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Yep, made sure to post it, pin and all in his spergout thread before it got removed. What a perfect day for CRP to wise from his gwave.
Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist
- Thread starter Bryan Dunn
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Wazzupnerds
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Where's Ralph gay sex tape Coach? You have to post it now. 
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Ragepig's gonna wake up to CRP not being dead, people shitting on him, then he's gonna be going onto a stream with cancer man tonight.
Today's not gonna be a five star day.
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We need 8k 3D models of the Gunt, close-up.Where's Ralph gay sex tape Coach? You have to post it now.
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Hearing Coach get choked up from the outpouring of support seemed genuine to me. If this was all a ploy, his acting is pretty impressive. Whatever the case may be, the outcome is the same - he is much more well known today than he was a week ago.
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CRP is clearly Incel Jesus. Praise be!
Do it @Juan But Not Forgotten!Where's Ralph gay sex tape Coach? You have to post it now.
Its ok, at least you didn’t short couch coin like I did…I had 30$ riding on this guy being a smear in a crater.
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Being released unharmed refutes all the horrible shit he's been saying about them all this time. I wonder when that will occur to him?
He's probably made a fortune in donations the past week.
Weeb Slinger
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13 Now behold, two of them were travelling that same day to a farm where kiwis were raised, which was seven Internet miles from the /pol/ boards on 4chan. 14 And they talked together of all these things which had happened. 15 So it was, while they conversed and reasoned, that Coach Red Pill Himself drew near and went with them. 16 But his hair was wild and uncombed, and he appeared to them as an elderly lesbian and they did not know Him but only asked his pronouns.
17 And He said to them, “What kind of conversation is this that you have with one another as you walk and are so sad, MMMmmmmm?”
18 Then the one whose name was Moon answered and said to Him, “Are You the only stranger on the Internet, and have You not known the things which happened there in these days? Lurk Moar, Dude.”
19 And He said to them, “What things, MMMmmmmm?”
So they said to Him, “The things concerning Coach Red Pill, who was Internet Daddy to a great multitude among the tribe of the Incels, who never begat anyone, and who refused to consume the flesh of the system pig for it is an unclean animal. 20 And how the Ukrainians, whose hospitality he Himself had spurned, conspired to kidnap him and leave him in a ditch or a mass grave. 21 But we were hoping that it was He who was going to tell us how to hook up with hot Ukrainian women because we're all out of ideas. Indeed, besides all this, today is the third day since these things happened. 22 And certain trans women of our company, who wander the Internet in perpetuity, astonished us. 23 When they did not find His beheading video, they came saying that they had also seen drone cam footage from multiple angles showing He was alive. 24 And certain of those who were with us went to some pretty extreme gore websites on TOR but His beheading video they did not see.”
25 Then He said to them, “O foolish ones, and slow of heart to believe in all that the members of my Telegram group who have spoken! MMMmmmm? 26 Ought not Coach Red Pill to have suffered these things so as to be reborn as a meme, MMMmmmm?” 27 And, beginning at chapter one, He expounded to them in all detail each and every chapter of his novel Wilshire Boulevard, the release of which has long been prophesised.
28 Then they drew near to the Farm where they were going, and He indicated that He would have gone farther but would rather sleep in their spare room and make use of their wi-fi.
29 Now it came to pass, as He sat at the table with them, that He took the spaghetti they gave him and ate it with toothpicks, while drone cams circled overhead. 30 Then their eyes were opened and they knew Him; and He lingered all that night and the night which followed and refused to leave until, in their exasperation, one of their number telephoned the regional headquarters of the Azov Battalion and requested that he be taken from their sight.
17 And He said to them, “What kind of conversation is this that you have with one another as you walk and are so sad, MMMmmmmm?”
18 Then the one whose name was Moon answered and said to Him, “Are You the only stranger on the Internet, and have You not known the things which happened there in these days? Lurk Moar, Dude.”
