Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

How well is the war this going for Russia?

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Blyatskrieg

    Votes: 249 10.6%

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐ I ain't afraid of no Ghost of Kiev

    Votes: 278 11.8%

  • ⭐⭐⭐ Competent attack with some upsets

    Votes: 796 33.7%

  • ⭐⭐ Stalemate

    Votes: 659 27.9%

  • ⭐ Ukraine takes back Crimea 2022

    Votes: 378 16.0%
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MrJokerRager said:
Here is an update on the Hohol War effort against the Putler and his Huns and Chechen ammosexuals.

While President Lets go Brandon and his cokehead advisor, also apparently is his son as well but who cares at this point, are working on giving away free shit, I mean hard earned American taxpayer money, to the hohols, the Nigger of the Dnieper has been sent ahead to defeat the Orcs and his barbaric horde of rapists, thieves, liberators and rapists.

Here is he in action, pointing out Kalibr missiles, I guess in a clam and collected manner.

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It's like a Wesley Willis song without the music.

In fact, if you play Wesley Willis music over this, it fits perfectly.

 
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Feline Supremacist said:
She looks like a Flip. What does she do besides taking selfies attempting to look like a thot?
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Saw some older pics on the Insta, and I agree, she does look Flippy, especially without much of the makeup.

You can view more info about Kim here. She's a "specialist" in the US army and is the ambassador of peace in Damascus, Syria. Not sure what she's a specialist in though. Probably in what you said after stating that she was a Flip
 
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naffatune said:
Saw some older pics on the Insta, and I agree, she does look Flippy, especially without much of the makeup.

You can view more info about Kim here. She's a "specialist" in the US army and is the ambassador of peace in Damascus, Syria. Not sure what she's a specialist in though. Probably in what you said after stating that she was a Flip
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Sound like a G-12 in the State Department or DoD doing duty in Kvivy is lonely and is being accommodated. Fort Drum is near the NY-Canadian border and anyone expressing surprise at snow in March there is a bit dimwitted, as even downstate gets snow into April.
 
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Feline Supremacist said:
She looks like a Flip. What does she do besides taking selfies attempting to look like a thot?
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US Army sergeant (E-5), promoted from Specialist 4 (E-4), most likely admin support to US military training team/US military attache's office in Kyiv.

Wouldn't put too much stock in the LinkedIn entry. Says she's been in the military 27 years. I don't think so. Not a West Point cadet. She is ethnic Korean. Garden could be the name of the people who adopted her or possibly her married name.
 
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Feline Supremacist said:
Sound like a G-12 in the State Department or DoD doing duty in Kvivy is lonely and is being accommodated. Fort Drum is near the NY-Canadian border and anyone expressing surprise at snow in March there is a bit dimwitted, as even downstate gets snow into April.
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Not for much longer, at least not in Ukraine; getting made like that on TikTok & DPR/Russia isn't going to earn her any OER points, and I wouldn't be surprised if she's back in Poland or Germany by the end of the week.

I was surprised at how cold Ft. Drum got, it reminded me a lot of Marquette/da UP.
 
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Chinggis Khan said:
Ukraine isn't a nation of laws, it's a nation of mobs (ochlocracy). I imagine whatever Ukrainian state survives this, every bar in every town will be packed with war veterans sniffing out every fighting-age male looking for more potential "Russian infiltrators". Better work on your accent if you ever plan to go back.
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Yet another nonsensical talking point about "mob rule". Are you guys not tired of Gish galloping or do you genuinely believe the shit you're spouting?
 
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JosephStalin said:
US Army sergeant (E-5), promoted from Specialist 4 (E-4), most likely admin support to US military training team/US military attache's office in Kyiv.

Wouldn't put too much stock in the LinkedIn entry. Says she's been in the military 27 years. I don't think so. Not a West Point cadet. She is ethnic Korean. Garden could be the name of the people who adopted her or possibly her married name.
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did you get to work with babes like this in your glowie days, uncle stalin?
 
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Chinggis Khan said:
Ukraine isn't a nation of laws, it's a nation of mobs (ochlocracy). I imagine whatever Ukrainian state survives this, every bar in every town will be packed with war veterans sniffing out every fighting-age male looking for more potential "Russian infiltrators". Better work on your accent if you ever plan to go back.
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What does that make Russia then, the mobs get their marching orders from the security services in both countries. Using hooligans to attack enemies of the state was a common thing in Russia just a few years ago
 
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Here are some news on the Ukraïnian president aiding and abetting anti-Rossiyan extremists.
We are not alking about people who saw Home Alone 2; we are talking about actual tortures and eaths with propaganda being spread. Even mayors are being killed.

The above article links to this list of victims:
 
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The Ultimate Ramotith said:
Here are some news on the Ukraïnian president aiding and abetting anti-Rossiyan extremists.
We are not alking about people who saw Home Alone 2; we are talking about actual tortures and eaths with propaganda being spread. Even mayors are being killed.

The above article links to this list of victims:
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Collaborators and fifth columnists get a noodle, oh no
 
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Elbereth said:
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Just to show how much Putin is fucking up common citizens in Russia:
  1. In 2013 Russian GDP per person hits all time high of 15k USD
  2. Feb 2014 war in Ukraine starts
  3. First sanctions packs are listed (nobody remembers about those, lol)
  4. Despite being unremembered they cause decrease of GDP by 1/3 in one year
  5. That means on average single Russian can buy 1/3 less of goods and services
  6. 8 years after it still hasn't recover
  7. In 2022 sanctions on Russia hit much higher level than 2014
I would not be supprised if GDP for 2023 would be equal to GDP in 2005.
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Russia was making bank off of gas prices in that period between 2010 and 2013, then there was a global downturn in petroleum prices which was reinforced around the 2016-2018 period when Trump asked the Saudi to pump excessively to make the ISIS guerrilla oil sales less effective. The spike in gas prices and corresponding GDP spike directly mirrors the time period where North Africa and the Middle East enter the "Arab Spring" which was, you guessed it, about energy prices, which caused spikes in food prices leading to mass riots. You spaz out about the post 2014 GDP and how "Putin is fucking people" but neglect that he was in office since 1999 and the average GDP per citizen was around 2500-3000 and declining before he arrested the freefall.
 
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Chinggis Khan said:
I genuinely think that if you ever return to Ukraine you will have a high risk of being plastic-wrapped to a tree for our entertainment.
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Well, unfortunately for you, you won't ever know that it was Vince McMahon.

>Yeah, like Vince McMahon, that’s what we are trying to tell him

How am I a collaborator or a fifth columnist?
 
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