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[Corpun]

I have heard of "esoteric Christians" before. I don't know too much about it, but I have witnessed one slapfightng with a bunch of Seventh Day Adventists in the chat of a YouTube video once.

Esoterics in general are a very interesting crowd.

 

[Yaks]

I was looking up Antifa girls that finance their actvism through porn. Then I ran smack dab into witches.

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Every time the sun naturally appears on a partially cloudy day, an internet witch gets her wings.

 

[NoReturn]

Esoterics in general are a very interesting crowd.

I have heard of "esoteric Christians" before. I don't know too much about it, but I have witnessed one slapfightng with a bunch of Seventh Day Adventists in the chat section of a YouTube video once.

Check out the comments. I'll wait here.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

I've never looked at this thread but I've looked at pagan nonsense for a while and I can see patterns before they start.

When Marvel came out with Loki, a bunch of teenagers started worshipping the god Loki. There was also an entire thing with godspouses where basically they said they were married to him. This also led to people saying they were fucking Loki in the astral plane.

So here's the thing: a new Marvel series has come out and there is an Egyptian god named Khonsu. He is a moon god. I can immediately predict that people will start worshipping him on Tiktok. There will probably be godspouse nonsense again. People faking DID will also try to say they worship Khonsu because the superhero has DID.

I swear to god, it's like poetry. You always can hear the meter of good poetry and know what's word is going to go with the rhyme. It's already happening.

This is a someone who worships Loki. They are now looking to worship Khonsu.

 

[Yaks]

I swear to god, it's like poetry. You always can hear the meter of good poetry and know what's word is going to go with the rhyme. It's already happening.
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This is a someone who worships Loki. They are now looking to worship Khonsu.

We're gonna be in big trouble when these people figure out how to look up pantheons themselves instead of going with what is popular or in a movie/tv show.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

We're gonna be in big trouble when these people figure out how to look up pantheons themselves instead of going with what is popular or in a movie/tv show.

I feel like these are the same people that those evangelicals were targeting when the Passion of Christ movie came out. There was this trend of Christian communities trying to convert people right after the movie ended in the theatre

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

We're gonna be in big trouble when these people figure out how to look up pantheons themselves instead of going with what is popular or in a movie/tv show.

I hope they do honestly. It'll be really funny when they start to try to out special each other by worshipping the most obscure deity. Especially when they can't find any actual information on them on the internet.

 

[Protistology]

I hope they do honestly. It'll be really funny when they start to try to out special each other by worshipping the most obscure deity. Especially when they can't find any actual information on them on the internet.

My wife is Ninkasi, the goddess of beer. On our dates, I worship her by getting blackout drunk.

 

[Baloney Face]

"Nordic Pagans" worshiping Loki in the present day is approximately as if some far future types try to revive Christianity (strictly as a fashion statement) by venerating Satan.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

We're gonna be in big trouble when these people figure out how to look up pantheons themselves instead of going with what is popular or in a movie/tv show.

Not possible. Doing research requires a modicum of effort and they're allergic to that.

 

[Shmuel "Sam" Coinsniffer]

Gaius Sallustius Crispus describes materialist interpretations of pagan myth as "the province of mad men". Vargians and other atheist pagans will never recover.

 

[Ona Quest]

 

[Baloney Face]

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That would explain a lot.
What do they have against black people?

 

[NoReturn]

My wife is Ninkasi, the goddess of beer. On our dates,

I worship her by getting blackout drunk.

No, that's how you worship Sekhmet.

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"Feeling helpful, accomplishing nothing."

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

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Walking around in their mothers' underwear. Pissing themselves. Oogling the neighbor's kids. Taking too much or too litlle of their meds. Redditing. Eating their own shit like a dog.

 

[Sarcastic sockpuppet]

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I was wondering why everything was worsening at a brisk pace, and who to blame for covid, the war in Ukraine and inflation. It was folk witches all along, spreading shitty salt and prayers!

 

[The Crow]

I hope they do honestly. It'll be really funny when they start to try to out special each other by worshipping the most obscure deity. Especially when they can't find any actual information on them on the internet.

Yeah, it would be pretty hard to worship and work with a deity who you can't even find any information on. How else would one know what herbs and other earthy items they would need to offer it in order to honor it properly?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Yeah, it would be pretty hard to worship and work with a deity who you can't even find any information on. How else would one know what herbs and other earthy items they would need to offer it in order to honor it properly?

This but unironically, and it's obvious that these people lack the ability to do any actual research beyond basic search engine results and wikis.

 

[Yaks]

Yeah, it would be pretty hard to worship and work with a deity who you can't even find any information on. How else would one know what herbs and other earthy items they would need to offer it in order to honor it properly?

Even worse, you wouldn't know what crystals to buy?!

 

[Ona Quest]