19 And He said to them, “What things, MMMmmmmm?”
So they said to Him, “The things concerning Coach Red Pill, who was Internet Daddy to a great multitude among the tribe of the Incels, who never begat anyone, and who refused to consume the flesh of the system pig for it is an unclean animal. 20 And how the Ukrainians, whose hospitality he Himself had spurned, conspired to kidnap him and leave him in a ditch or a mass grave. 21 But we were hoping that it was He who was going to tell us how to hook up with hot Ukrainian women because we're all out of ideas. Indeed, besides all this, today is the third day since these things happened. 22 And certain trans women of our company, who wander the Internet in perpetuity, astonished us. 23 When they did not find His beheading video, they came saying that they had also seen drone cam footage from multiple angles showing He was alive. 24 And certain of those who were with us went to some pretty extreme gore websites on TOR but His beheading video they did not see.”
25 Then He said to them, “O foolish ones, and slow of heart to believe in all that the members of my Telegram group who have spoken! MMMmmmm? 26 Ought not Coach Red Pill to have suffered these things so as to be reborn as a meme, MMMmmmm?” 27 And, beginning at chapter one, He expounded to them in all detail each and every chapter of his novel Wilshire Boulevard, the release of which has long been prophesised.
28 Then they drew near to the Farm where they were going, and He indicated that He would have gone farther but would rather sleep in their spare room and make use of their wi-fi.
29 Now it came to pass, as He sat at the table with them, that He took the spaghetti they gave him and ate it with toothpicks, while drone cams circled overhead. 30 Then their eyes were opened and they knew Him; and He lingered all that night and the night which followed and refused to leave until, in their exasperation, one of their number telephoned the regional headquarters of the Azov Battalion and requested that he be taken from their sight.
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Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
He he he he he he he
Hey hey hey.
CRP is alive and, despite being a lolcow I care nothing about, KFers will get mad. This is funny and I suggest CRP get a "Lazarus" award for 2022.
idosometimes
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"Hey guys, the SBU kidnapped me. I am so scared. Be sure to check out my snapchat and onlyfans! thx. bye."
re: he stoopid for going back online
You guys are dumber than the "Coach."
Assuming he is not being his normal lying self and lying like the liar he is because he is a liar, this video is self preservation. If he dies now, people will blame the government because they know it detained him once already. Explaining death of some Chilean babushka at the hands of the government is not going to be easy, even in our show off your tiny UA flag environment.
This may not have been intentional though. This recent chat comes off as a media blitz to capitalize on his disappearance.
re: he stoopid for going back online
You guys are dumber than the "Coach."
Assuming he is not being his normal lying self and lying like the liar he is because he is a liar, this video is self preservation. If he dies now, people will blame the government because they know it detained him once already. Explaining death of some Chilean babushka at the hands of the government is not going to be easy, even in our show off your tiny UA flag environment.
This may not have been intentional though. This recent chat comes off as a media blitz to capitalize on his disappearance.
Stygian Evil
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the SBU found out that he was no "russian spy", he was not "russian saboteour", he was no better than the average harmless pro russian civilian... and i bet they feel pretty stupid about it. and also some retarded non-passing troon in a wig will not be trusted anymore.
he'll eat shit regardless
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COACH COIN HAS RISEN !!! GET FUCKED ETHAN RALPH AHAHAH
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Calling it now. CRP is eventually going to be torn into a dozen pieces from an artillery strike or an angry Azov infantryman
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COACH IS ALIVE!
THUG LIFE!
ETHAN RALPH, THAT AIN'T YOUR WIFE.
WIGGER MAN YOU HAVE 2 KIDS
GO HOME!
THUG LIFE!
ETHAN RALPH, THAT AIN'T YOUR WIFE.
WIGGER MAN YOU HAVE 2 KIDS
GO HOME!
waffle
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Coach is too much of an attention whore to keep quiet this long. If he were alive and free he'd have posted something by now, even if he was legitimately on tthe run. He's either locked up somewhere or (more likely IMO, because it's not like he has any actually useful info) he was shot in the street by the Ukies as a spy.
-Edit- guess I missed the news by a few. Sounds like I was half right in that he was in custody.
-Edit- guess I missed the news by a few. Sounds like I was half right in that he was in custody.
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well killing an international journalist is maybe not the best idea.
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Gonzalo but not forgotten.
Oh he’s back.
Oh he’s back.
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He's not an international journalist though so I don't see the problem.
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My theory is that CRP rose from the grave just to spite Gunty.