Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

Bonktrash said:
I'm still holding out hope that he's going to get rescued by the Spetsnaz/prison swapped and given a medal

Because the only thing funnier than a cow dying as a result of their suicidal stupidity is a cow getting rewarded for their suicidal stupidity
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What's fair trade value for a CRP? What do you think the Russians would give up to the Ukranians for him?
 
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feral cat #6385 said:
His lack of self-preservation instinct was astounding. Like a cow on the railroad tracks.

Worst part is we don't have a video. For closure....
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Like I said, the ego and sense of survival were fighting it out. Ego won. This is the apparent result.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I can't think of a more apt application of that phrase than this.
 
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Bryan Dunn said:
A video of his beheading supposedly exists. Juan got some serious karma for all his bullshit he spewed if hes CRP. Feelsbadman
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Personally I won't believe it until I see it, those Azov guys have been caught lieing before in this, stuff like they claimed they had killed a Russian general and he was alive on video a week later.
Also a small side note I know you've been convinced Juan is CRP but I've seen Juan type in Russian on here and CRP is definitely too lazy to learn Russian.
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To be fair before this whole Ukraine arc I completely forgot about CRP... but I must say weighing the options I'd much rather want to see CRP posting Blair Witch-esque videos to telegram of him running through the Ukrainian forest attempting avoiding the Azov battalion... than him just being dead. Now don't get me wrong, him winning a Darwin award (although isn't he a deadbeat dad with a bunch of kids all over the place?) would be the expected outcome here, but not the most entertaining.
 
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protec cat said:
King Arthur, once and alway King of the Britons sailed away with ghostly maidens, so perhaps CRP was taken by lewd some bearded muscly Chechens and will some day return to say stuff any one could have said.

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I was going to mention "King asleep under the mountain" legends when talking about his death maybe never being confirmed.

A young ukrainian boy tending pigs searches for a lost swine in a cave near Karkov and finds a sleeping CRP on a great marble throne with his mad scientist hair grown down to his knees. "Is the USD still the international reserve currency?" he asks the boy and when the boy confirms that the US economy still hasn't collapsed Gonzalo replies "Then begone! My time has not yet come."
 
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Null said:
The State Department for Mariupol's provisional government, on behalf of Azov, has sent me this urn containing Coach's remains. It is unknown why he specified that I should receive them here in Shenzhen instead of his wife and children, but that was his final wish.

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You can't keep getting away with it.
 
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I like his fans speculating that the Ukraine government, who has already done three prisoner exchanges with Russia, killed him because it means either he's such an odious person the Ukrainian government said fuck it it's not worth putting up with him even if it means one of our citizens who is a POW gets freed, or that they knew he's so valueless no country would trade shit for him.
 
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Null said:
The State Department for Mariupol's provisional government, on behalf of Azov, has sent me this urn containing Coach's remains. It is unknown why he specified that I should receive them here in Shenzhen instead of his wife and children, but that was his final wish.

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Now that you possess the key ingredient for manufacturing your own red pills, it's time to get in on the multi-vitamin grift.
 
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GunnlaugurSassoon said:
I like his fans speculating that the Ukraine government, who has already done three prisoner exchanges with Russia, killed him because it means either he's such an odious person the Ukrainian government said fuck it it's not worth putting up with him even if it means one of our citizens who is a POW gets freed, or that they knew he's so valueless no country would trade shit for him.
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To be fair, would you take a Gonzalo even if they offered him up as a freebie?
 
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Null said:
The State Department for Mariupol's provisional government, on behalf of Azov, has sent me this urn containing Coach's remains. It is unknown why he specified that I should receive them here in Shenzhen instead of his wife and children, but that was his final wish.

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Here's the rest of the DIY kit. This is your new fund raiser!
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MindYourSeabiscuits said:
Personally I won't believe it until I see it, those Azov guys have been caught lieing before in this, stuff like they claimed they had killed a Russian general and he was alive on video a week later.
Also a small side note I know you've been convinced Juan is CRP but I've seen Juan type in Russian on here and CRP is definitely too lazy to learn Russian.
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Bryan sees ghosts from his past in all of our posts.
Now he will probably accuse you of being Fred Fuchs, pointing towards Juan in an effort to take the spotlight off yourself.

There is nobody coming to spring Coach out of there.
As an American citizen, if Biden didn't give fuck one about 9,000 citizens trapped in Afghanistan then there isn't going to be some daring raid to pull him from the fire.
 
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GunnlaugurSassoon said:
I like his fans speculating that the Ukraine government, who has already done three prisoner exchanges with Russia, killed him because it means either he's such an odious person the Ukrainian government said fuck it it's not worth putting up with him even if it means one of our citizens who is a POW gets freed, or that they knew he's so valueless no country would trade shit for him.
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What most of those tards don't realize is that prisoner exchanges only happen for valuable prisoners. If you have value to the enemy that increases the odds that they'll bid for your release, and if you have value to the captors (information, etc.) that increases the "price" they can charge.

Coach Red Smear has no value to Russia or Ukraine at all, so if the SBU had actually captured him, they'd just execute him over trying to do an exchange.

People going "buuuuuh he's Chilean (American, actually), they can't do that" -- yes they can. He willingly inserted himself into the situation, was not abducted or forced to take a position. He wasn't there at the behest of a government. The local embassy and ambassadors don't have a lot of obligation to get him out. At most they can do is sue for restitution, if they can even figure out how he died. At this point it's easy to chalk it up to the fog of war.
 
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