Snakes Reads A Terrible Book: Manhunt, by Gretchen Felker-Martin - An utter waste of everyone’s time inspired by the Tranny Sideshows thread and its new favorite author

[Brenda Tits]

I have Audible credits to use up and I'm wondering if I should have a go. I am loathe to give money to this ludicrous tranny but, at the same time, I am desperate to see how it could possibly be read aloud by anyone. The terrible similes alone might be worth it.

 

[Niggaplease]

I have Audible credits to use up and I'm wondering if I should have a go. I am loathe to give money to this ludicrous tranny but, at the same time, I am desperate to see how it could possibly be read aloud by anyone. The terrible similes alone might be worth it.

don't heres a link to the audio book on youtube, don't give money to the blood thristy tranny,,

also anyone good at archiving please archive

 

[umami's milk]

don't heres a link to the audio book on youtube, don't give money to the blood thristy tranny,,

also anyone good at archiving please archive

Oh wow and in a totally fag-like voice as well. So womanly.

 

[Niggaplease]

Oh wow and in a totally fag-like voice as well. So womanly.

yeah its funnier to listen to it then to read the text itself keeps things amusing.
THERE JUST TRUE AND HONEST WAHMAIN FIGHTING FOR THEIR LIVES

 

[lady stoneheart]

I have been thinking about this and still can't figure out how eating testicles gives the trannies estrogen. I finally settled on 'nope' because if testicles actually had estrogen trannies, in real life, would be eating each others at their sleepover parties.

i haven’t even taken a stab at reading this book and also i am not a scientifically-minded person (lit film and music are my autist obsessions) but i’m stuck on this too. if trannies want to eat organs that produce feminizing hormones you‘d think they would go for ovaries, since the author tranny doesn’t even consider that hormones are produced in other places such as various glands in the body. aren’t trannies sometimes desperate to get orchiectomies to lower their t? i’m genuinely extremely confused at the thought process here

edit: or why don’t they just become cowboys and drink pregnant horse piss. that would also fit right in with their probable furry and adbl kinks.

 

[Niggaplease]

i haven’t even taken a stab at reading this book and also i am not a scientifically-minded person (lit film and music are my autist obsessions) but i’m stuck on this too. if trannies want to eat organs that produce feminizing hormones you‘d think they would go for ovaries, since the author tranny doesn’t even consider that hormones are produced in other places such as various glands in the body. aren’t trannies sometimes desperate to get orchiectomies to lower their t? i’m genuinely extremely confused at the thought process here

edit: or why don’t they just become cowboys and drink pregnant horse piss. that would also fit right in with their probable furry and adbl kinks.

well I guess I can see it as the authors subconscious desire to remove their own balls, and cannibalizing it can be seen as an act of defiance against their own nature. the troons literally cut the balls of the infected to eat them, the author said this book was inspired by their fear of going back to masculinity, so it could be a symbolic act.
but on a biological and zombie sperg stand point, it doesn't make sense, I am assuming t. rex is a virus, these men who succumbed to the illness is infected by the virus, your balls is most if not all where you produce testarone, it doesn't make sense on level to risk infection yourself to eat a body part from an infected person, and testarone is probably still in the balls.

 

[umami's milk]

Estrogen in men is actually stored in high quantities in the testis.

Congratulations, tranny. You actually did your homework this time.

the rete testis in question:

I think the major problem is that they're eating the whole thing, which is straight-up counter-intuitive. Any estrogen that could've been extracted is overshadowed tenfold by every other hormone in there.

 

[Niggaplease]

Estrogen in men is actually stored in high quantities in the testis.
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Congratulations, tranny. You actually did your homework this time.

still it doesnt make sense that the author said phyto estrogens can work and risk infection by cannibalizing zombie balls.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

If goonfiction were a Pokémon, this is what it would evolve into.

I look forward to snippets of this being overlaid over the arrest report and Twitter meltdown of the author within the next five years.

