Orbiter Fatima A Sial / Nora Malik - Ralph's ex-wife, Pakistani-Britbong, Ethan's first child-bride.

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A part of me thought that there would be no chance of Ralph ever turning on Nora. Even his primitive pig brain knew he had it good with her and there's been moments in the past that indicated he's still not over her. Then again, I also believed there wasn't a chance he'd ever go after Jim.

The beating from those child prostitutes in Portugal really escalated things with him. I thought we'd need at least another solid year or two of booze and pills to get him here.
 
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Stiles said:
Yeah, also this friend of yours is setting himself up for DTs. DTs can and will kill you if they get bad enough. Maybe you should suggest to your friend that he slowly ween himself off of the alcohol until he is down to one 40 a day, and then gradually space that out to give himself two days off minimum.
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That amount of alcohol isn't going to give you DTs. Even a bottle of vodka a day probably won't. DTs come from drinking incredibly heavily for decades. Three liters a day of 6% beer would likely only give you very mild withdrawal symptoms upon stopping, maybe a tough time sleeping, if any
 
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Daily Affirmation said:
I see Ralph trying to die in Vegas of an OD while in bed with two black hookers like a true Ralphamale. He'll fuck it up though and instead die on the floor from Chinese fent fatly and alone like Chris Farley.
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I have just come to the realization that we will some day see a picture of Ralph's bloated corpse, drenched in makers mark and cheap coke. I don't know how I feel about that just yet but I know in my heart it will happen. It's going to be really weird when it does.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
I have just come to the realization that we will some day see a picture of Ralph's bloated corpse, drenched in makers mark and cheap coke. I don't know how I feel about that just yet but I know in my heart it will happen. It's going to be really weird when it does.
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Meigh is not a stable personality. There's a strong likelihood that this story ends with a violent murder and burning the site to the ground.
 
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Innit fucking crazy how Ralph went from being married to and fucking a doctor, cheated on her, and downgraded to random e-thots, knocking up a literal high schooler, and then knocking up a pedophile weeb who made a presence for herself online by wearing striped underwear on her face and reviewing anime porn?
An automatic clown said:
Another day, another Ralph vs X thread. Truly a sight to behold.
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I can't wait for the Ralph vs. Ronnie, Ralph vs. Sandra, and Ralph vs. Evan threads. He seems really hellbent on burning each and every positive connection he's ever made in his life in the most public manner fashionable. If he lives long enough to where Xander learns how to speak, expect a "Ralph vs. Xander" thread soon.
Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
There’s no denying he’s accelerated his downward spiral. I cannot understand why Amanda is still there with the baby.
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
May is a retard. Why do people keep forgetting this?
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I get that the common consensus on this forum is that Meigh is stupid, but I don't think she's necessarily brainless.

She definitely is stupid, but I don't think she's stupid enough to genuinely believe that she's in a "trad" relationship with Ralph. She's stupid to where she thinks shacking up and getting impregnated by Ralph is her best shot at living a stable "trad" lifestyle. Digibro and Ralph are very similar in that they're both drug addicted jobless degenerates with no job prospects beyond yelling at people on the internet.

The only difference between them is that Ralph was at least willing to give her a baby as soon as possible unlike Digi, so she can at least pretend she's living a stable normal life while her "fiance" is out fucking hookers with her permission.
 
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Lame Entropy said:
Fuck me I sat through this, Craig and Vickers are on with this Falco dude. I don't give a shit about the Faith stuff so I didn't pay any attention to it. Here's what I gathered about Nora.

-Craig met Ralph and Nora during Gamer Gate, he's good friends with Nora.
- Ethan wanted Nora to stop being friends with Craig because he dedicated a Christmas carol song to her joking around during a stream, she said no.
-They decided to get divorced 2020 (he said early 2020 and then winter of 2020). It wasn't finalized until Faith came into the picture.
-Nora was mentally abused and manipulated into the marriage. Terrible marriage, didn't enjoy any of it. She found out about the hookers after leaving Ralph and was upset because she would have divorced Ralph sooner if she knew.
-Nora was 16-17 when she met Ethan, not when they dated.
-The first gunt shack belonged to Ralph's mom but they lost it to the bank. Ethan would use her welfare checks for weed/booze instead of rent.
-Nora is doing great. She never lived with Ralph, just visited. She would buy her own plane tickets.
-Craig claims that Nora was watching.
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The information was known and documented on the Farms except for Craig's relationship with Nora. CRP spilled about the hookers while they were still together and Ralph hated him for it. She listened to the show and paid attention to this sector. She would have seen CRP's accusations.

Nora loved him, is intelligent, helped him with his work and defended him here when he was in jail. You keep a lock on them.
 
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Didn't Ralph say he was gonna ignore his haters this week? And also have a great week? So far he has:

-Raged out on Randbot, offering to pay for his flight from Australia to America so he could fight him IRL.
-Called for the indiscriminate flagging of all his 'enemies'
-Poured gasoline on the fire of Fuentes vs. Metokur
-Called Nora a whore
-Probably a bunch of other crazy shit I'm forgetting.

I knew he wasn't gonna go the entire week without reverting to his true nature but damn, he's accelerating in every way possible. What an unhinged rage pig
 
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I think maybe Raylan had a real good point here, you should listen ethan.

Man, of all people to shit talk, an Ex-wife of a few years is a terrible choice. Ex-wives have a laundry list of ways to mentally destroy you, I don't expect Nora to fire back, but who among us actually expected this dumb fat felon with the fecal fetish to go after her
 
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Rei is shit said:
He must be dying. Why else would he be speedrunning this hard?
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You guys keep looking for logical reasons to why someone would act like a flaming retard. The simple fact is, Ralph doesn't think, he just DOES.

drateR said:
I know people say that Ralph is too self important to kill himself, but he's probably going to blow his brains out after this rampage of self destruction runs its course. He knows it subconsciously.
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Ralph is too angry and vindictive to kill himself. He's already threatening to murder people if he could with no laws, and he's not going to blame himself if he ends up rock bottom.

He's already walked into people's houses before too.

I'm going to suggest that all of the e-celebs who have beef with this guy to have a weapon to defend themselves in case he shows up in the middle of the night wanting revenge
 
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