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[DoubleD]

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

Have to agree with Sexual Chocolate here. Eddie Izzard was an excellent comedian back in the day, before all this po-mo gender shit melted his fucking brain - he was one of the best, it could be argued - but he's a very unimpressive actor and is in a bunch of awful fucking movies. I don't know if he has a terrible agent or is just absolute dogshit when it comes to picking scripts. The one that immediately springs to mind is him being the henchman in that Avengers movie from the '90s - not the capeshit Marvel Avengers, the British spy Avengers with Uma Thurman as Emma Peel and Sean Connery as the evil Scottish villain who wanted to steal the world's weather or whatever the fuck it was.

To be honest, there's always been something about Izzard that made me think the dude was probably a huge fucking narcissist (unusual for a troon, I know!). He has a weird vibe about him in all the behind-the-scenes footage I've seen of him, and seems to sort of awkwardly change when he realises he's on camera. It's like all of the sudden the light comes on and, "Ooh, it's showtime!" This is a super obscure UK comedy reference, so rate me autistic if you don't get it, but he always puts me in mind of that Alan Partridge skit from the radio show, "Put me on the telly! Put me on the telly! I'm a media whore with no punters! Put me on the telly!"

It's my suspicion that he thought he could blag his way into acting in proper films from his wildly successful stand up career, when those professions are far from synonymous. He can't even do the voice actor thing which a lot of comedians are usually really good at - Robin Williams as the genie in Aladdin being the obvious gold standard. He was Nigel the koala in The Wild (which was Disney's answer to Madagascar, which nobody remembers at all) and Reepicheep in those sub-Lord of the Rings Narnia films and both of those vocal performances are really wooden, bland and unmemorable.

That said, I've met him on two occasions, pre-she/her pronoun wankery, and he was very nice to me. But then they always are when they're with their adoring public, aren't they?

I really liked his stand up back in the day, never followed his acting career. Anyway, I read his autobiography, published 2017, before I fully peaked and before he became a full-time troon and I do remember a couple of things that in hindsight pretty much sound like AGP behaviour. For example, secretly wearing his step-mom's bras, creepy obsession with wanting to date a lesbian, and crying about how a bunch of 13-year-old girls shouted/laughed at him when he was changing back to his normal clothes in a women's toilet. I used to have screenshots of the relevant parts somewhere, might have to go look for them.

 

[Dark Satanic Exterior]

Izzard actually spent years saying he was a transvestite, not gay, just a man who liked to crossdress. Of course Trans wasn't the thing then but he was emphasizing that it was just how he felt comfortable. Then trans took over and now he's a she/her.

Not only that, he was really adamant about not being seen as gay or a drag act. He was a heterosexual man who just happened to be wearing a dress, heels and lipstick. I used to think that was kind of based, back in the day, before I knew what autogynephilia was.

Now it all seems a bit suspect, especially when you see his later live shows (coincidentally, also his less funny ones) like 'Sexie' have him wearing false breasts and such.

"Eddie, have you lost weight?"
"No, I've got big tits."

 

[Chandelier]

This is the worst thing to come out of the “should straight women reject bi men?” twitter debate, which is idiotic in itself.
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These people have been complaining on and on for days about how it’s wrong to reject bi men, only to clap if a trans woman says they are “allowed” to because they feel insecure with bi men.

There was a gay nigger who said you are not allowed to reject bisexual men because you're homophobic, or reject black people because that's racism. He spent TWO DAYS defending his shit take, as a therapist, on a tweet that got 200k likes.

He also said straight people get HIV more, ignoring that black people get it the most.

From the idiot troon lawyer who promised Null would lose Section 230 protection:
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Seeing that users pictures, I legit thought it was an ugly man. Turns out it's a hideous woman getting her tits chopped off.

Yes, yes, trans rights..and you'll be dead in ten years.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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And of course he's got a GoFundMe:

 

[ShitInMyMouth]

Not only that, he was really adamant about not being seen as gay or a drag act. He was a heterosexual man who just happened to be wearing a dress, heels and lipstick. I used to think that was kind of based, back in the day, before I knew what autogynephilia was.

Now it all seems a bit suspect, especially when you see his later live shows (coincidentally, also his less funny ones) like 'Sexie' have him wearing false breasts and such.

"Eddie, have you lost weight?"
"No, I've got big tits."

The think it’s fortunate Kurt Cobain ate a shotgun as not would he have been insufferable during the Trump madness I’m sure some therapist would have got hold of him and convinced him he was an egg that needed cracking.

Things were so much simpler in the 90s

 

[Dark Satanic Exterior]

The think it’s fortunate Kurt Cobain ate a shotgun as not would he have been insufferable during the Trump madness I’m sure some therapist would have got hold of him and convinced him he was an egg that needed cracking.

Things were so much simpler in the 90s

Aw, mate, I've got some bad news for you.
Trannies have been claiming Kurt Cobain as one of their own online for years now.

I'm not that fussed, to be honest. Didn't he rape a retarded girl during high school and then only feel bad about it when people made fun of him for it? That does seem like the sort of thing a heckin' valid trans girl would do.

 

[umami's milk]

The think it’s fortunate Kurt Cobain ate a shotgun as not would he have been insufferable during the Trump madness I’m sure some therapist would have got hold of him and convinced him he was an egg that needed cracking.

Things were so much simpler in the 90s

People were (and still are) diagnosing Cobain with trans posthumous. Cobain, your music was good... but you saved yourself (and us) from a lot of harm by dying when you did.

edit: ninja'd. But lol. Imagine Tranny Cobain. Oh wait.

