Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

Read the room.
*I take one last pan around the room as the house lights dim. I think of lolcows past and close my eyes. Deep breath. I approach the mic*

And now the end is here
And so I face that final curtain
My incels I'll make it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full of shit
I traveled each and every superchat
And more, much more
I grifted, I grifted my way

Rapes, I've had a few
But then again too many to mention
I did what I had to do
I saw it through without feminist exemption
I planned each charted scam
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much, much more
I grifted, I grifted my way


Yes, there were times I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more Russian dick than I could chew
But through it all, when there was Putin dick
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced hohols all and I stood tall and grifted my way
For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself then he has naught
Not to say the things that he truly feels
And not the words of Azov who kneels
Let the live streams show, I took all the donos, and grifted my way
 
I just have to say, with utter fucking amazement, that this absolute retard managed to pull an Ambrose Bierce without even realizing it.
There's more people talking about him now that he's disappeared/dead than ever did in his lifetime.
It worked for Byuu/Dave Ginder, right? Now all he has to do is stay dead.
 
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Until I see his corpse, I will keep saying that CRP is, in fact, still alive and well.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw9a5e9mUpM
If he was doing this for attention he would have already come out about it by now so he is 100% dead and while he apparently does have a medical condition that could have been the cause i find it to be much more likely that he was indeed grabbed or killed by the ukranians.
RIP in piss coach, unlike the rest of the retards in this thread i hope your family is okay and that your death was quick.
 
CRP talking about dying in patreon exclusive:

"Dead in May of 2022"
Nostradamus Coach?
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Ukrainian Soldier "Chile" denies holding CRP:
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Last messages from CRP to one of his fans:
(RIP Gozo)
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"And everyone gives everyone else a very wide berth on the sidewalks -- because everyone has become completely paranoid" says the man who very publicly spouted anything anti-Ukraine and pro-Russia he could while living amongst the exact people who are now paranoid. This CRP guy sounds very smart and intuitive. I wonder how many times he's had to talk about how he's street smart when he's embarrassed himself been unable to show pea-brains the light in what I assume are countless unwelcome, tedious arguments he gets into.

Also I kind of want "some kind of Gonzalo" to be added to the threads subheading.
 
If he had moved to Africa like he suggested this wouldn't have happened.
Imagine an alternate reality where CRP lived the last of his days in a remote african village. Maybe he would even accidentally sacrifice himself in battle with an opposing tribe, earning himself a "dances with wolves" nickname.

I hope CRP lived, but in an incredibly humiliating way that makes him a permanent joke of the idiotic idea that Internet morons can somehow go to a war and make a difference, like an extremely more moronic level of Chanology.
Only correct opinion, fuck all of the politisperging that has occurred across the past 60+ pages. Everyone posting their Putin/Zelenskyy takes need to fuck off to a containment board. People come to this site to laugh at idiots making a fool of themselves, not to read degenerate military ass rape fanfiction.
 
Politics aside him not learning the basic phases to fucking communicate with the locals
Most Angloids and Westernoids who come to Ukraine for pussy are usually like that. Or they learn basic words like "спасибо" и "здравствуйте" and they think that everyone should fall to their knees, worshipping the huwite man who came to this savage land.
 
So yeah, there doesn't look like there's any evidence. The only source we have is some friend of a friend claiming some guy with a very coincidental nickname killed him or some ex-marine who apparently is a convicted pedophile saying "I've heard there are reports".

Could be dead, could be a live. Could be pulling a massive gayop or could have just dropped his phone and smashed it.

I'll believe it one way or the other if I see a body or if he appears on video somewhere but if he is dead, a lot of bodies aren't found even after a war is over.
 
So many ukrainian boomers will go inactive and leave their telegram messages unread for months at a time, I wouldn't be surprised if Lira picked up a thing or two from his stay
My head canon is Coach is hiding in some bombed to shit town, doesn't have a charger cable for his phone and all the locals hate him so won't lend him theirs.

Dude is currently walking to Moscow in a huff.
 
I think this is fucking terrible. I never cared for CRP at all until he put that CRP bullshit behind him, and started to post under his real name. His recent stuff have been actually very interesting. If he has been tortured and killed for it as well. That takes it to another level.

Sitting in a besieged city in Ukraine talking about how terrible the Ukraine Government is. Talking shit about literal azov Nazi guys. That is insanely brave and or stupid. But in any case he did it of his own free will. And good for him. I think a lot of people appreciated what he did.

I genuinely hope he is alive and well, because the alternative is just so dark and extremely tragic. I will probably become Coach Blackpill if it comes out he suffered and died for what he did.
 
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