Montalbane
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It is time for the sweetie squad to launch a special operation to De-incellify america first.
Operation Retard Storm is go.
Operation Retard Storm is go.
Trashfire The Lolcow Uprising - Baked Alaska, Ethan Ralph, and Nick Fuentes declare war on Jim/Metokur and other drama channels.
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smellybutthole
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He can't be that much of a weeb. A real weeb would never settle for an asian that isn't Japanese and born in Japan. Otherwise what is the point?
You need to actually marry a Japanese national to get a spouse visa for Japan in most cases and no Japanophile wants a trashy born in America Japanese that doesn't know the "The Real Japanese Culture" like they do.
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Isn't that where AOC went to college? Figures.
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oh no kiwi bros. Nick has cracked the code!
All you need to do is yell “ I don’t consent to being a Lolcow and I am rising up“ and you immediately stop being a Lolcow!!!1
What are we gonna do?!? Why hasn’t Null locked every thread and DMCA’ed Nicks devilish scheme? By now all the big lolcows would’ve discovered this! At this rate we’re not gonna have anyone to laugh at by the weekend!!!!
All we’re gonna have now is Ukraine war speculation and celebrity gossip!!! I am literally crying and vomiting as I type this.
All you need to do is yell “ I don’t consent to being a Lolcow and I am rising up“ and you immediately stop being a Lolcow!!!1
What are we gonna do?!? Why hasn’t Null locked every thread and DMCA’ed Nicks devilish scheme? By now all the big lolcows would’ve discovered this! At this rate we’re not gonna have anyone to laugh at by the weekend!!!!
All we’re gonna have now is Ukraine war speculation and celebrity gossip!!! I am literally crying and vomiting as I type this.
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What is it with idiots named Ethan?
Ethan Klein
Ethan Van Sciver
Ethan Ralph
All of them are pieces of shit grifting faggots.
Ethan Klein
Ethan Van Sciver
Ethan Ralph
All of them are pieces of shit grifting faggots.
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Please no more milk, it too much already!
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Oh look, more milk I can be comfy with for another year. Pretty sure the doomsday clock broke so I'll take the comfy milk while they can bitch about lolcowdom.
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The Africa First branch of America First right now, probably:
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I wonder why Ralph is doing this. He was right in the middle of IBS for years, he saw people lose their careers over much less than what he is doing now. I know the answer is "He is retarded" but he got married, he is going to have another kid, is it really wise of him to risk it all? I chalked up his sperging after Portugal to stress but did he still not recover?
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I had a dream a few nights ago where Ralph was challenged to debate in person about Islam. He shows up live, in person to London, dressed up as an Imam and just hollers "INSHALLAH BIIIIITCH!" I then proceeded to wake up.
Considering Fuentes has effectively issued a Fatawah on online drama mongers, I'm wondering if the dream was prophetic.
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Don't forget flying to another country to spite someone and ending up in hospital from a beating where his murse got stolen, or that recent bowling alley event where he had to win the trophy, and again showed he could not go to a public event without being assaulted.Some of the best fucking autism ever to grace the farms started because of ajoke my friend.
•2 children were spawned.
•A sex tape was posted.
•We had to sit through what amounts to hours of a drunk fat southern wigger scream about dear leader’s penis.
•A man sold out his mentally ill daughter for attention online.
•Ethan has talked himself into what will amount to tens of thousands of dollars in child support out of spite (????).
•Premium gunt footage.
•We know now what it sounds like when a obese middle aged man huffs shit out of a mentally disturbed teenager’s ass.
All for the
Keep making those innocuous and very slightly off color jokes my kiwis bros, stop with the weening and gay ops and you’ll see a thousand percent better turn out in milk than you ever thought possible.
Surely even the most cucked college has to have a Republican student group or something like that. He couldn't just hang and talk with them? You just get some political weirdos on both spectrums in college who are so deep into the politics that they completely forget why they are at college to begin with and drop out. I saw it myself when I was university. Did so much political bs that they either dropped out or failed their exams.
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okay in this war can you guys make me the special forces navy SEAL sniper??? r/volunteersforkiwifarms i dont have any war experience but i have like 100 hours in insurgency: sandstorm
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honestly at this point I assume anyone who actually says “You’re the man ralph“ is being ironic to encourage him to do something even stupider.
ClipBitch
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I put my bets on cozy being fucked within the year. If stream.me, new project 2 and ralphs archive site couldn't withstand a few spergs, I don't see how cozy can survive with its users pissing off so many people.
Jebu Nagazi
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The LOLcow uprising will be but a footnote in the history books....
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* guntnote
sir Twenty Goodmen
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Ngl this feels like watching some shounen anime. I mean the foreshadowing this arc got by the recent events and the coverage of america first by the kino casino is a master class at story telling. Also its insane how reliable ralph is at doing some retarded shit every month and the drama channels covering his antics have an unreasonably high production value. Ralph is truly the best in the sector, whatever that sector is, and I hope this harvest will never end.
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