Trashfire The Lolcow Uprising - Baked Alaska, Ethan Ralph, and Nick Fuentes declare war on Jim/Metokur and other drama channels.

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Sammich said:
If they kick/mute/play fucking games with him he should just go on the kino casino and rip on nick like they did ralph.
Nick can't possibly come out a winner in this, it's crazy that nick would go after jim to start with, he shouldn't have engaged with him at all.
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Nick knows no one outside of the groypers are going to be persuaded to his side. This is to help rally the troops. What's left of them, anyway. All Nick has to do is cause a commotion, get everybody worked up, and his catboy retards will send superchats to say "Yeah, fuck mr Medicare."
 
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JuliusBranson said:
He's literally not gay you guys just say that because one optics mistake and the fact that he tells you to stop watching porn and to stop simping on onlyfans
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Is this the Twitter of the "man" he cohabitates with? What could someone so "optics oriented" mean by appearing so flamingly homosexual?
 
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If anyone remembers Nick, Beardson, Baked and others ganging up on Jim Goad on Luke Ford’s stream years ago (which was fucking hilarious), I think Nick thinks it will go down like that with Metokur.

Big difference: Jim Goad is a massive, geriatric lolcow who was literally flexing at them, boasting about all the “primo pussy” he gets, and crying about his co-host not being allowed on to fight his battles for him. He was deeply invested in the stream and was almost in tears over the pounding he took. Jim Augustine couldn’t be more different and isn’t going to disgrace himself the way Goad did.
 
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Even though he said he didn't care. Nick goes on a 20 min rant about jim, PRAISING ralph and saying that its ok to dmca people because you got swatted. And the chat, like the real human beings they are, just gobble it up and accept this new talking point without a second thought. But the funniest part is how ralph is in the chat saying he's the real deal even though this fat fuck waddles away if you say anything negative to him

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John Andrews Stan said:
Serious question: Is Nick Fuentes literally retarded? No one with half a brain would throw in his lot with Ralph over any other carbon-based organism, let alone Metokur.
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It's the same reason he's stood by Baked, some selectively applied sense of loyalty. The same thing happened a couple of years ago when Baked was doing degenerate shit and the whole Warski/Baked saga happened. I think he just assumes everything people try and tell him about Ralph is a slanderous lie
 
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Serious question: Is Nick Fuentes literally retarded? No one with half a brain would throw in his lot with Ralph over any other carbon-based organism, let alone Metokur.
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Yeah, but who else does Nick have at this point?
 
Based on the public information available on both of them, there is no way for Fuentes to "win". I'm surprised he would even do this. He's definitely counting on the chat and others on stream dogpiling, talking over him and acting like faggots then declaring himself the winner. Nothing Jim has done even compares to the Catboy and "They would have grown up to fuck niggers anyway" moments.

Fuentes will declare he won no matter what and the chat and the rest of the people on the call will do their best to further that narrative.
 
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I think what happened is either Nick saw or Ralph told him how Jim felted Ralph with kid gloves. Let's be honest, Jim has and continues to avoid certain topics in relation to Ralph. Topics that Ralph literally cannot legally respond to but Jim for whatever reason chooses not to delve too deeply into. Nick must be under the impression that all of the fag catboy shit is gonna be off the table cause it's below the belt. But I think he's gonna be in for a rude awakening.
 
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JuliusBranson said:
The point is that fornication is basically the same morally speaking whether it's with a whore or a man. This is just Christian tradition and it's correct.
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I agree with this statement, and I still think Nicky is an annoying little fag whose voice makes me wanna stick a scratch awl into my ear canals.

So Fuentes agrees with my religion. What does that make me, his buddy?
 
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People speculating why he picked Ralph over Metokur. Ralph is very easy to control. Ralph's political opinions were never even close to this a few years ago. He's basically just roleplaying now to join in with the cool club. And by cool club, I mean literally the last group of people still willing to accept him. It's the same reason why Nick randomly backed a retard like Baked. What does Baked bring to AF? Nothing. No one at AF like Baked, he literally gets trolled at AFPAC. Ralph is seen as a joke at AFPAC.

Fuentes has picked people with slight name recognition who are desperate for attention and support. I wouldn't even be able to name a single person in AF or connected to them if it wasn't for Baked or Ralph because they are nothing. They have less political power and force then Channel Awesome. Rooster Teeth sways the future of America more.

So, what do you do when you're a total loser who is just grifting people for money at this point? You bring in the biggest retards you can to draw eyes to you. Like Metokur said, Nick isn't interested in the long haul. He'll sell off Cozy within the next 2 years (maximum) and disappear. Alex Jones might be able to keep limping on with his roleplay because he had two decades to establish himself before the guillotine fell. Nick was barely "That guest on the Killstream" before he had his legs cut out underneath him.

But yeah, this still is going to be a shit show. I see people saying they think we'll get 20 minutes of them chatting, I can't even see that. The second it looks like Fuentes is losing, he'll start bringing in all of his butt buddies, and they'll come sprinting because half of them have been shit on by Metokur. It's like when Destiny was demolishing Soph, Zidane, Gator and Ralph on the Killstream. Ralph unannounced brought in Fuentes, Zoom, CRP and I think at least one more to dog pile Destiny. This is going to go exactly the same.

Metokur should just get on, let it go full shitshow and then pass the chat link to PPP and Warski. Counter dog pile. IBS Apocalypse II: Electric Boogaloo.
 
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Snigger said:
It should be enshrined onto the golden tablets of the internet, don't fuck with daddy Jim. I'm not even saying that in a sycophantic way, I literally mean it's just a terrible fucking idea. Name one person aside from maybe fucking PPP who crossed Jim and didn't get spitroasted.

Edit: I'll throw destiny in here to his credit, little midge fuck did decently.
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Sargon of Swindon took a hit, but managed to bounce back.
 
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