Orbiter Fatima A Sial / Nora Malik - Ralph's ex-wife, Pakistani-Britbong, Ethan's first child-bride.

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Ralph admitted to paying her already.
The speculation was basically substantiated after Ralph admitting to paying Brittany Venti to be on his worthless show, it was $80 or something, but knowing Ralph, it was probably $500+.

Once again the a-logs were right and Ralph is felted.
Ade also mentioned it back in the corn harvest stream. She wouldn't really get into it, but she also implied that there was something big that happened between the two that Nora didn't want Ade to talk about.

I can't image the dirt Nora must have on Ralph. Especially considering what has already been revealed about how he acted during their relationship.
 
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now this is just getting silly
 
Ade also mentioned it back in the corn harvest stream. She wouldn't really get into it, but she also implied that there was something big that happened between the two that Nora didn't want Ade to talk about.

I can't image the dirt Nora must have on Ralph. Especially considering what has already been revealed about how he acted during their relationship.
My favorite thing from that interview is how Ralph was playing this on repeat for her
he was so proud of himself and now we have this
There are newer ones of course but this one is one of my favorite. The worst thing is that MC Jarbo gave Ralph lines for the Girlfriend's daughter track and he was so shitty at reading them that the compilation songs sound more authentic.
 
Once upon a time Ralph was actually able to say things like "I fucked up," and "It was my mistake," and even "I did wrong."
Once upon a time Ralph was married to dear Nora, whom others respected and found banter with because she was funny and more than capable of holding her own against Internet retardation, and they had love and respect for each other. Ralph's boisterous hollering and rowdy personality combined well with her own, and they built an interesting and amusing internet show together. Later, Gator and Zidan took care of the backend and booking, while talented folks like Jimbo, Rackets, Dax and Null liked 'em enough to come on, and a successful internet show flourished. Lucky timing? Sure, but that don't matter because Ralph has ruined it all by his own rage-pigging. Burning Nora now is a real bitch move Ralph.
 
Once upon a time Ralph was married to dear Nora, whom others respected and found banter with because she was funny and more than capable of holding her own against Internet retardation, and they had love and respect for each other. Ralph's boisterous hollering and rowdy personality combined well with her own, and they built an interesting and amusing internet show together. Later, Gator and Zidan took care of the backend and booking, while talented folks like Jimbo, Rackets, Dax and Null liked 'em enough to come on, and a successful internet show flourished. Lucky timing? Sure, but that don't matter because Ralph has ruined it all by his own rage-pigging. Burning Nora now is a real bitch move Ralph.
I have decided that Nora was the Killstream. Even through all the hardships like jail and youtube bannings Ralph stood strong. After the divorce it has been a exponential trash burger fire.
 
Do you know what? This one caught me entirely off guard.

Are we seriously just running out of people for him to turn on or hate? I can't fucking wait for Chris Chan to get out of prison or whatever and Ralph to go on about "That pedophile snake Chris Chan. I made you. Didn't even come on the killstream for his post release interview. No loyalty."
 
:story: You stupid motherfucker @theralph are you fucking kidding me right now? Me, you, her, Neirdran, BlackfaceKermit, Craig n a few others were in the skype calls bro, ground fucking zero of everything to do with you and Nora. What are you doing dumbass? She kept your show and blog going for a fucking year while you fatass was in prison. She would literally run gay ops and lie for you directly to so many people because you asked her too, hell she got my ex-fiancé on your show to dab on me with lies and bullshit for you. Why would you summon Nora to the stage now? You fat retarded psychopath. You tryin’ to commit suicide on stream for everyone is that it?

I am fully excited now for a Nora Interview on the Kino Casino 🤣
In what fucking world am I agreeing with Bryan Fucking Dunn of all people? LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE RALPH
 
Do you know what? This one caught me entirely off guard.
Just when you think Ralph can't sink lower, he finds a way. This one in particular irks me, just because it really hits home just how horrible of a human being he is. You can stand by his side through thick and thin, stomaching his terrible habits while trying to bolster him up and push him to better himself, and in the end it doesn't mean anything. Wishing ill on people is a tiresome and draining practice but I will say this: sooner or later, Ralph's streak of dumb luck will run out and he won't have anyone to turn to. Whatever happens then, don't entertain the thought of pitying him for one moment. He deserves everything he gets and then some.
 
So I have a theory, Ralph has been ogling that ugly bitch Stardust and of course the comparison between her and Nora were made. Ralph has been up in his feelings and in conflict with pretty much every one on top of having rage issues and drugs and alcohol

Nora was a better time in his life when he had internet friends and the minor conflicts that he had with people he could go on the kumite with his faggy buddies and laugh and with daddy Jimbo.
 
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Do you know what? This one caught me entirely off guard.

