Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Klokateer636]

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He's already at pink and he's not going back. He can't go back to aqua if he wants to distance himself from being Aquana.

Oh for the love of... he looks like transgender Belle Delphine.

That boy ain't right.

 

[PercyFrancienCaramello]

Would chad chibi quit speedrunning or just be good at it for once?

>1 year later
>Chibi after working out for a year has become Chad Chbi
>Manger at the AT&T he works at
>Finally living in Florida
>Takes the week off, locks himself in his room with his Vaporeon plushie and gets to work
>One month later
>A lone CavemanDCJ sits on a couch, ready to partake in yet another speedrunning event
>Out of nowhere a man twice the size of him sits on the couch, taking up the entire free space that could fit 2-3 other people and still manages to rub against his leg
>He candidly looks up and stares in awe of Chad Chibi, rocking a perfect six pack, wearing his Organisation 13 trench coat and Roxas hair
>His lip begins to quiver
>Emotions of fear and rage fill Caveman's mind. He had not forgotten what he had done to him but he was too afraid to say anything
>Finally Caveman worked up the courage and opened his mouth, just for Chad Chibi to raise his hand
>Caveman flinches
>A few moments later his eyes carefully look back at Chad Chibi, his hand lowered down and now a large shit eating grin has taken over his face
>''I would really prefer if you would be quiet.''
>Cavemans face drops, his mouth gapping open in complete shock
>Chad Chibi quickly gets up and leaves, not before opening up his trench coat to show off his keyblade, that he personally crafted, to Caveman
>As soon as Chad Chibi is out of sight Caveman sits back completely petrified, head covered in sweat and eyes staring off into the distance. They try to tell Caveman to start the speedrun but he is just sitting there, completely stunned
>Just like Chibi during the Tomba 2 speedrun

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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He's already at pink and he's not going back. He can't go back to aqua if he wants to distance himself from being Aquana.

christ, he's fucking his hairs up. dyes and bleaching weaken your hairs

 

[Rhysuu]

Considering the only time in the last year Chibi went to the gym he purchased a smoothie then proceeded to do one mile on the treadmill over the course of 15 minutes before leaving, something tells me that Chad Chibi would take a long time to come out.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Can't wait for him to come back as Chad-Chibi.
All fully jacked and shit, wearing nice normal clothes and gives up speedrunning/kingdom hearts and starts to develop respectable, normal hobbies.

If only...

I said this exact same thing about Spoony after he lost the house and went MIA for months.

Just once I'd like it to happen. Not for the benefit of the cow, I just think it would be very funny.

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

christ, he's fucking his hairs up. dyes and bleaching weaken your hairs

That's an ali express wig, but the point stands. He'll be back with a more obnoxious color than the blue.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

That's an ali express wig, but the point stands. He'll be back with a more obnoxious color than the blue.

chirst, thought his hair was that damaged already. lol it's not good when your hairs look like a wig.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

>1 year later
>Chibi after working out for a year has become Chad Chbi
>Manger at the AT&T he works at
>Finally living in Florida
>Takes the week off week, locks himself in his room with his Vaporeon plushie and gets to work
>One month later
>A lone CavemanDCJ sits on a couch, ready to partake in yet another speedrunning event
>Out of nowhere a man twice the size of him sits on the couch, taking up the entire free space that could fit 2-3 other people and still manages to rub against his leg
>He cannidly looks up and stares in awe of Chad Chibi, rocking a perfect six pack, wearing his Organisation 13 trench coat and Roxas hair
>His lip begins to quiver
>Emotions of fear and rage fill Caveman's mind. He had not forgotten what he had done to him but he was too afraid to say anything
>Finally Caveman worked up the courage and opened his mouth, just for Chad Chibi to raise his hand
>Caveman flinches
>A few moments later his eyes carefully look back at Chad Chibi, his hand lowered down and now a large shit eating grin has taken over his face
>''I would really prefer if you would be quiet.''
>Cavemans face drops, his mouth gapping open in complete shock
>Chad Chibi quickly gets up and leaves, not before opening up his trench coat to show off his keyblade, that he personally crafted, to Caveman
>As soon as Chad Chibi is out of sight Caveman sits back completely petrified, head covered in sweat and eyes staring off into the distance. They try to tell Caveman to start the speedrun but he is just sitting there, completely stunned
>Just like Chibi during the Tomba 2 speedrun

While Chibi is currently hibernating and cooking up the next arc for us to enjoy, the thread is entering the Fantasy Chibi arc. I like this direction.

 

[Homefries]

 

[BLEACHED.COM]

>1 year later
>Chibi after working out for a year has become Chad Chbi
>Manger at the AT&T he works at
>Finally living in Florida
>Takes the week off week, locks himself in his room with his Vaporeon plushie and gets to work
>One month later
>A lone CavemanDCJ sits on a couch, ready to partake in yet another speedrunning event
>Out of nowhere a man twice the size of him sits on the couch, taking up the entire free space that could fit 2-3 other people and still manages to rub against his leg
>He cannidly looks up and stares in awe of Chad Chibi, rocking a perfect six pack, wearing his Organisation 13 trench coat and Roxas hair
>His lip begins to quiver
>Emotions of fear and rage fill Caveman's mind. He had not forgotten what he had done to him but he was too afraid to say anything
>Finally Caveman worked up the courage and opened his mouth, just for Chad Chibi to raise his hand
>Caveman flinches
>A few moments later his eyes carefully look back at Chad Chibi, his hand lowered down and now a large shit eating grin has taken over his face
>''I would really prefer if you would be quiet.''
>Cavemans face drops, his mouth gapping open in complete shock
>Chad Chibi quickly gets up and leaves, not before opening up his trench coat to show off his keyblade, that he personally crafted, to Caveman
>As soon as Chad Chibi is out of sight Caveman sits back completely petrified, head covered in sweat and eyes staring off into the distance. They try to tell Caveman to start the speedrun but he is just sitting there, completely stunned
>Just like Chibi during the Tomba 2 speedrun

