Trashfire The Lolcow Uprising - Baked Alaska, Ethan Ralph, and Nick Fuentes declare war on Jim/Metokur and other drama channels.

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Snickerdoodle said:
nick has been saying he's against free speech and the first amendment since the moment he showed up. he's never been a "free speech activist". hes just an edgy fag

it's never been more explicit than now though that he wasn't just joking around when he said he was against the first amendment. people can see that it wasn't irony, this is how he actually thinks on an ideological level and it shows through his actual real life actions.
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Seriously? I always thought he was a free speech guy. Not that I don't believe you, but can you remember any old examples of it? I'm just kind of shocked that I'm wrong (I'm very desirable to women, and they're always wrong and not sure why I'm saying that)
 
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Ignatius_Reilly said:
A disconjointed union of lolcows led by Tradcath Gunt Emperor are going to war with a collation of drama channels that have made their living documenting their antics. There's a good chance that there will be with crazy characters and side stories in-between. This is going to be the Thirty Years War for the internet.
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The Allies vs. The Entente
 
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soulgains said:
"Did you really think I was gonna debase myself" is something I never expected to hear from the likes of the Gunt lmao
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Did you really think I was gonna debase myself? - The Gunt

I WOULD TELL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS IF I SHIT MYSELF! IN FACT I MIGHT JUST SHIT MYSELF RIGHT NOW, I'D PROBABLY MAKE MORE MONEY SHITTING ALL OVER MYSELF! - Also the Gunt
 
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Exceptionally Exceptional said:
And to think, this all came about because some faceless internet funny man laughed at them.
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The laugh that launched a thousand lolcows.
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And these people only became Notable because GAMERGATE, which was caused by a slut bending over and taking it up the ass for good reviews.

There is a Passage in the Wheel of Time where The main Character considers the events that had to occur for him to be born where he was in order to Fulfill Prophecy.

Imagine all the things that had to happen for us to eventually end up with Jimmy vs Nicky because Nicky has to Gunt-Guard.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
I WOULD TELL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS IF I SHIT MYSELF! IN FACT I MIGHT JUST SHIT MYSELF RIGHT NOW, I'D PROBABLY MAKE MORE MONEY SHITTING ALL OVER MYSELF! - Also the Gunt
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Ralph would never shit himself, no matter how much money this will make him. He's too much of a bitch for that.
 
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Niggaplease said:
is this a lolcow cultural revolution and josh the ancient feudal societies that led to ralphs century of humilation?
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Imagine being the target at a denunciation rally and spending two hours being ranted denounced while carrying a billboard that says "GUNTED".
 
AdamLolz said:
The Corn Harvest was just an appetizer, lads. Lolcow's Burger & Milkshake is about to open.
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Corn on the Cob?

With Grilled Burgers...a Fresh Salad and some made from Scratch Milkshakes?

Sounds like the perfect idea for when the winter weather finally breaks and we have some fine spring days.
 
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The uprising will be crushed

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