Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

There is zero chance of her ever getting western boots on her feet. The leather is thick, stiff and formed and has an extremely hard thingy in the heel ankle area. There's no zipper or laces and even people experienced in wearing them can have a hard time getting them on the first few times until they are broken in. She can't even bend over to put regular shoes with laces or sandals that aren't teva with velcro on. Trying to get her feet in those boots may just kill her.
 
Are those all the birds escaping the area because they detected anna in the vicinity? Scared they would get eaten!
Those are bats, but your question remains.


After watching this video I’m going to say that at most, Sheri tried on a pair or two of the most outlandish and/or expensive boots she could find, with her husband encouraging her to try at least one pair of more neutral boots because men like buying their beloveds nice things they might use, while Anna touched everything, made stupid comments and awful jokes to anyone who would listen, perhaps roping other customers into some kind of call-and-response cheer for her stepmom to get her to try something she knows she won’t really wear.

That store is a bona fied tourist destination people visit just to take a whiff of, regardless of their interest in western wear. Her parents are visiting so she took them to soco, it’s Austin Tourism 101, and I doubt she’ll be on a boot journey.

Eta: forgive my double post I’m Mobile rn farming is hard waaah
 
After watching this video I’m going to say that at most, Sheri tried on a pair or two of the most outlandish and/or expensive boots she could find, with her husband encouraging her to try at least one pair of more neutral boots because men like buying their beloveds nice things they might use, while Anna touched everything, made stupid comments and awful jokes to anyone who would listen, perhaps roping other customers into some kind of call-and-response cheer for her stepmom to get her to try something she knows she won’t really wear.

That store is a bona fied tourist destination people visit just to take a whiff of, regardless of their interest in western wear. Her parents are visiting so she took them to soco, it’s Austin Tourism 101, and I doubt she’ll be on a boot journey.

Eta: forgive my double post I’m Mobile rn farming is hard waaah
That video was when her parents were there when her gradnfather died I'm guessing.
 
Those are bats, but your question remains.
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No way is she ever getting a pair of real boots. They might stick her in some Ariat booties that don’t go past the ankles...

Even the most accommodating Ariat boot I could find, like this open-sided Dickson Western boot...

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...is heckin' problematic for Anna.

The pointed toe would squeeze Anna's crazy foot and toe splay and cut off the circulation (that she can't feel.)

And, the heel would throw her even farther off her already teetering center of balance.

Two steps outside the door of Allen's in these and it would be "Faceplant into the Sand 2.0"...only this time it would be straight down, face-down into the unforgiving concrete sidewalk.
 
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Can you imagine if you tried to tell your boss can't work Uterus said no.
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Um did she call her uterus an 'eaturus' or

Also you just know she's one of those types to somehow use her period as a means of trying to sexually harass Jon- I got my period, ohh it hurts soo much, I'm sooo girly, etc
Given her idea of womanhood is just a garbled bunch of 80s sitcom media references too I'm sure she'll loudly order ice cream and chocolate delivery because you KNOW... for the cramps.. am delicate flower
 
And if she can't feel her feet, would there be an amputation arc when the blisters she couldn't feel on the bottoms and sides of her feet became infected and gangrenous? Breaking in good boots can be a bit uncomfortable the first few wearings. Then they mold to your feet and are heaven, but since she can't feel her diabetes feet, who knows what damage she would do if she ever got them on. I'm not sure that pointed toe booties would even be good for her with the toe spread and lack of sensation and movement her feet seem to have. They wouln't give and splay like her cloth flats that she is so fond of.

ETA - @thejackal - there was a reaction channel that was covering another deathfat that revealed they make special sized pads for deathfats. Some women have even posted on social media showing the size difference when their clueless boyfriend/husband bought the deathfat sized pads because they are massive. Being able to wear a pad also requires you wearing underwear. I don't think we've ever got any proof Anna does. And I prefer not to think about the logistics of her trying to use a tampon.
(im drunk) yes. i know what i'm going to watch to go to sleep tonight. yes thank you.
 
Re: boots

Do they still make the boots we used to call Ropers? Didn't those lace up? I know those came a smidge wider and allow a bit more room because of the lacing. To me they are also a bit more feminine with the fray on the top.

I think her calves would still be too wide.
Yes they still make ropers (note: not the brand name, which also still exists) although I think you mean the fringe at the toe, not on the top. If you want to find some, the term 'lace-up ropers' or 'lace-up western boots' will get you better results than just searching for ropers, which will mostly get you the Roper brand.

And they still won't fit Anna's massive calves.
 
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