Trashfire The Lolcow Uprising - Baked Alaska, Ethan Ralph, and Nick Fuentes declare war on Jim/Metokur and other drama channels.

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"I-IT'S NO BIG DEAL REALLY" Nick is trying to pre-emptively soften the blow for his inevitable loss against Daddy Gym
That's the impression I got from it too. A lot of passive aggressive shots at the Kino Casino while playing down his animosity towards Jim and even comparing Ethan Ralph to a cockroach, lol.

What a pussy. He goes from implying Metokur is responsible for swatting him to "I have nothing against Metokur personally".

Also, Ralph and Flamenco are going to be involved? That's news to me. It should be 1 v 1 but I guess Nick is too much of a bitch to stand on his own.
 
Here's the rant that nick went on yesterday about jim

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He says that his reason for thinking that Ralph DMCAing people is OK is because Ralph was doxed, and harassed at his live event. Conveniently he forgets to mention that Ralph has also doxes people himself and has harassed others in person too (or at least tried to). This is a pretty large thing to miss as, while Ralph has been doxed for years, Ralph has been doxing people very recently, on Nick's own platform. I remember Nick mentioned something about "thinking about" punishing Ralph in some way for doxing people but it seems Ralph naming his child after Nick's platform helped to smooth that over.

Doxing in general seems strange to be considered the spark for a "war" (Nick's words), because both Nick and Ralph use their real names to broadcast and make zero effort to hide their address so them being doxed is inevitable.
 
Doxing in general seems strange to be considered the spark for a "war" (Nick's words), because both Nick and Ralph use their real names to broadcast and make zero effort to hide their address so them being doxed is inevitable.
yeah what retarded logic is that?
>Not using your face and name is cringe and cowardly, don't take precautions to not get fucked with
>if you dox me it's a war even though I made no effort to hide my identity

This is your brain on litterboxes
 
Ralph and Flamenco are going to be involved?

I hope that Flamenco doesn't show up. He will be an anchor attached to Metokur and will give Ralph and Nick consistent wins. Also he will just take away the entertainment

Metokur against Ralph and Nick would be best, let Nick have to deal with Ralph stumbling over his hypocrisy
 
Why the fuck would Jim even want Flamenco there? More like Fuentes knows he’d be an albatross and help out the Nick First brigade. Jim doesn’t need any help, especially not from fucking Flamenco. If anything, he should have insisted on a neutral platform instead of one of Nick’s eager teabaggers.
 
"Who Cares what he does in his life. It doesn't effect you." Ah yes, the Wendy Wisconsin defense.

As far as his utility defense of Ralph, saying Ralph's platform is nice to have for debates and to vent about drama, he could probably just setup one of his underlings to copy Ralph's formula. He has enough dick riders around someone would take him up on it. Hell I'd almost recommend some of the Cozy people to look into pre-Gunt reveal era Killstreams to get why it had the following it did. Without the fear of censorship, you could effectively recreate that show.
My only response to his statement would be, "Then why do you care if I make fun of him? Hell why does he care?"
 
IMHO the only possible "Win condition" for Nick et all is if they can somehow get under Jim's skin enough to make him sperg out, and I just don't see that happening. If the groypers just constantly holler over Jim to the point he can't say anything, they lose. If they punt him from the call, they lose. If they mute him, they lose. If he gets ralph to wig out, they lose. If he gets Nick to sperg out, they lose.

No matter what, there seems to be a 99% chance of the catboi army looking worse after the call.
 
IMHO the only possible "Win condition" for Nick et all is if they can somehow get under Jim's skin enough to make him sperg out, and I just don't see that happening. If the groypers just constantly holler over Jim to the point he can't say anything, they lose. If they punt him from the call, they lose. If they mute him, they lose. If he gets ralph to wig out, they lose. If he gets Nick to sperg out, they lose.

No matter what, there seems to be a 99% chance of the catboi army looking worse after the call.
This is exactly what Fuentes and friends did to old man Jim Goad on that Luke Ford stream I referenced previously. Goad was sperging from the jump and was humiliated. He did all the work for them. In fact, Goad is still so butthurt by it that he managed to get the stream removed from YouTube. It lives on here and is so worth the watch (Goad arrives at 1:16:20):

 
IMHO the only possible "Win condition" for Nick et all is if they can somehow get under Jim's skin enough to make him sperg out, and I just don't see that happening. If the groypers just constantly holler over Jim to the point he can't say anything, they lose. If they punt him from the call, they lose. If they mute him, they lose. If he gets ralph to wig out, they lose. If he gets Nick to sperg out, they lose.

No matter what, there seems to be a 99% chance of the catboi army looking worse after the call.
Pretty much what I was thinking. Nick and his people are extremely defensive of being "ironybros" because the way they made their names for themselves was tricking people who believe what they say into thinking they were going to have a debate or conversation and then just doing their shouting dogpiles. It was entertaining for people especially if their targets were generally unlikeable but sincere people. Watching someone like Spencer or Goad get dogpiled was very satisfying for people. That doesn't work with Jim though, he's not going in there expecting there to be an honest conversation about anything and Jim doesn't have a reputation of being an unlikeable or stuffy pundit. They're also in the weaker position now of being the unlikeable group of people by comparison.
 
Here's the rant that nick went on yesterday about jim

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This is the first time I watched limp dick Nick for more than a minute or so long clip. I can't believe this low-t limp wristed faggot has any followers. I'm not surprised he's a virgin at 23. He sounds like a 14-year-old and can't grow a moustache. Like literally what in the fuck? This is the face of conservatism in the US in 2022? Jesus christ he's gayer than the fucking trannies. I'm pretty sure my six year old son could kick his ass. If this is the face of the huwhite race in America, the colored folks are going to eat the huwhite race alive.

All that aside, it's pretty funny that Ralph regularly goes on the Killstream and does everything he accuses commentators like Jim of doing.
 
"Win condition"
It's hard to say who wins or loses because perspectives are very biased and people watch with different expectations.

Jim's audience will want to see their e-daddy put Nick Fuentes in the hot seat and make him squirm. That's pretty obvious.

Nick's audience probably expects what he brought to the table to begin with. He attended Con Inc meetings and loaded the audience with funny people who made the confident establishment angry. He told them: "we are young voters and we do not feel represented". He had a venue for civil disobedience to convey this message to the people at the top of the party. This made him look cool, funny, and like he had a game plan. He's lost that spark recently and I'm sure his fans are ravenous for it.

So for him, what Nick would want to do is make Jim look ineffectual and out of touch to Jim's own audience. Draw in all the people from his Twitter who barely know who he is, then deliver a persuasive message of "hey, stop looking at this old guy for answers, because he doesn't have any! See you on Cozy TV!".

For Nick to lose he has to look dumb to his own audience. In this situation I really think that's largely up to how he responds. If I was talking to Nick I would first try to understand what his fucking principles actually are. Because I know what his principles aren't. If he doesn't have any you can just make fun of him for being a flamboyant little wannabe Mussolini. If he does have any you can probably call him a hypocrite because it's hard to imagine his spastic flailing as anything a principled person would do. There's actually a lot I could say off the top of my head to challenge him, but I don't want this post any longer.
 
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Can it end in gay sex, then the party feeling guiltiest engages in a murder/suicide? That's not too much to ask, is it?
 
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how do people write shit like this unironically

going into BATTLE. I have to put on ARMOR just to WALK INTO THIS GOOGLE HANGOUTS. Nick is a Spiritual Warrior!
We're talking about people who believe they're fighting the good fight while they play video games and watch streams, so I'd say this would be as spiritually taxing as an actual battle to them, as gay as it sounds.
 
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