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Metokur fans never cease to baffle me. Not being able to see the face of the guy you're worshipping? That shit's for Muslims
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Trashfire The Lolcow Uprising - Baked Alaska, Ethan Ralph, and Nick Fuentes declare war on Jim/Metokur and other drama channels.
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I think Fuentes is going to attempt the biggest gayop of the decade:
>be Nick, gay Jewish (allegedly) mexican child leader of the white race, banned from everything, facing total irrelevance. Realizing you peaked 3 years ago and that you will never be a serious political actor.
>Everyone found out you're gay but you still deny it.
>Feds stole your fortune and force you to become a federal informant, otherwise you go to prison for insighting terrorism.
>Your followers and members of your crew start asking where your streaming platform is - the one you've been apparently working on for years.
>People are starting to realize that you've been lying about building a streaming website and have just been grifting all of their donations.
>Pay an Israeli Mossad agent to develop you a streaming website that sells user data to Israel, posthaste, before people find out you're a lying grifter.
>Become permanently indebted to Israeli Jews despite being a notorious anti-Semite (many such cases).
>Launch your proprietary streaming platform.
>It sucks and nobody watches it.
>Start Botting your views so you look legit.
>People find out.
>Have your gay little conference and literally all of your speakers including the keynote disavow you.
>Get internationally embarrassed by Louis Theroux and look like a massive faggot.
>"Durr actually looking retarded on TV is based!"
>Start hemorrhaging money because your expensive streaming website doesn't generate revenue and your teenaged paypigs have been milked dry.
>Attempt to remedy this by oversaturating your already oversaturated roster of random retards so that they have to split donos from 83 viewers between like 20 people.
>A fat lesbian and literal retard start a commentary stream on YouTube and immediately get 10x the views and donos that you do while making fun of you and calling you gay.
>Cope, seethe and dilate about it.
>Go into a massive depression and start scheming with you ballwashers on Discord
>"We must make them pay. How do we get their channel taken down?"
>Spam report DMCA claim.
>It's not very effective.
>"Okay team, we need to figure out a way to shut down Kino Casino, steal their viewership and rally the troops under a righteous cause. Any ideas?"
>One of your retards gets swatted because they're a retard.
>
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>All of a sudden, you and all of your buddies get swatted at the exact same time despite being a dissident streamers for years with many enemies and you just happen to know that Metokur, PPP and Warski - the people you're openly trying to take down -personally called in the SWAT. Conveniently, this only benefits you and your cause by generating views and interest while simultaneously giving you a casus belli to immediately declare "war" (unironically)
>Wtf y u swat me???
>"I didn't."
>Wow that's exactly what a swatter would say. Come to my website with your 12,000 live viewers and debate me please. Please. Please debate me. On my shitty website.
>"Okay"
>Great! But I'm only available...on Friday night... at 9:30 PM... Precisely when my mortal enemies at Kino Casino are streaming... It's the only time I'm available okay?
>"Whatever".
>MUHAHAHAHA
>Fast forward to debate night
>Jim: "and thus concludes my opening statement."
>Michael: "okay Nick, you're next..."
>Okay well first of all, thank you for bei- oh my! A knock on the door? Who on earth could that be at this hour!
OH NOoOOOO I'm BEING SWATTED LIVE ON THE BIG DEBATE NIGHT. THIS IS SO CRAZY AND CLEARLY PPP AND WARSKI AND METOKUR PLANNED THIS!!! WTF
>Everyone believes me, realizing that Kino Casino are meanie pants, they all sign up for Cozy dot TV, unsub from Dakka Dakka and Metokur dies of cancer.
>AF is restored and enters a new Golden Age!
>be Nick, gay Jewish (allegedly) mexican child leader of the white race, banned from everything, facing total irrelevance. Realizing you peaked 3 years ago and that you will never be a serious political actor.
>Everyone found out you're gay but you still deny it.
>Feds stole your fortune and force you to become a federal informant, otherwise you go to prison for insighting terrorism.
>Your followers and members of your crew start asking where your streaming platform is - the one you've been apparently working on for years.
>People are starting to realize that you've been lying about building a streaming website and have just been grifting all of their donations.
>Pay an Israeli Mossad agent to develop you a streaming website that sells user data to Israel, posthaste, before people find out you're a lying grifter.
>Become permanently indebted to Israeli Jews despite being a notorious anti-Semite (many such cases).
>Launch your proprietary streaming platform.
>It sucks and nobody watches it.
>Start Botting your views so you look legit.
>People find out.
>Have your gay little conference and literally all of your speakers including the keynote disavow you.
>Get internationally embarrassed by Louis Theroux and look like a massive faggot.
>"Durr actually looking retarded on TV is based!"
>Start hemorrhaging money because your expensive streaming website doesn't generate revenue and your teenaged paypigs have been milked dry.
>Attempt to remedy this by oversaturating your already oversaturated roster of random retards so that they have to split donos from 83 viewers between like 20 people.
