Trashfire The Lolcow Uprising - Baked Alaska, Ethan Ralph, and Nick Fuentes declare war on Jim/Metokur and other drama channels.

[True Friend]

I DIDN'T FUCKIN EAT POO GAWDAMMIT

BUT IF I DID ID SAY SO!

 

[Happy Fish]

I don't know why Michael gets any props for this. He kept trying to drag Flamenco in even though Flamenco kept saying no. Two times he supported Nick and tried to hold Jim to answer and explain a point, but he'd let Nick spin like a fag non-stop. Didn't do shit when Baked, Ralph and Nick just screamed together whenever Jim tried to counter a point. Michael was absolute trash.

I listen to shitstorms like this because I typically feel detached from these things, and even though I prefer Jim over the people he went up against I wouldn't mind if Jim got legitimately felted. But fucking hell did I fail at feeling detached tonight. The way Nick argued there actually got under my skin, badly. The intense amount of hypocrisy on every argument, the "U mad!?!?" tier of deflections constantly. I could go on and on but you all heard it, it was incredible, and I really wonder if his own fans listened to the way Nick behaved and didn't think it was the most weak and slimy approach possible.

Jim won, because Nick was arguing in bad faith and it was, I think, obvious to everyone, but Jims performance wasn't great. He let Nick jerk him around a lot, forcing Jim to elaborate on points he didn't need to. But I'll be honest, maybe this is copium on my part but I think the big thing is that Jim honestly just didn't seem to care. He didn't really want to be there, had no real drive or desire to "beat" nick, the only time he seemed fired up was when Ralph got in the call, and only because I think Jim actually takes extreme pleasure in making Ralph seethe.

Nick was being a boring disingenuous faggot. Jim was trying to have a conversation and some laughs and Nick was desperately trying to lure Jim into a "Gotcha!" that just wasn't there, and naturally humiliated himself along the way while trying to play it off.

Like most who go gunning for Jim he just kind of showed the world why nobody should listen to him.

 

[Hazel Motes]

I'm still wondering how he does not who Spartacus is. I mean, he was mentioned on the Sopranos at least once and that's the literal catechism for these people.

 

[Neil]

Narcissism is typically mired in insecurity. In the mind of the narcissist, they're either perfect and right, or they're wrong and they're lowly, subhuman trash that don't deserve to live.
And it would be really devastating for Nick if he woke up to that reality.

He'll have to after he's been kicked from every other platform by the time he's 26-27. But by then, it'll be too late. All his fans will have grown up and moved on, politics will have moved on (more than it already has), and he'll have nowhere else to fame whore. At least by then everyone will have forgotten about him so maybe the Wendy's down the street will hire him.

 

[Matt Damon]

Stupid zoomers dont even know their Roman history smh. Imagine not knowing how Marcus Licinius Crassus crucified 6000 dirty slaves along the Via Appia and fought Spartacus in the mountains. But I guess that is too low brow compared to Kanye and whatever other nigger shit AFags worship.

Spartacus' sandals? Buy Yeezys, you poor losers!

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Reminder : Tonight was supposed to be the LOLCOW UPRISING where they would utterly defeat the people milking them for content.

So the stated Goal was to End Jim permanently and send him back to retirement so even if Jim didn't "Win" if he ever streams again and makes money on Drama then Nick by default has failed in his stated goal.

 

[Lemmingwise]

I don't know why Michael gets any props for this. He kept trying to drag Flamenco in even though Flamenco kept saying no. Two times he supported Nick and tried to hold Jim to answer and explain a point, but he'd let Nick spin like a fag non-stop. Didn't do shit when Baked, Ralph and Nick just screamed together whenever Jim tried to counter a point. Michael was absolute trash.

I listen to shitstorms like this because I typically feel detached from these things, and even though I prefer Jim over the people he went up against I wouldn't mind if Jim got legitimately felted. But fucking hell did I fail at feeling detached tonight. The way Nick argued there actually got under my skin, badly. The intense amount of hypocrisy on every argument, the "U mad!?!?" tier of deflections constantly. I could go on and on but you all heard it, it was incredible, and I really wonder if his own fans listened to the way Nick behaved and didn't think it was the most weak and slimy approach possible.

Jim won, because Nick was arguing in bad faith and it was, I think, obvious to everyone, but Jims performance wasn't great. He let Nick jerk him around a lot, forcing Jim to elaborate on points he didn't need to. But I'll be honest, maybe this is copium on my part but I think the big thing is that Jim honestly just didn't seem to care. He didn't really want to be there, had no real drive or desire to "beat" nick, the only time he seemed fired up was when Ralph got in the call, and only because I think Jim actually takes extreme pleasure in making Ralph seethe.

Cringe. Michael was based. Didn't you see he had the clown makeapp on half the time? Based based based based.

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I think the comments are more telling than anything else how healthy a community is. There was nothing but people spamming knife emojis. Even random twitch streamers get more interesting audience engagement than that.

 

[The FedEx Pope]

The Hitler 2.0 thing was either way too edgy or way too cringe. Maybe both.

Maybe this time he'll actually swallow a viagra pill and letting his male consort shoot cum on his face down a sewage bunker when the feds are searching for him.

Hitler was famous for articulating his points and leading his people out of a downward spiral.

Nick can just about speak and is too much of a gay coward to lead anyone.

I'm more convinced Cozy.TV isn't a honey pot for the feds, but a honey pot to turn straight young kids into homosexual faggots like himself.

 

[Retink]

See, the reason I think that's wrong is, everyone who knows who Metokur is, already knows what Cozy is. It's not like he picked a fight with PewdiePie and got him to appear. He picked a fight with Metokur and his fans, where there would arguably be quite a crossover already.

