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A Jihad lead by Ralph.
I'm not sure whether to laugh or laugh even harder.
I'm not sure whether to laugh or laugh even harder.
Trashfire The Lolcow Uprising - Baked Alaska, Ethan Ralph, and Nick Fuentes declare war on Jim/Metokur and other drama channels.
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I wonder, is there mutual blackmail involved in this bizarre alliance? Is there a tape somewhere of Nick fucking an underage Jewish catboy while Ralph sticks his thumb deep inside Jayden to get a whiff of Nick's sloppy seconds? Could it be? Tell me it ain't true groyper bros!
This has crossed the event horizon of funny into just despairing, how can such disgusting piles of distilled idiocy, narcissism and evil even exist and still have hundreds of sycophants?
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Actually the “thaaaats not truuuu” would work well. I was thinking about Baked crying himself to sleep. Or when he was first on stream with Jim crying about banning “nigger” from his chat. Which he eventually flipped 180 degrees on because why not? Yesterdays principles don’t pay the bills today
Shit I could probably even use the PPP opening rant from last night. That had some choice moments too
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Nah dude. This is pure, crystallized, refined kino. Snort a big ole' line and have some fun!
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I'm done speculating these faggots have a rational reason for their retarded behavior. Dax, Nick, Ralph, ect have proven me wrong time and time again when I try to speculate as to what sort of 5d chess they're playing behind the scenes, the truth is that they're just dumb self destructive retards and the things they do that seem completely retarded on the surface are really just completely retarded.
Ignatius_Reilly
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Emperor Ralph after surviving an assassination attempt under King Flamenco during the Battle of the Bowling Alley (a precursor to the War).
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I can think of a better year of the lolcow, but in the same sense that most of us have been waiting for the year of the Spoony in a "an hero" sense.
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The Lolcow Wars are coming
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My Predictions:
Ethan Ralph flies over to Serbia to own that fuckin' kid diddler JOSH MOOOOOONN. Gets brutally murdered by local flora and fauna for being an antagonistic retard
Baked Alaska attempts Minnesota Gayops and manages toget his shit pushed in after pepper spraying a Somalian in Minneapolis.
Fuentes gets caught under another man and retreats to the -totally-not-gay-named cozy.tv
Lolcows: strength 3, 1 dead, 1 wounded
Kiwi Farms: Steength:0, decisive victory.
Ethan Ralph flies over to Serbia to own that fuckin' kid diddler JOSH MOOOOOONN. Gets brutally murdered by local flora and fauna for being an antagonistic retard
Baked Alaska attempts Minnesota Gayops and manages toget his shit pushed in after pepper spraying a Somalian in Minneapolis.
Fuentes gets caught under another man and retreats to the -totally-not-gay-named cozy.tv
Lolcows: strength 3, 1 dead, 1 wounded
Kiwi Farms: Steength:0, decisive victory.
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Is it possible to OD on Copium? Because the boys look like they might.
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Hmm...lolsuits incoming? Or will this just be a bunch of dumb shitposting about how the farms sucks?
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God shut up Flamenco. Dick has said that he watches all of Daddy Jim streams like all people in this sektur hes a total addict for drama and there is no one better at it then his best pal Ralph.
This is just Fagmenco trying to memory hole that he stayed with Ralph trough 80% of the horrible stuff he did. You knew what he was up to as was Dick.
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fucking glowies who suckk fbi cocks oh no!
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I think they should do it. Lolcows are usually their own worst trolls.
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Im waiting for all them to accuse the others of being pedos, try to cancel, fail and retreat back to their echo chambers of 14 year old wheelchair donos
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Dick is literally retarded, I disavow
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