What should I do if I swallowed an avocado core?

[Crabbed Hams]

Question: what should I do if, say, I were to take an avocado core, slather it in canola oil, and swallow it whole? Just, um, throwing this out there for no particular reason what-so-ever.




Heavy liquor may or may not have been involved in regards to this question's existence (which, funnily enough, is what my parents said regarding my own existence).

 

[Cats]

piss it out

 

[Retink]

Well, maybe pre-lube for when it comes out?

 

[I am vomit]

Put a second one up your ass, shove a needle and a string through it, when the first one comes you can shove it deeper to make your own horrible anal beads!

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Say your prayers, they’re extremely poisonous*

*not intended to be a factual statement

 

[I Love Beef]

You fucking idiot

you're supposed to chew them

If you did, your body would most likely digest it. Avacado seeds/cores are actually more nutritious than the fruit flesh.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Are you in my house?
I had this conversation with my daughter an hour ago. She was messing around with the seed and I told her to stop because I don’t want her choking on the damn thing.
Also I thought the seed was toxic?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

There's nothing you can do. You have to deal with the avocado tree that's growing in your stomach for the rest of your life.

 

[20 Mule Team Lorax]

You're going to have to do it at least three more times to cancel out the original bungle, only properly this time. Use either ozonated olive oil or engine grease instead of canola.

 

[Sundae]

Eat a pound of prunes and pray to God.

 

[Ophelia Jones]

Drink plenty of water, Eat some fertiliser and in a couple months, when you poop out the freshly grown avocados, sell them at the organic farmers market.

 

[Sithis]

You should swallow some miracle gro to make sure it gets proper nutrition and sprouts

 

[mario if smoke weed]

You become this

(The avocado is growing inside your abdomen)

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I heard that "Avocado" was like the Aztec slang word for testicles.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Abortion

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Hit up gay dating apps with your newfound credentials.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

just

wiiiiiiiiddde

very fucking wide