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In Kevin’s tweets earlier, he uses “plurality” in a really weird and awkward way. Pretty sure he used it the other day talking about the lesbians or queers too. It’s like when he was tweeting “folks” and “y’all” all the time. Seeing Kevin parrot words that he thinks make him sound smart or cool is one the best parts about his tweets.
 
Kevin is mad because people don't want to wear masks forever or some crap like that and mute threads at soon someone disagree with his tard rants
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There is a lot to unpack here, oof.

First, he indicates that he believes that masks prevent COVID from spreading period. Not reduce the likelihood of transmission from a sick person to others but literally stops the "plague" from "running rampant" and that absolutely any kind of mask will do this. Actual talismanic thinking.

Second, he admits that the answer of "yes" to his original question "are we supposed to wear masks forever?" actually isn't dependent on the above being true or not. If wearing masks prevented COVID from existing then masks wouldn't need to be worn forever, only until COVID ceased to exist. Kevin conflates the two as if they're logically connected because he wishes to impose masks on everyone and believes he needs to fool others (that he wishes to use violence against to force them to comply) into thinking it's not his own personal opinion. (Yes, yes, I understand the most obvious and immediate objection and agree, it's actually just that Kevin is stupid. And fat. And does not have sex.)

Lastly, I just want to quote this again because it comes from Kevin: "Fuck off and try being an adult for once"
 
There's a certain irony to such a proud "anarchist" telling people to "try being an adult for once" by forever accepting state authority ordering them to do something they don't want to do.
He screams at other people for being bootlickers then demands gooberment interference as long as it's his government. Mussolini was right on his baffled dictator assessment of anaarchist.
 
I’m honestly surprised how often Kevin will straight up admit to not getting laid. I have to wonder about all the times he hasn’t told us. I like to think some rejections wounded his pride too much to talk about.
Tweeting every thought as soon as it enters his head takes precedent over protecting whatever pride he may or may not have left.
 
So why would Neck and Wedge come to Westcliffe of all places if not to hang out with Kevin?

It's not like Sacramento, i.e. a place that just so happens to be on the way to other, better places.
Maybe Kevin paid for Wedge's ticket again so Wedge took the opportunity to meet up with Neck and whoever the other guy in the area he bangs is

Plus maybe they didn't know that the Tranch was in terminal decline and decided to nope out once they encountered the unpleasant atmosphere inside. They haven't been back since the start of the Kindness arc, right?
 
Plus maybe they didn't know that the Tranch was in terminal decline and decided to nope out once they encountered the unpleasant atmosphere inside. They haven't been back since the start of the Kindness arc, right?
That's a pretty good theory. Neck is perma-broke on top of the child support he has to pay and Wedge is a whore whose top interest is money. Neither of them could gain much from a failing Tran Ranch and even worse Phil might decide he wants to keep them as slaves.
 
Please someone tell him that in UK nobody wears masks anymore since like summer of 2021. Even when there was the omicron variant in November last year where I lived nobody except some employees at shops wore it, and nobody cared. There were some signs that mask was mandatory indoors again but 99% ignored it and did just like in summer.

Also funny how troons love masks, lockdowns and government mandates and get so defensive when someone slightly criticizes those things. So much government bootlicking for a group in which many claim to be a anarchists.
 
Do we think that the wives are Neck and Wedge? Maybe they're just avoiding the amhole.

genuinely horrible, Kev amhole information herein, legit gross.
really

I strayed onto the other farms, lolcow thread for Kev today and fucking hell, i saw things there I did not want to see, nor knew were available to the human eye. its a very concentrated Kevs greatest hits over there.
I saw his triangular boob, impossible to telll which angle the picture was even taken from, but worst- i saw - wedge? licking the amhole. Once, in the most tentative way ever- we know the amhole stinks- it is also RIGHT up front, like belly-button style front facing.

(this was a gif- thank god i didnt have to hear the horror squawk, nor the internal, throat-noise boaking of wedge trying to surpress his retch)

Kev refers to that singular, disgusted lick as 'daddy eating me out'
there was a screen-capped comment from wedge, rather inscrutably saying
'i cant still remember the smell and taste'

I bet he fucking can.
elsewhere in the thread was a screen-cap of kev complaining that his knickers - if 'pushed - ie by a long roadtrip' start to stink again, even after laundering- once he has worn them for a few minutes and his body heat warms them up, the smell emanates from them.

he also talked of an orange liquid seepage.

long story short, there is pressure to fuck Kev after time away; and I can very well imagine literally anything would be used as an excuse not to get near that again.

ALSO!
lest we forget (cos i certainly did, in my minds eye); that horrific as Kev's AGP smirk gallery is- he takes these pictures because they are flattering in comparison to reality
This is what, to boot, is attached to StankFrönt amhole:
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genuinely horrible, Kev amhole information herein, legit gross.
really

I strayed onto the other farms, lolcow thread for Kev today and fucking hell, i saw things there I did not want to see, nor knew were available to the human eye. its a very concentrated Kevs greatest hits over there.
I saw his triangular boob, impossible to telll which angle the picture was even taken from, but worst- i saw - wedge? licking the amhole. Once, in the most tentative way ever- we know the amhole stinks- it is also RIGHT up front, like belly-button style front facing.

(this was a gif- thank god i didnt have to hear the horror squawk, nor the internal, throat-noise boaking of wedge trying to surpress his retch)

Kev refers to that singular, disgusted lick as 'daddy eating me out'
there was a screen-capped comment from wedge, rather inscrutably saying
'i cant still remember the smell and taste'

I bet he fucking can.
elsewhere in the thread was a screen-cap of kev complaining that his knickers - if 'pushed - ie by a long roadtrip' start to stink again, even after laundering- once he has worn them for a few minutes and his body heat warms them up, the smell emanates from them.

he also talked of an orange liquid seepage.

long story short, there is pressure to fuck Kev after time away; and I can very well imagine literally anything would be used as an excuse not to get near that again.
Links/screenshots?
 
Please someone tell him that in UK nobody wears masks anymore since like summer of 2021. Even when there was the omicron variant in November last year where I lived nobody except some employees at shops wore it, and nobody cared. There were some signs that mask was mandatory indoors again but 99% ignored it and did just like in summer.
I agree except you’re talking about England there really.
Where I live in the UK, 99% of people in shops are still wearing masks, including me.

The point being, Kevin will not be happy in London from that point of view, and will almost certainly get the coof again.
 
I'd forgotten how rough that was. Even Wedge - who's about as degenerate as they come - is clearly not making contact with it, it's just a little lap off to one side.

The fucking gall Kevin has to call that thing a vagina. Never mind that it doesn't work like one, look like one or taste like one, it's not even in the right place.

I'm going to see that in my nightmares tonight.
 
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