Bravo Nolan

 

[Revolved]

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TBF Caveman did have a chick for a while, but it wasn't anything to be proud of. Back in the Sam and Tolki days, there was this camwhore named Nancy who was infamous for basically taking loads from any speedrunner that would say hello to her. Caveman of course publicly declared his love for the GDQ groupie, and she eventually left him. Last I heard she was stripping, but SnT has been gone for a while now so that might not be the case anymore. At least the ass was fat, and it's better than Chibi has ever managed to pull, so good for him I guess. Pic related, it's the camwhore.

Edit: Completely unrelated to the thread, but I'm sure some know of the infamous Goldeneye sperg RWhiteGoose. Apparently he had a shot with Nancy but turned her down when she told him her body count. I've just always found that to be hilarious and I probably won't get another chance to mention it.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

I'm not gonna lie Chibi is starting to remind me a LOT, uncomfortably so, of golden age CWC

Chibi is like 4 years older than CWc at his golden age.

 

[SmugDruggler]

Chibi is like 4 years older than CWc at his golden age.

Age is just a number to Chibi, in more ways than one.

 

[TERF Accountant]

I'm just amazed at how many pages it has been since someone "discovered" for "the first time" that CavemanDCJ's Twatter is now owned by a Troon and therefore CavemanDCJ is definitely, totally a Troon.

FYI, New people: we know about CavemanDCJ's Twatter profile.

 

[Among Us Panic Attack]

Looks like our boy Chibi likes to speed: https://micourt.courts.michigan.gov...H245681-OI-01&tenantKey=D41A-50-0638798-00-00

While not too surprising, what is surprising is I don't recall any mention of this. The only thing I can find on 2/12 (day of the ticket) is that's the day he freaked out over the "Alone on a Saturday night?" joke. Curious if there were any outbursts on Facebook about it.

Not sure why he's taking it to a hearing and not just paying the fine. Isn't he always complaining about his boss not giving him enough time for his magnet therapy? How's a court hearing during work hours going to work out?

 

[Torque Wheeler]

Looks like our boy Chibi likes to speed: https://micourt.courts.michigan.gov...H245681-OI-01&tenantKey=D41A-50-0638798-00-00

While not too surprising, what is surprising is I don't recall any mention of this. The only thing I can find on 2/12 (day of the ticket) is that's the day he freaked out over the "Alone on a Saturday night?" joke. Curious if there were any outbursts on Facebook about it.

Not sure why he's taking it to a hearing and not just paying the fine. Isn't he always complaining about his boss not giving him enough time for his magnet therapy? How's a court hearing during work hours going to work out?

He may not be able to afford the points on his license

 

[Saint Agustin]

TBF Caveman did have a chick for a while, but it wasn't anything to be proud of. Back in the Sam and Tolki days, there was this camwhore named Nancy who was infamous for basically taking loads from any speedrunner that would say hello to her. Caveman of course publicly declared his love for the GDQ groupie, and she eventually left him. Last I heard she was stripping, but SnT has been gone for a while now so that might not be the case anymore. At least the ass was fat, and it's better than Chibi has ever managed to pull, so good for him I guess. Pic related, it's the camwhore.

Edit: Completely unrelated to the thread, but I'm sure some know of the infamous Goldeneye sperg RWhiteGoose. Apparently he had a shot with Nancy but turned her down when she told him her body count. I've just always found that to be hilarious and I probably won't get another chance to mention it.

Rwhitegoose wasn't the nazi guy not even KARL "ADOLF" JOBST wanted to be friends with? Holy shit, Chibi could have gotten some third hand pussy if he weren't such a sped.

Also speaking of speds and spedrunners, did chibi achieved some new world record in the amount of fuckups this year or what? Dude has been on a bender of fuck ups since January.

 

[Alex Yiik]

Edit: Completely unrelated to the thread, but I'm sure some know of the infamous Goldeneye sperg RWhiteGoose. Apparently he had a shot with Nancy but turned her down when she told him her body count. I've just always found that to be hilarious and I probably won't get another chance to mention it.

Based volcel Goose is still kicking on Youtube. He rebranded and gets about a tenth of the views he used to before people found out he distrusts Jews. But that's better than going the Apollo Legend route.

 

[Skullwhalejelly]

I find this picture funny because of the comment. Like when you hear some bad news and people are like "sending hugs and prayers." Carol took a look at Chibi and was like "oh wow so sorry your son turned out the way he did. Hope you get better."

The whole court

 

[BernieGores]

AWhiteGoose

My friends, it just keeps happening. ANOTHER speedrunner has trooned out in spectacular degenerate fashion.

Edit: Completely unrelated to the thread, but I'm sure some know of the infamous Goldeneye sperg RWhiteGoose. Apparently he had a shot with Nancy but turned her down when she told him her body count. I've just always found that to be hilarious and I probably won't get another chance to mention it.

Guy who didn't brush his teeth for 10 years is put off by how many penises have penetrated this woman's vagina? Makes perfect sense to me.