defend your sexual boundaries/orientation because A.) it's your fucking right to date who you want (as long it's another adult of course) and B.) because you can't argue with deranged cultists. It's a waste of time & energy.

I hope more LGB people - especially lesbians realize this. As for straights...well troops are cowards so they will never attack them en masse. Also, there is no "straight community" to attack in the first place.

Troon's just don't respect sexual boundaries that's why they get pissed when straight men ask them if they're trans and why they scream when a lesbian says dick is gross. They want into people's beds and they don't take no as an answer because they are sexual predators.

 

[Biblical Monstrosity]

My God look at the schnozz on that "Caitlin". The damn piercing is playing hide and seek.

 

[RetardedAsshole69]

LMAO HER now has "improved terf control"
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Since everyone who doesn't want to date troons is a terf according to them, HER is now a troon only app. I don't think most penisbians are going to like that but lesbians will never date them anyway.

I bet "JK Rowling is my favorite author" now counts as troonphobic because only troons decide what's troonphobic and that means everything they don't like.

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Fuck this trans infested shithole of a "dating" app. Everything troons touch turns into insane garbage.

Really late into this thread, but damn, taking woman's say on what they are, what to believe, say, do or like really isn't woman like behavior is it?

 

[cypocryphy]

Caitlin has a nose like this alien from Return Of The Jedi.



I bet he'd have a better chance on HER than Caitlin would too.

 

[HalfPricedAmHoleBuffet]

Caitlin looks a lot like Sam Kinison in the beret.

 

[rigors]

Not to derail the thread with Aiden chat but I have to share this classic. It's possibly one of the funniest troon related stories I've ever seen and demonstrates the difference between MtF and FtM when it comes to accessing spaces not meant for them.

In almost universal cases neither gay men nor lesbian women want to be with a troon of any type. It's just that creepy incel troons are celebrated when they shit on lesbians and tell them they need to suck girldick, sorry - I mean cuddle. Gay dudes don't give a fuck and won't tolerate it lol.

95% of these profiles are pathetic outside of being a troon. Yeah, everyone dreams of dating a 35 year old whose only interests are staying at home watching anime, gaming and smoking weed.

 

[smegma enthusiast]

For all the dykes and real women here, I just thought of a troon-tip that won't get you banned from dating sites.
Just say that you're not into tall girls, 5' 7" or above. It will filter out 95% of the troons since they're all fucking giants.
Unfortunately you'll miss out on your death by snu snu but this is today's reality.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Just say that you're not into tall girls, 5' 7" or above.

Unfortunately you'll miss out on your death by snu snu

You also could make it more specific so that not all tall women get excluded just to avoid disgusting men-beasts in dresses. You need to include something that's typical for troons.

I also like tall women

...except the ones who get euphoria from wearing dresses
...but not if they are into anime & video games
...but not the ones who change their birth name
etc.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

For all the dykes and real women here, I just thought of a troon-tip that won't get you banned from dating sites.
Just say that you're not into tall girls, 5' 7" or above. It will filter out 95% of the troons since they're all fucking giants.
Unfortunately you'll miss out on your death by snu snu but this is today's reality.

And, since you're a woman, you won't get banned for putting that kind of stuff in your profile, so it's a win-win!

 

[Atomic Age Animal]

And, since you're a woman, you won't get banned for putting that kind of stuff in your profile, so it's a win-win!

It's a funny idea (and I don't mean to step on the joke by dissecting it) but even if you take the troons out of the equation I'm pretty sure anything that smacks of BoDy-ShAmInG even the most minute physical feature of another woman would get tsk-tsked by a group of women.

 

[Constellationzero]

For all the dykes and real women here, I just thought of a troon-tip that won't get you banned from dating sites.
Just say that you're not into tall girls, 5' 7" or above. It will filter out 95% of the troons since they're all fucking giants.
Unfortunately you'll miss out on your death by snu snu but this is today's reality.

Thank God I'm married to my 6'0" snu snu.

But seriously: I really feel for unattached lesbians these days. Besides the ass ugly, no job having losers, morbidly obese pachyderms like Hambutt, and Chris Farley looking butch femcels, the dating prospects for real lesbians are...GRIM, at best.

 

[Delaited]

And, since you're a woman, you won't get banned for putting that kind of stuff in your profile, so it's a win-win!

Once upon a time, when I thought I wanted to date men, I put that I was looking for men 5' 9" or under. For whatever reason, some brain switch wasn't flipped in my head and tall men freaked me out and were absolutely unattractive to me.

holy shit i got so many angry tall men messaging me on hinge

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

holy shit i got so many angry tall men messaging me on hinge

Tallcels btfo

 

[Carl Smallwang]

You also could make it more specific so that not all tall women get excluded just to avoid disgusting men-beasts in dresses. You need to include something that's typical for troons.

I also like tall women

...except the ones who get euphoria from wearing dresses
...but not if they are into anime & video games
...but not the ones who change their birth name
etc.

Being a troon and liking anime is mutually exclusive. You get 'em all with that one.