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Kevin forehead update:
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It's even more Drew Carey-esque.
 
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Boris Blank's glass eye said:
He was specifically banned from calling his parents while in school. He definitely was an insufferable prick.
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Maybe, but really he was just being a little snot that all children tend to be at that age. Most of us even if he still have child at heart like tendencies tend to at least grow out of that sort of behavior .


Rather than grow out of it he grew into it.
 
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Humbert Humbert said:
Unfortunately, I have no time to be writing those updates or checking in on this thread as much as I used to, but when life permits it, I will! I miss making horrifying PNGs most of all But in the meantime, here’s a couple random tweets:
Kevin ranting about the design of Sonic characters [A]
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Apparently Neck isn’t feeling too great. [1], [2]
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Wtf neck, a packet of crackers lasts me months. You’re not supposed to eat em in one
 
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AfghanBlue said:
Who snap into interspecies carnivorous frenzy first
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Alpacas certainly. Troons are an evolutionary dead end.

No other species deliberately make themselves incapable of bearing or siring young.
The fish who change sex do so in order to make sure there is the next generation!

Coupled with the unbelievably high suicide rate quoted by Troons themselves, they clearly lack a self-preservation instinct.
 
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Meiwaku said:
It just occured to me, Kevin is going to be without weed for like a whole week+. He has CHRONIC anxiety and smokes like a chimney to quell it. He will be absolutely mc fucking losing it.
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Good, good. More milk tard cum for us then. Hopefully from both parties, followed by a sad announcement of a sad break-up.
 
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It just occured to me, Kevin is going to be without weed for like a whole week+. He has CHRONIC anxiety and smokes like a chimney to quell it. He will be absolutely mc fucking losing it.
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It should not be too hard to find some in North London.

The problem he will find though is the difference in Quality.

London Weed is normally shite, like the coke. Since I moved out to the frozen north, while stuff takes longer to find, it is normally better quality and value for the price, due to less demand, and generally speaking, fewer rungs on the ladder.
I can only imagine in Colorado, with it being basically legal, it's a well cared for product.

London drugs go through all sorts of grimy paws, so unless you have a really good hook up or know some hippies who live and grow in a small village with a tame bobby, most of what is to be had is a flash grown skunk, crap soap bar or squidgy, seedy floor sweepings and for class A, heavily cut lottery ticket wrapped coke, and something that is only just considered heroin.

Pills are good there though. The chemists take their time with those.

Oh, and I should add. Unless his alleged girlfriend has a connection, or at least some semi hard mates, Kev will get skanked the first time, and probably the second or third time.

It will be hilarious if he admits to the internet at large he paid 50 squids for a bag of pizza herbs or an oxo cube.
 
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It should not be too hard to find some in North London.

The problem he will find though is the difference in Quality.

London Weed is normally shite, like the coke. Since I moved out to the frozen north, while stuff takes longer to find, it is normally better quality and value for the price, due to less demand, and generally speaking, fewer rungs on the ladder.
I can only imagine in Colorado, with it being basically legal, it's a well cared for product.

London drugs go through all sorts of grimy paws, so unless you have a really good hook up or know some hippies who live and grow in a small village with a tame bobby, most of what is to be had is a flash grown skunk, crap soap bar or squidgy, seedy floor sweepings and for class A, heavily cut lottery ticket wrapped coke, and something that is only just considered heroin.

Pills are good there though. The chemists take their time with those.

Oh, and I should add. Unless his alleged girlfriend has a connection, or at least some semi hard mates, Kev will get skanked the first time, and probably the second or third time.

It will be hilarious if he admits to the internet at large he paid 50 squids for a bag of pizza herbs or an oxo cube.
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Weed isn’t just “basically” legal in Colorado, it IS legal, and you’re right, the quality there is unlike any other state’s I’ve tried. Even in my bullshit-ass illegal Republitard home state, you can find really good quality flower grown and brought in from California or Colorado for a decent price if you know where to look. It’s strong stuff. If finding weed in the UK is anything like finding it in Mexico (as far as being foreign goes), you’re gonna have to live with shittier quality if you can even track it down at all. And in order to find and buy any drug in an illegal-status country, you have to be affable and not come off as a massive sped so no one thinks you’re gonna get them busted. Considering he never leaves the house and his last interaction with a human was “it’s ma’am”-ing a Salvation Army worker last Christmas, he’s going to have to go without.
 
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chumber buffett said:
Weed isn’t just “basically” legal in Colorado, it IS legal, and you’re right, the quality there is unlike any other state’s I’ve tried. Even in my bullshit-ass illegal Republitard home state, you can find really good quality flower grown and brought in from California or Colorado for a decent price if you know where to look. It’s strong stuff. If finding weed in the UK is anything like finding it in Mexico (as far as being foreign goes), you’re gonna have to live with shittier quality if you can even track it down at all. And in order to find and buy any drug in an illegal-status country, you have to be affable and not come off as a massive sped so no one thinks you’re gonna get them busted. Considering he never leaves the house and his last interaction with a human was “it’s ma’am”-ing a Salvation Army worker last Christmas, he’s going to have to go without.
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It's not impossible to find some kids selling on the street to whoever asks, but you have to be the kind of person who is able to go into a crime-ridden low-income area, and not stick out like a sore thumb.
As I say, if this "girlfriend" has a contact, it will probably be ok for Kev, if they are the sort who will pop over for a cup of tea, and drop it off.
But mostly you have to go see them.
If I understand it, this "girlfriend" still lives with his mum, so if she is not "cool" then a visit from a local chav kid is probably not an option.
Kevin is unlikely to want to visit some total stranger.
If the "girlfriend" has a couple of mates who are known enough in some nearby "colorful" area, to not get robbed and beaten, then buying from some "gully Roadmen", is Kev's best bet in the circumstances, but he will have to wear a hat and coat and try not to look like a massive transvestite.

Some people pick up in pubs, but I would say that is the best way to get sold at best crap gear or outright skanked. It also often leads to getting mugged on the way back to the hotel by out-of-towners.

Then again, he could be unbelievably lucky and chance on a pub that just lets people smoke in the garden. They are rare, but they do exist. Sometimes they are tolerated for years because the local pigs think it is better to keep the hippies and mostly harmless weed smokers where they can bust them at a moment's notice if needs be.
But these are very very rare, I only ever found two, across 7 or 8 cities/boroughs. One of them closed because the landlord and landlady retired.
 
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