Trashfire The Lolcow Uprising - Baked Alaska, Ethan Ralph, and Nick Fuentes declare war on Jim/Metokur and other drama channels.

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Nick Gars said:
To be fair, Jim has stated him and Jade intended to have children, but they don't know if his cancer-aids is genetic. It hasn't been until recently that his sickness has been so notably severe, but if I recall correctly he was already at beginning stages of the illness by the end of GG. Him not having kids is a really moot point considering he may have had a genetic illness from the very beginning of their relationship.

Now, you can say something about his age and not having kids before, I suppose that is fair, but if his illness is actually hereditary, it's better he didn't.
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If that is the case that really shows how responsible and compassionate both Jim and Jade are. It would be easy for the two to have kids but if Jim's illness is genetic it is understandable why the two wouldn't want to play Russian Roulette with their kids genetics and have them suffer throughout their life and possibly die at an early age. It is a heartbreaking choice to make but also the responsible one.
In contrast to Ralph who shoots out spite babies to own the owner of a gossip forum and his adolescent ex. The mothers who all have mental illness, one is a pedophile, and he is incapable of taking care of himself let alone paying child support for two bastards. Really shows how childish Ralph is in contrast.
 
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I made a bad painting for the uprising. It's the general for the resistance. Those lolcows won't get far.

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Eyes are hard.
 
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RangerBoo said:
If that is the case that really shows how responsible and compassionate both Jim and Jade are. It would be easy for the two to have kids but if Jim's illness is genetic it is understandable why the two wouldn't want to play Russian Roulette with their kids genetics and have them suffer throughout their life and possibly die at an early age. It is a heartbreaking choice to make but also the responsible one.
In contrast to Ralph who shoots out spite babies to own the owner of a gossip forum and his adolescent ex. The mothers who all have mental illness, one is a pedophile, and he is incapable of taking care of himself let alone paying child support for two bastards. Really shows how childish Ralph is in contrast.
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Jim's making the smartest play of all:

Gets to literally mindfuck retards on the internet with shitty and equally spicy dishes

All while collecting obscene amounts of dono's, turns on his stream, tips his hat, and calls it a fair days work for a fair days pay as far as I'm concerned

Happy for the guy since the content is great and hopefully he's got the strong stuff going on and it's just a way for him to further mindfuck ralph when it turns out to be some kind of curable ass cancer variant.

I am still absolutely mindfucked at how ralph couldn't wrap his head around the idea that some cancer patient might be wary of this massive psyop of being anti-mask soley to cull the American populace of people just like him? and ralph to boot?
 
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Sheryl Nome said:
Do you think Nick sold his boyhole to fund the creation of cozy.tv?
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Even those who have nothing, can give their holes

Fuentes is pretty adorable though I'll say that much, the dude is legal, looks a passable twink with a shave , stupid and desperate enough to accept an offer for a cash infusion at the modest price of giving up the stink

At the end of the day, it's only skin right?
 
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RangerBoo said:
If that is the case that really shows how responsible and compassionate both Jim and Jade are. It would be easy for the two to have kids but if Jim's illness is genetic it is understandable why the two wouldn't want to play Russian Roulette with their kids genetics and have them suffer throughout their life and possibly die at an early age. It is a heartbreaking choice to make but also the responsible one.
In contrast to Ralph who shoots out spite babies to own the owner of a gossip forum and his adolescent ex. The mothers who all have mental illness, one is a pedophile, and he is incapable of taking care of himself let alone paying child support for two bastards. Really shows how childish Ralph is in contrast.
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Like PPP said, it's the opening to Idiocracy to a T. Meanwhile Ethan's on Demon Baby #2.
 
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Chaggot and Baked are two of the most retarded people in this sphere. It's understandable that Ralph would associate with Chaggot - he's not the brightest - but it's beyond me why Nick would willingly associate with Baked. Sure he's a homosexual grifter but I didn't think Fuentes was quite as dumb as Ralph, why would he associate with people so dense if he had any level of intelligence though? Are white nationalists really this desperate for a political leader that they'd follow these complete retards?
 
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Strictly Confidential said:
I thought the feds bankrolled after they took all his Bitcoin away
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at this point , anybody in America Fags could be a fed or something of the likes .
i thought Baked was a a fed , and maybe even Gunt could be some sort of asset to any 3 letter agency.
what is the general public idea of this? am i to off the ball park to think this?
 
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Chaggot and Baked are two of the most retarded people in this sphere. It's understandable that Ralph would associate with Chaggot - he's not the brightest - but it's beyond me why Nick would willingly associate with Baked. Sure he's a homosexual grifter but I didn't think Fuentes was quite as dumb as Ralph, why would he associate with people so dense if he had any level of intelligence though? Are white nationalists really this desperate for a political leader that they'd follow these complete retards?
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Nick and his supporters aren't White Nationalists. They're depressed, autistic, lonely, isolated teenagers that want to feel like they're actually apart of a community, and feel better about being complete losers. Their "White Nationalism" has nothing to with with White history, with White America, or really anything tangible, its just a vehicle to promote being gay and never having children, while Nick siphons off money for himself that he uses to buy more Adderall and sex toys. Hiding behind a leader like Nick, who is popular and charismatic in their eyes, justifies being as autistic as they are, and they feel protected in doing what they do because they are apart of the "movement". AF truly is a cult in every sense of the word, but for having actual religious beliefs, beyond worshipping Nick himself.

As for Nick engratiating himself with the Gunt, and making him his right hand man, as well as Baked Alaska, it is one of two reasons: he has fond memories of their prime content and idolizes them, or he sees them as a way to maintain his relevance. You can see an example of the former with Nick's relationship with Sam Hyde, and an example of the latter with Baked. The only reason Nick has aligned with these figures like Ralph is because they're the only retards dumb enough to ally with him, and they're also in precarious situations when it comes to their own relevance and careers. Baked, Gunt, and Nick are the Axis of autism lmao
 
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Nick, your whole movement is about to get dumper pumped so hard even you faggots won't enjoy it. In your own parlance, you're Nazi Germany, and this is your Barbarossa. You're surrounded by degenerate retards whispering into your ear and there is no winning solution to this. Jesus fuck man, all Jim has to do is not sperg out and you tards will look fucking pathetic in comparison.

Let this be known as "Operation Tardarossa"
 
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BiggerChungus said:
Wait until they call in the 28 diapered cowboys from Tran Ranch.
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Tran Ranch is really going to shit up everything.
Chump said:
Why do these guys say the are gonna stop giving us content. When in actuality they are just giving us a big heaping teaspoon full of it all at once. Also there need to be a lol cow rise up wojak.
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There's already the caved in head Wojak.
 
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Nick Gars said:
To be fair, Jim has stated him and Jade intended to have children, but they don't know if his cancer-aids is genetic. It hasn't been until recently that his sickness has been so notably severe, but if I recall correctly he was already at beginning stages of the illness by the end of GG. Him not having kids is a really moot point considering he may have had a genetic illness from the very beginning of their relationship.

Now, you can say something about his age and not having kids before, I suppose that is fair, but if his illness is actually hereditary, it's better he didn't.
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I hope Jim beats the cancer and him and Jade have horrible hapa kids. Jim would be a great dad.
 
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