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If only you could wear a beanie over your Adam's apple or your massive man hands
Maybe Lucas would care to explain why there are so many balding troons out there despite taking the magic titty skittles, even at a young age.
I'm not a doctor, I don't even play one on the internet, so someone who's more enlightened than me can weigh in if I'm wrong. But from my understanding of the causes of male baldness through my perusal of Wikipedia articles (I never was cut out for academia), testosterone plays a role, but it's more complex than that. Specifically, it's a different hormone, dihydrotestosterone, synthesized by the body from testosterone, that seems to have the most effect. Also, there are genetic factors at play that determine how androgens affect hair growth and loss, so it's not just "more testosterone = more bald." Furthermore, although most testosterone is produced in the testes (duh), small amounts are still produced in the adrenal glands, so pumping yourself full of titty skittles won't remove the dreaded male hormones from your system entirely. I don't know if this would delay baldness or not if you were genetically predisposed towards it, but again, the wide swath of bald troons would suggest to me that it doesn't prevent it.
Finally, Lucas went through puberty before getting the cock chop. That means testosterone did a number on his body already, and he might have already started the balding process. He does have a pretty big forehead, after all. Imagine the irony if he takes to wearing beanies one day out of nowhere.