 

[umami's milk]

still it doesnt make sense that the author said phyto estrogens can work and risk infection by cannibalizing zombie balls.

well that's because he's stupid. or desperate. or both. Like many others in the thread have pointed out, very little planning went into writing this ... thing. It just seems to me that the author wrote the book start-to-finish no looking back. So obviously the world-building has little to no solid foundation.

 

[Peaches Demure]

I just wanted to say you're doing the Lawd's work and I very much hope that you continue with your commentary.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

So black cohosh. I found this article on the use of it for men. It's Livestrong, which is eh, but the information Seems fine.

https://www.livestrong.com/article/395173-effects-on-men-taking-black-cohosh/

Spoiler: Estrogen effcts

Estrogen-Like Effects

According to "Medical Herbalism," black cohosh has been shown to display estrogen-like effects in some studies, such as vasomotor relaxation in menopausal women, but other studies have demonstrated no estrogenic effects. According to a study published in a 2003 issue of the "Journal of Agriculture and Food Chemistry," the researchers believe that some of the physiological effects of black cohosh may be due to compounds that bind and activate serotonin receptors, which are responsible for enhanced mood and general relaxation. If compounds in black cohosh do not strongly mimic estrogen, then that would be good news for men, as other phytoestrogens found in plants can reduce male libido, decrease energy levels and contribute to male breast enlargement, or gynecomastia. On the other hand, male-pattern baldness, which is often hormone related, might be combated by the estrogen effects.

Spoiler: other side effects

Other Side Effects

In addition to possible side effects arising from hormonal imbalance, black cohosh can cause other side effects in both genders, such as stomach discomfort, nausea, diarrhea, headaches, dizziness, seizures, weight gain, reduced heart rate and possible liver toxicity, as cited in "PDR Guide to Drug Interactions, Side Effects, and Indications." Naturally, all symptoms depend on dosage. Consulting a health professional before embarking on an herbal supplement regimen is always recommended.

Doesn't sound like something that's a great substitute for whatever they think it is. Plus, I wonder where they are getting it? How long has it been since t-day? Are these trannies growing it in their yards? How did they learn about it, I assume the internet went down, so no more r/tranny. Where did they get the seeds, if they're growing it? How do they know how much to take?

Maybe I'm being autistic, but details like that make post-apocalyptic stories fun for me. Anyone can throw out random things in a story, but worlds are built on details. Readers like details, when they're done right.

More. More. More.

 

[Niggaplease]

well that's because he's stupid. or desperate. or both. Like many others in the thread have pointed out, very little planning went into writing this ... thing. It just seems to me that the author wrote the book start-to-finish no looking back. So obviously the world-building has little to no solid foundation.

yeah the no world building bit kind of annoys me, its like the author wants me to be pissed at them.
like if the mere consumption of estrogen via food was enough I didn't see why the military just pump cows and chickens full of estrogen and leave it for the feral man to reverse the pandemic. the zombies need to eat and drink right? the way the author written the story the zombies shouldn't have lasted for three years, a year max, because things like illness and exposure to the elements should've killed them with in one year.
I also have a huge issue that the author only penned one faction of people willing to shoot troons on sight, you see when society breaks down things like politeness and morality take a back burner to other things like surviving, I don't believe it would just be the terfs who kill trannies on sight, probably anyone who has something to lose. I love you kiwis but if we were in a zombie apocalypse, and you niggas doxxed my cabin in the woods and my farming settlement I would shoot on site to protect my potato's and use you as fertilizer.

 

[capsaicin]

I also have a huge issue that the author only penned one faction of people willing to shoot troons on sight

Right? They're extremely visible time bombs. Bye.

 

[Peaches Demure]

I already hate myself for reading the first 3 chapters of this rancid pork-infused bath bomb, but since I did I thought I might as well contribute.

So I decided to list all the occasions in the narrative when Grootchen refers to either of the main characters as a "girl". Not a woman, but a girl specifically.