I think it also revealed how bad Cozy is. The website was chugging at the traffic.

If Keemstar had shouted out about Cozy, it might have had a tiny boost for him, but even Keemstar said it was a "Youtube debate".

It's definitely not the scale of Pewdiepie or whoever, but I don't think Keem really ever did anything with Cozy before. I'm not chalking it up as some extraordinary gain, just that I don't think things were left any worse for Nick because of how low he is.

 

[Table Country]

What I don't get is why even do this in the first place? Even if Niggers had a valid point, even if he had some dirt on Jim that made him look cringe, why would you even bother? If he's such a small fish compared to you and if he's going to die soon what is even the point of putting on this sideshow on in the first place? How petty of a faggot do you have to be to get so riled up by an internet haha funny man that you "aren't mad" at?

 

[Snigger]

I don't know why Michael gets any props for this. He kept trying to drag Flamenco in even though Flamenco kept saying no. Two times he supported Nick and tried to hold Jim to answer and explain a point, but he'd let Nick spin like a fag non-stop. Didn't do shit when Baked, Ralph and Nick just screamed together whenever Jim tried to counter a point. Michael was absolute trash.

I listen to shitstorms like this because I typically feel detached from these things, and even though I prefer Jim over the people he went up against I wouldn't mind if Jim got legitimately felted. But fucking hell did I fail at feeling detached tonight. The way Nick argued there actually got under my skin, badly. The intense amount of hypocrisy on every argument, the "U mad!?!?" tier of deflections constantly. I could go on and on but you all heard it, it was incredible, and I really wonder if his own fans listened to the way Nick behaved and didn't think it was the most weak and slimy approach possible.

Jim won, because Nick was arguing in bad faith and it was, I think, obvious to everyone, but Jims performance wasn't great. He let Nick jerk him around a lot, forcing Jim to elaborate on points he didn't need to. But I'll be honest, maybe this is copium on my part but I think the big thing is that Jim honestly just didn't seem to care. He didn't really want to be there, had no real drive or desire to "beat" nick, the only time he seemed fired up was when Ralph got in the call, and only because I think Jim actually takes extreme pleasure in making Ralph seethe.

He helped set up one of the funniest lines of the stream:
>why do you think nick is gay?
>are you fucking kidding me

 

[Abel]

Overall, Nick's performance was poor, and that's putting it lightly. There was some shit he just had no response to, stuff that has been out about him for YEARS.
I though Nick would do better.

 

[Malaika]

Cringe. Michael was based. Didn't you see he had the clown makeapp on half the time? Based based based based.

I wish he'd spend less time with his make-up and more time making sure that Baked, Ralph and Nicks volume wasn't like 30% louder tham Jim's.

 

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

Every one of Nick's mannerisms really does come across as incredibly gay. His gestures, the pursing of his hands when he's preoccupied, his slight grins whenever he gets accused of something naughty...

I'd wager to say that little Fagtes might have a bit of a thing for those accusations.

 

[make_it_so]

What I don't get is why even do this in the first place? Even if Niggers had a valid point, even if he had some dirt on Jim that made him look cringe, why would you even bother? If he's such a small fish compared to you and if he's going to die soon what is even the point of putting on this sideshow on in the first place? How petty of a faggot do you have to be to get so riled up by an internet haha funny man that you "aren't mad" at?

I guarantee you that he wanted this to draw viewers to cozy.tv, since Jim is consistently a big draw on other streams. Not that it would matter since so many people just stream sniped instead.

 

[Cat Attack]

2 weeks ago or something like that I thought I'd see what nick wasu p to and tuned into a stream.

He made a comment about feeling like squidward when he went to squidtown and everyone was like him and he didnt use the word but you could tell he was bored with it. It was slow and boring stream and then nick atarted bitching about there being not enough donations (like $10 or so for the entire night up till then) and how things are supposed to be a two way street.

So this was his best shot at drawing new eyes to his platform.

No way I just heard Nick himself say he gets 10k viewers and they are definitely not bots. Are you saying Nick is a liar and this is just him thrashing around like a drowning animal desperately trying to find new viewers before he loses all relevancy?

 

[Antarctica]

The amount of Spergery and autistic rage from nick was unbearable and I'm genuinely surprised how all three of them, Nick, Baked and Ralph had the opportunity to dog pile Jim and they ended up just spewing completely random garbage and failing miserably.

 

[Abel]

Every one of Nick's mannerisms really does come across as incredibly gay. His gestures, the pursing of his hands when he's preoccupied, his slight grins whenever he gets accused of something naughty...

I'd wager to say that little Fagtes might have a bit of a thing for those accusations.

He was thinking about Metokur's Jake Gyllenhaal farmer muscles, he got a bit distracted.

 

[H. H. Lovecraft]

Retink Retard take: I think Nick might have won. Not because he made any points or did anything right, but because he had nothing to lose and it pushed some eyes to Cozy. He still came out looking like a retard, and his crew of marry degenerates were awful, but he still got eyes on his bullshit. I don't think it will last, or get him any real benefit long term, but that's the benefit of being dirt, it's easy to come out overall ahead of where you started.

Jim was smarter and funnier, so he won on that end, but I don't think he did any more damage than Nick and co does to themselves daily.

Not a retarded take at all. Another way of putting it might be that to anyone with a three digit IQ it's clear that Jim was much better... but those types are not the typical Cozy viewers.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

There will never be a decent "far-right" movement because half of these niggers read Anon, not Goebbels.

Also because the very rare white nationalists who can actually argue their points well like Jared Taylor or to a lesser extent David Duke don't engage in dumb shit like this. There is no cult of personality garbage around Duke or Taylor because they know it's a bad idea.