>A fat lesbian and literal retard start a commentary stream on YouTube and immediately get 10x the views and donos that you do while making fun of you and calling you gay.
>Cope, seethe and dilate about it.
>Go into a massive depression and start scheming with you ballwashers on Discord
>"We must make them pay. How do we get their channel taken down?"
>Spam report DMCA claim.
>It's not very effective.
>"Okay team, we need to figure out a way to shut down Kino Casino, steal their viewership and rally the troops under a righteous cause. Any ideas?"
>One of your retards gets swatted because they're a retard.
>
.gif>All of a sudden, you and all of your buddies get swatted at the exact same time despite being a dissident streamers for years with many enemies and you just happen to know that Metokur, PPP and Warski - the people you're openly trying to take down -personally called in the SWAT. Conveniently, this only benefits you and your cause by generating views and interest while simultaneously giving you a casus belli to immediately declare "war" (unironically)
>Wtf y u swat me???
>"I didn't."
>Wow that's exactly what a swatter would say. Come to my website with your 12,000 live viewers and debate me please. Please. Please debate me. On my shitty website.
>"Okay"
>Great! But I'm only available...on Friday night... at 9:30 PM... Precisely when my mortal enemies at Kino Casino are streaming... It's the only time I'm available okay?
>"Whatever".
>MUHAHAHAHA
>Fast forward to debate night
>Jim: "and thus concludes my opening statement."
>Michael: "okay Nick, you're next..."
>Okay well first of all, thank you for bei- oh my! A knock on the door? Who on earth could that be at this hour!
OH NOoOOOO I'm BEING SWATTED LIVE ON THE BIG DEBATE NIGHT. THIS IS SO CRAZY AND CLEARLY PPP AND WARSKI AND METOKUR PLANNED THIS!!! WTF>Everyone believes me, realizing that Kino Casino are meanie pants, they all sign up for Cozy dot TV, unsub from Dakka Dakka and Metokur dies of cancer.
>AF is restored and enters a new Golden Age!
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I doubt Jim would give enough of a shit to want to promote cozy, but I could see Nick going full retard just to get Jim on his site. Is Nick even known as a flaggot or is he just making shit up?
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These are the kind of people that watch Ralph and Fuentes shows.
Not A. Yankee
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I'll stop liking cancerman when he stops being funny. Simple as.
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I've heard people mention that multiple times but never found it, is there a link to a replay of the debate?
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Imagine being one of the simps who gives him money and hangs on his every word when he doesn't even respect them enough to let them know what he looks like. Many such cases!
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Not A. Yankee
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imagine still being a nicksucker. Show us your catboy ears, faggot.
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“devolved”
Non-faggot based right-wingers exist, but none of them would befriend the likes of Ethan Ralph (an Obama voting pussy who thirsts for nigger gash) or Nick Fuentes (literally gay Mexican).
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Superb, guarantee he has KF on one monitor and this on the other.
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This basically confirms it's Ralph, he's got KF open on one monitor and /pol/ on the other. Probably has the kino casino on his phone
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Imagine thinking 99% of the people who like to watch cancerman make people cry actually gave him money.
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Anyone against 2 in a stream is never a good idea. The odds are stacked and the appearance can be due to a double team that you are being beaten when really you are just being hit with a lot of "nothing".
Ralph will (as usual), come screaming, ranting and cutting off fresh out of the gates but as the drugs and alcohol sink in, Jim gains the upper hand as Nick tries to make cool sounding statements that are simply stupid.
I expect Nick to attempt the "make a sound debate" on points while Ralph tries to steal the limelight from Nick because Ralph knows his voice is much louder and cooler than Nicks.
Jim waits like a panther and pounces making deep cuts with minimal words and keeps his cool. He makes his points, Ralph screams responses and Nick tries to balance it unsuccessfully.
More importantly, Ralph leaves the debate thinking this means his viewership goes up and it doesn't, meaning he gets nothing out of this except a sore ass.
I'll be watching it live, no question there.
I expect it will look something like this as a real titan takes on the 2 dwarfs. My only advice to Nick and the Gunt is:
Ralph will (as usual), come screaming, ranting and cutting off fresh out of the gates but as the drugs and alcohol sink in, Jim gains the upper hand as Nick tries to make cool sounding statements that are simply stupid.
I expect Nick to attempt the "make a sound debate" on points while Ralph tries to steal the limelight from Nick because Ralph knows his voice is much louder and cooler than Nicks.
Jim waits like a panther and pounces making deep cuts with minimal words and keeps his cool. He makes his points, Ralph screams responses and Nick tries to balance it unsuccessfully.
More importantly, Ralph leaves the debate thinking this means his viewership goes up and it doesn't, meaning he gets nothing out of this except a sore ass.
I'll be watching it live, no question there.
I expect it will look something like this as a real titan takes on the 2 dwarfs. My only advice to Nick and the Gunt is:
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Are you seriously using that font for 4chan?
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I only use monospace fonts
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