Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Helena Handbasket]

300 lbs ago, gardening would have been a great activity for them to get into. Hauling around dirt, digging, weeding, watering would all have been gentle, repetitive activities that could have helped them get out of the house, and gave them some fresh fruit and veg. Maybe even some pretty flowers to decorate their living quarters.

I live around quite a few retired people, and a lot of them have little gardens at home. A couple of them are in their 80's, still puttering around. Even they do more work in the garden than these two.

Imagine being in your late 20's- mid 30's and eating yourself out of an activity that senior citizens can engage in regularly, just because you had to eat ginormous portions of crappy food.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

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Questions for Medical Professionals, for a Julianna-sized blob, will 2 doses of Narcan be enough to do its job?
or it's similar to anesthesia? where heavier you are, more anesthesia required?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

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Corissa...

Spoiler: These are thighs to be proud of (spoilered 'cause nekkid)

Yours are goo in a skin sack and nothing to gloat over.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

J promoting Narcan? How many deathfats do heroin, or are in any condition to administer it to someone else?

2022 is weird, man.

 

[Gramlol]

300 lbs ago, gardening would have been a great activity for them to get into. Hauling around dirt, digging, weeding, watering would all have been gentle, repetitive activities that could have helped them get out of the house, and gave them some fresh fruit and veg. Maybe even some pretty flowers to decorate their living quarters.

I live around quite a few retired people, and a lot of them have little gardens at home. A couple of them are in their 80's, still puttering around. Even they do more work in the garden than these two.

Imagine being in your late 20's- mid 30's and eating yourself out of an activity that senior citizens can engage in regularly, just because you had to eat ginormous portions of crappy food.

But gardening is spiritually nourishing, outside of physically (because spending time outside is good especially for modern era sedentary age), because it requires patience and care, and delayed gratification. You can be growing an amazing fruit crop that could be ruined by birds unless you take care, and slow down, to think about all the little elements in the ecosystem. It requires humility- you may wield the fertilizer, but you can be quickly put in your place by a bad season.
Oldies love gardening because you're probably in your 70s by the time you've achieved any sort of certainty about things, and ability to garden well. They know all the bits of knowledge that you learn just through experience.
But the ability to grow a plant well and tend a garden fills you with a unique pride, highly recommend as a treatment for depression or anxiety- starting a herb garden, or absolute beginners veggie gardening.


Unfortunately the cottagecore thing turned this time honoured, admittedly firmly uncool, practice of gardening into this chic throwaway thing that made it look very easy, and thus appealing to mongs like C. Remember her van post about how everyone, apparently, thinks she's too fat to garden or live minimalist?
I'll believe C or J are gardening once there's an insta post featuring dirt under their fingernails. It'll never happen. Unless you can DoorDash a garden or some shit now

 

[glass_houses]

Ahh... gardening. Yes, oh so easy. I tried to start my own veggie garden a couple years back. Most of what I planted sprouted, green and juicy, I was so nervous and proud... then the brushtailed possums happened and over the course of two nights, every single sprout was devoured (in between bouts of screaming like Satan at each other because a new male was trying to invade our old male's territory). I wonder how Corissa would take such a thing happening to her, especially if, as in my shoes, realistic solutions to the possum menace were not affordable on her limited budget and she was forced to give it all away at that point. How would a narc react to having her own perfect little garden sprout so nicely according to her will, and then be so ruthlessly and unavoidably destroyed?

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Most of what I planted sprouted, green and juicy, I was so nervous and proud... then the brushtailed possums happened and over the course of two nights, every single sprout was devoured (in between bouts of screaming like Satan at each other because a new male was trying to invade our old male's territory).

Ok....gardenfagging here.

Cayenne pepper. Works wonders on keeping critters out of your veggie garden. Pretty cheap at the grocery store, too. Sprinkle it on like a crazy ass Cajun, and squirrels, possums, raccoons, rabbits, cats, what have ya, will stay away from the plants. I usually put a good dose down when I first plant seeds, and then sprinkle more after a good rain. It doesn't hurt the plants, oRgAnIc AF if you care about that, but it does irritate critters' noses before they can get closer for a taste.

Pretty much any hot pepper will work. Even that red pepper you sprinkle on pizza can do in a pinch. When I had nothing else and was too lazy to get to the store, I sacrificed some sriracha to chase off raccoons trying to get at my chickens in the night.

Bonus gardenfagging -

Bugs hate tobacco juice more, though. It's not 100%, but it does work against most of them. Insecticidal soap can also work great - you can find it at most garden centers. Again, you gotta use them when the sprouts come up and spray more while they grow, especially after it rains. Best to do it in the morning or evening (whenever the breeze dies down where you are.)

(BRB, off to get me a pouch to make tobacco "tea" for some of my seedlings.)

 

[Ben Lurkin']

Before you attempt to single-handedly solve the opioid crisis for Interweb asspats, Corissa, how about practicing a little "harm reduction" at home by reducing the harm you and Juliana are fatly doing to your own bodies?

 

[Free the Pedos]

J promoting Narcan? How many deathfats do heroin, or are in any condition to administer it to someone else?

2022 is weird, man.

It’s just another popular terminally only SJW thing these days.