But wrinklier, and with no hair.

 

[chiobu]

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Back when I was using Tinder, I was pissed as hell when the match is considerably larger than advertised at meet-ups lol. I would still go through with the date but boy was I unhappy.

I can't imagine being catfished by a troon instead, I'd probably nope out of there without even saying hi

The AGP smirk is definitely on point

 

[ShitInMyMouth]

People were (and still are) diagnosing Cobain with trans posthumous. Cobain, your music was good... but you saved yourself (and us) from a lot of harm by dying when you did.

edit: ninja'd. But lol. Imagine Tranny Cobain. Oh wait.
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But wrinklier, and with no hair.

Thing is, the whole dude wearing a dress thing for attention wasn’t too rare in the 90s.

I’m noticing no one is telling Tricky that he’s trans. There’s way more pictures and photo shoots from back then of him in a dress. I’m sure that it’s nothing to do with him being black or anything.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I’m noticing no one is telling Tricky that he’s trans. There’s way more pictures and photo shoots from back then of him in a dress. I’m sure that it’s nothing to do with him being black or anything.

No white programmer sock troon knows who Tricky was. Even if they did, the would be eaten alive by Black Twitter.

 

[Vi0l3t]

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Lol "I'll start tricking obvious straight men into a date then cry victim when they show up and instantly know I am a man without 10 filters, camera angles." Are they wearing a wig? Troons love chokers to hide their bulging adams apple.

 

[ShitInMyMouth]

No white programmer sock troon knows who Tricky was. Even if they did, the would be eaten alive by Black Twitter.

It’s a sad day when an old man like me is cooler than degenerate perverts half his age.

 

[DHugo]

For people familiar with this thread: is there any compilation of drawn pfp + real life look?
I find that shit amusing, but can't be bothered to look through 4000 pages for them.

 

[umami's milk]

Lol "I'll start tricking obvious straight men into a date then cry victim when they show up and instantly know I am a man without 10 filters, camera angles." Are they wearing a wig? Troons love chokers to hide their bulging adams apple.

Certainly. If you look at the parting in the hair, just above the bangs, you can't actually see any skin where the scalp should be visible. Also the hair's unnaturally vibrant color with perfect luster and shine are perhaps too perfect. Real hair doesn't look like that. If you can dish out money for HRT and surgeries, dropping $1000 dollars on a high quality lace front wig shouldn't be an issue. Those aren't just for nigs now, y'know!

 

[Vi0l3t]

Certainly. If you look at the parting in the hair, just above the bangs, you can't actually see any skin where the scalp should be visible. Also the hair's unnaturally vibrant color and perfect luster and shine are perhaps too perfect. Real hair doesn't look like that. If you can dish out money for HRT and surgeries, dropping $1000 dollars on a high quality lace front wig shouldn't be an issue. Those aren't just for nigs now, y'know!

Probably a grease trap under the wig. Cant imagine the horrors under it.

 

[umami's milk]

Probably a grease trap under the wig. Cant imagine the horrors under it.

Just a mess of matted rotting hair and bald patches since he never takes off the damn thing.

 

[PaulBearer]

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“Sexists see women as birthing machines, that means the word female=birthing machine, I am very smart”

Their obsession with infertile women just feels like a cope. “Oh this woman can’t get pregnant, I’m just like her!” Basically.

It's mad, Brian here used to write comics badly until he was exposed as a hack, and he's using the same dead prose in tweets.

Found some crazy chick trying to form a new church and religion for LGBTQIA+ folks on reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/PrismaticLightChurch/

https://archive.ph/VRUbd

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https://www.reddit.com/r/PrismaticLightChurch/comments/u83ae0/faq/

https://archive.ph/nAyBX

Seven Tenets

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Asking for help to file tax exempt status

https://www.reddit.com/r/PrismaticLightChurch/comments/u78irj/i_need_your_help/

https://archive.ph/p65vk

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Filing announcement

https://www.reddit.com/r/PrismaticLightChurch/comments/u7htxl/we_filed/

https://archive.ph/scpwI

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https://www.reddit.com/r/PrismaticLightChurch/comments/u6vioa/the_seven_tenets_of_prismatism/

https://archive.ph/Qj6Ai

More weird shit

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Love that bit 'How is this different from Satanism...errr gays?'

 

[ShitInMyMouth]

It's mad, Brian here used to write comics badly until he was exposed as a hack, and he's using the same dead prose in tweets.

Mags would still be writing comics if he wasn’t a complete screwball that was too much of a business risk with his online behaviour even for the big two.

He burnt every single bridge that was built for him.

 

[ghost_ghost]

I really liked his stand up back in the day, never followed his acting career. Anyway, I read his autobiography, published 2017, before I fully peaked and before he became a full-time troon and I do remember a couple of things that in hindsight pretty much sound like AGP behaviour. For example, secretly wearing his step-mom's bras, creepy obsession with wanting to date a lesbian, and crying about how a bunch of 13-year-old girls shouted/laughed at him when he was changing back to his normal clothes in a women's toilet. I used to have screenshots of the relevant parts somewhere, might have to go look for them.

it was the fantasy being a victim of 13 year old girls in a ladies toilet that did it for me. 1. didn't happen 2. clearly a porny-fantasy 3. in the unlikely event it did the victims in this are the female children that just found a creepy male pervert in their loo.