Are we seriously just running out of people for him to turn on or hate? I can't fucking wait for Chris Chan to get out of prison or whatever and Ralph to go on about "That pedophile snake Chris Chan. I made you. Didn't even come on the killstream for his post release interview. No loyalty."
He already did shit on Chris when it was convenient to try and pin fucking Barb on Null and KF. Ralph doesn't see people as people, he sees them as means to an ends. It's surprising he picked now to go at Norah but it was inevitable.
 
There is a time line, somewhere out there, there is a reality, where Ralph didn't swing at that cop and subsequently moved to the UK with Nora

How much better, or worse, would Ralph's life be in that time line?

Would it have been more kino for us?
Quite the contrary. I like to imagine Ralph a happy family man living like an aristocrat with his fetching wife Nora and brown mixed children so he would have a higher social credit score than the average anglo. But no instead he tried to punch a female cop, missed, and fucked his entire life up forever after.
 
There is a time line, somewhere out there, there is a reality, where Ralph didn't swing at that cop and subsequently moved to the UK with Nora

How much better, or worse, would Ralph's life be in that time line?

Would it have been more kino for us?
I’ve been thinking about alternate Ralph timelines. What if Knoxville had gone differently? What if Ralph hadn’t gotten fixed on the gunt meme, and gotten hookers? What if he looked at his life and said, “I’m falling apart and fat as fuck, everyone’s making fun of my disgusting body. I need to stop drinking. I’m going home to tell Nora I love her and want to be a better man for her”.

Now look at where we’re at. Ralph’s life is a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book, if you decided to always take the obvious bad choice that immediately gave you the worst ending.
 
I prefer this one. He seems to stare at you with a desire to cuck all who opposed him lmao.
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I can't stop laughing at that picture, it's perfect. It sums up every Ralphlationship in such a perfect way. They're both just so god damn ugly, inhumanly ugly. May looks like a melted Halloween witch prop closing her eyes so she doesn't have to look into the pig slits. This, of course, is ultimately unnecessary because then there's Ralph. Look at that tiny pig face smack dab in the center of that enormous alcohol bloated melon of his staring at his true love, the alogs.

*chef's kiss*
 
:story: You stupid motherfucker @theralph are you fucking kidding me right now? Me, you, her, Neirdran, BlackfaceKermit, Craig n a few others were in the skype calls bro, ground fucking zero of everything to do with you and Nora. What are you doing dumbass? She kept your show and blog going for a fucking year while you fatass was in prison. She would literally run gay ops and lie for you directly to so many people because you asked her too, hell she got my ex-fiancé on your show to dab on me with lies and bullshit for you. Why would you summon Nora to the stage now? You fat retarded psychopath. You tryin’ to commit suicide on stream for everyone is that it?

I am fully excited now for a Nora Interview on the Kino Casino 🤣
PPP giving good advice to Ralph on leaving Nora out of his drama.
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Wow, even Ralph's biggest ayylawgs are being genuine in letting him know this is a dogshit idea. This is how you know you've crossed a line you should never have even considered approaching in the first place.
Quite the contrary. I like to imagine Ralph a happy family man living like an aristocrat with his fetching wife Nora and brown mixed children so he would have a higher social credit score than the average anglo. But no instead he tried to punch a female cop, missed, and fucked his entire life up forever after.
Ralph could have said "okay, I'll fly straight from now on", tried to get that assault conviction expunged after he served his time and have gotten his right to fly and carry a gun back. He could have kept Nora if he worked on himself and stayed humble but no, he had to double down on his bad behaviors and cheat on her with cheap Tennessee hookers after riding the high of owning fake wrestler on the internet.
 
Do you know what? This one caught me entirely off guard.

Are we seriously just running out of people for him to turn on or hate? I can't fucking wait for Chris Chan to get out of prison or whatever and Ralph to go on about "That pedophile snake Chris Chan. I made you. Didn't even come on the killstream for his post release interview. No loyalty."
I don't know why anyone is surprised by anything to do with Ralph anymore. People went on for ages about how Ralph will never turn on Jim, yet of course he did. Ralph himself has gone on for ages about how he'd never turn on Nora, and so of course he did. The people right now who are upset that he'll never turn on Dick should reevaluate things because of course he will. Fuentes is gonna be a blood enemy at some point unless Ralph dies from fat first. A man could come along, pick Ralph up, dust him off, stick him in a mansion, put a billion dollars in his hooves with no strings attached, furnish him with all the black prostitutes and cigars he could ever huff and it'd still only be a matter of time before he was cursing their name and everything related to them.

The only sure bet about Ralph is it's always a race to the new bottom of the barrel. The only end to his cycle is when that bottom finally becomes the release of death.
 
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