 

[Clotso Coof]

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Before you attempt to single-handedly solve the opioid crisis for Interweb asspats, Corissa, how about practicing a little "harm reduction" at home by reducing the harm you and Juliana are fatly doing to your own bodies?

Imagine Corissa and Juliana hurpling over to passed out junkies on the street, Narcan in hand trotter.

Juliana tries to bend down to stick the Narcan in the junkie's nose. She slips, falls on his face, and suffocates the poor bastard with her gunt.

 

[supersh7nee]

So, Corissa has chronic diarrhea. She also proved she can wedge herself into that tub. Now on to how the fuck J gets clean.
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Her mention of bloodwork, upper endoscopy, and colonoscopy caught my attention. Maybe it’s something she really has been due for (though a colonoscopy at her age seems kind of odd) or she’s pursuing a reason for her explosive diarrhea since she obviously refuses to look at her diet, but I know from personal experience that all three are very typical procedures in preparation for weight loss surgery.

I’m certainly not saying it’s proof positive, because the idea of Corliss’s agreeing to weight loss surgery is obviously rainbows even if she would attempt to hide it from her HAES cohorts. But it’s something I’ll keep tucked in the back of my mind while reading her thread in the future to see if there’s anything else that pops up that points to possible WLS. While highly unlikely for someone so indoctrinated into the HAES cult, it could make for a very amusing plot twist.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

She might also have been seeing blood in her shit, or had a fecal blood test done.

Spoiler

PL- Lots of ancestors had gastro problems, including cancer, so had to start testing earlier than normal for this stuff. Had a positive result for fecal blood on the test, so I got the works on both ends. Endoscopy solved the mystery. Turned out it was from two ulcers I didn't know I had.

With her Door Dash Diet, she probably has something nasty brewing in her guts, too. Having the runs for this long after a gallbladder removal is definitely not normal.

 

[Gramlol]

Her mention of bloodwork, upper endoscopy, and colonoscopy caught my attention. Maybe it’s something she really has been due for (though a colonoscopy at her age seems kind of odd) or she’s pursuing a reason for her explosive diarrhea since she obviously refuses to look at her diet, but I know from personal experience that all three are very typical procedures in preparation for weight loss surgery.

I’m certainly not saying it’s proof positive, because the idea of Corliss’s agreeing to weight loss surgery is obviously rainbows even if she would attempt to hide it from her HAES cohorts. But it’s something I’ll keep tucked in the back of my mind while reading her thread in the future to see if there’s anything else that pops up that points to possible WLS. While highly unlikely for someone so indoctrinated into the HAES cult, it could make for a very amusing plot twist.

Weight loss surgery might be a way to take attention away from J's medical treatment to 'become a man'- like oh yeah, well I'm going to become a thin woman, take that.
But I don't see it. Although it is interesting how she doesn't seem to have as much fear about going to the Dr as say, Anna O'Brien does. I think C has just found the right Drs she can push around.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Funny, 2 of Coco' partners have now trooned out.

IF she is having WLS, she won't admit to it. She can just say her set-point has changes or some stuoid haes bullshit like that. "Oh I miss my fat body so much!!!" Tho, I don't think she will ever be able to lose weight permanently. Even if they staple her mouth shut too, she'd find a way to get her fix of junk food.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I think that even if Corissa wanted WLS, she'd have a very hard time following through on it.

First, she'd have to lose some weight prior to the surgery, which she'd have a very difficult time doing. Second, Juliana would have to know what was going on, and be willing to keep quiet about it. Third, her sudden, rapid weight loss post-op would arouse suspicions and speculation among the politicized deathfats who are her primary audience. They would need a plausible explanation, and short of pretending she's got a rare wasting disease (one that won't kill her any time soon, and doesn't otherwise ruin her life, so, like, none of them), she would be hard-pressed to come up with one.

Fourth, she'd have to hide her post-op eating habits from all of her fat friends, because the worst sin you can commit in this death cult is intentional weight loss.

And last, this is a woman who has built her entire livelihood around being a Fat Bitch. She would absolutely lose that if she was even suspected of having WLS, or taking any other measures to intentionally lose weight.

I can see Anna O'Brien getting desperate enough to try WLS, but not Corissa—not unless the cultural tide underwent a radical change, and she could easily re-tool her entire brand to present herself as a former BoPo/FatLib activist who saw the light. But even that seems far-fetched to me. Maybe a major health scare, with a period of dependency and immobility would be enough—but again, I doubt it.

Anna O'Brien can keep on being a retarded drunken clown at any size; losing weight would actually allow her to make more interesting content, get more sponsorships, and work in her favor. Not so with Corissa; she's as fully invested in the deathfat death cult as one can be.

 

[glass_houses]

With her Door Dash Diet, she probably has something nasty brewing in her guts, too. Having the runs for this long after a gallbladder removal is definitely not normal.

Without going into detail, I'll just say that having my gallbladder out a couple years ago permanently changed the flora of my gut biome, which has had knockdown effects. My doctor has basically told me to live with it. It's not uncomfortable, just radically different to how things were for my life prior.

These things can make a pretty huge difference. If I eat too much junk now I pay for it. Given what Corissa is scoffing down every waking hour of the day, I'm not surprised at where she's at now.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Very masculine pose, JULIANNA

 

[GenociderSyo]