Trashfire The Lolcow Uprising - Baked Alaska, Ethan Ralph, and Nick Fuentes declare war on Jim/Metokur and other drama channels.

[beautiful person]

OMG, seriously? This is one of the dumbest call-to-arms I have ever seen, lmao.

If you're going to lead an uprising, maybe don't include someone that gets triggered whenever someone shakes a pill bottle at him?

Ralph is going to be the weak link in this group as well, due to his self-serving narcissism, and will need to be sacrificed to the corn again.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

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Yeah....good luck with that.

 

[Top Skink]

gamergate rise up, time to OWN those feminists
ben shapiro will kickstart the right wing uprising
once trump is elected we'll finally build that wall and take power
charolettesville will unite the right and form the white ethnostate
once we own charlie kirk we'll take our politics to the mainstream once and for all
this pandemic will wake people up to how the white ethnostate is needed
we're gonna stop the steal and keep trump in office
walking around the capitol will save the white race once and for all
this louis thoreaux documentary will kick us back into relevance
the russia invasion will make people realize that white supremacy is based
2022: YEAR OF THE LOLCOW!

 

[Ita Mori]

"Lolcow Uprising" wouldn't look that bad on a shirt tbh...

 

[Tims]

Oh shit the night of the long udders has finally arrived!

 

[TheBest]

We surely messed up this time, boys! Consequences will never be the same!

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

This is just an admission that they knew they weren't going to "optically win" Friday, so they admit defeat and as per usual, being defeated is actually based now.

 

[Shmuel "Sam" Coinsniffer]

Absolutely make "Kill All Farmers" a dono sound

South African tribesmen Groypers
"Kill the Boer, Kill the farmer"

 

[gaystoner]

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

How can they kick over the milking stool if they milk themselves!?

I milk myself too

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I voted "everyone will embarrass themselves".
Metokur can win via doing chemo (is he still on it??) And I predict preemptively the Farms wins by default. Dear Leader can get his obese Eastern European wife this way, right?

 

[NotFatChild]

ITS HAPPENING!
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I trained during my teenage years for this.
*casts frost orb*
*psssh, nothing personell kid...**

 

[RodgerDodger]

You all laugh, but these three will be the founding fathers of a new America. There is no stopping this movement with a couple hundred members.

If Ralph's a faunding father he will once again never be allowed to see the child.

 

[FMW13]

Holy shit. Patty o’ Furniture was right this is the year of the Chudd.

 

[Takodachi]

I wonder if Fuentes is starting to regret every decision he has made so far.

 

[gaystoner]

 

[mike david from redbar]

This whole uprising sounds like a great way to drive people towards Odysee, the #1 competitor of Cozy for the hosting of edgy content. Real smart move, Nick. A+

 

[Oxous]

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It is time. The Kiwi Farmers will surely be defeated now, once and for all.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

I wonder if Fuentes is starting to regret every decision he has made so far.

I press X to doubt. The upcummies he gets from those Telegram stickers are like heroin to him at this point. He can't be wrong.

 

[Happy Fish]

Game over?