There might be more examples of this, but this is just three chapters in and he keeps doing it over and over.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Wouldn't there also be people trying to reverse this? Like, feminists talk a big game about female seperatism and all, but men are kind of important to keep the species going.

I get that after a disaster like this your science community is devastated, but biology/chemistry is the only part of STEM with a large number of women in it. Surely there's labs out there looking for a way to bring the men back?

Or the labs could offer pre-op/testicled trannies a safe place to live in exchange for horse piss, because, guess what? They can still carry on the species. That would have been a whole different type of horror: slavery and forced breeding, and humiliation, and all kinds of psychological horror, and for the evil terfs aspect, they could have had the terfs trying to take out the facility.

Honestly, that sounds more plausible as a realistic plot for after a disaster like this. But, women are typically more practical, so it makes sense a woman would come up with a better plot. If I wasn't such a lazy fuck I'd write this.

 

[chickenTendiemerchant]

Wouldn't there also be people trying to reverse this? Like, feminists talk a big game about female seperatism and all, but men are kind of important to keep the species going.

I get that after a disaster like this your science community is devastated, but biology/chemistry is the only part of STEM with a large number of women in it. Surely there's labs out there looking for a way to bring the men back?

Or the labs could offer pre-op/testicled trannies a safe place to live in exchange for horse piss, because, guess what? They can still carry on the species. That would have been a whole different type of horror: slavery and forced breeding, and humiliation, and all kinds of psychological horror, and for the evil terfs aspect, they could have had the terfs trying to take out the facility.

Honestly, that sounds more plausible as a realistic plot for after a disaster like this. But, women are typically more practical, so it makes sense a woman would come up with a better plot. If I wasn't such a lazy fuck I'd write this.

Congratulations, if you read this book your question will be answered with: one affluent woman who runs a bunker kept her husband/boyfriend after he turned, and there's a wonderful scene of a fat woman wearing thick gloves stroking his BARBED penis while sedated so that she can collect his thick, yellowed ejaculate! Hooray!

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Congratulations, if you read this book your question will be answered with: one affluent woman who runs a bunker kept her husband/boyfriend after he turned, and there's a wonderful scene of a fat woman wearing thick gloves stroking his BARBED penis while sedated so that she can collect his thick, yellowed ejaculate! Hooray!

Lame. My idea would be much more fun as far as horror goes. It would be very easy to create a sympathetic character in a world where they're locked up like cattle for breeding and experimental purposes. You could still have tons of gross sex. The women are definitely the bad guys, so plenty of opportunity for causal misogyny.

The book could end by a battle between the scientists and the trans men, with the trans men overthrowing the stupid cissies and taking over the lab. Turns out trans man leader of the group Knows Things about t-day (it was done on purpose so they could capture and torture trans women - the cissies want them dead after all) and was fired because of it, manages to start the process of putting things right - with trannies in positions of power across the globe to make sure This Never Happens Again.

I would read the fuck out of that book.

 

[umami's milk]

I would read the fuck out of that book.

I think you should write it. Then tell us about it so we can make a thread for it.

 

[chickenTendiemerchant]

Lame. My idea would be much more fun as far as horror goes. It would be very easy to create a sympathetic character in a world where they're locked up like cattle for breeding and experimental purposes. You could still have tons of gross sex. The women are definitely the bad guys, so plenty of opportunity for causal misogyny.

The book could end by a battle between the scientists and the trans men, with the trans men overthrowing the stupid cissies and taking over the lab. Turns out trans man leader of the group Knows Things about t-day (it was done on purpose so they could capture and torture trans women - the cissies want them dead after all) and was fired because of it, manages to start the process of putting things right - with trannies in positions of power across the globe to make sure This Never Happens Again.

I would read the fuck out of that book.

You're asking too much of this writer, that would be way too difficult for him to write. Shit, even playing the sympathy angle--that the men in this world were once loved and loved others--would be a better B-plot than "I hate my own penis so much that I have to write about them being mutilated and producing literal poison."